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hello. just letting you know that my diary is alive again. tah.
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fuzzy-grey : |
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I really miss reading you. Hope things are going well and that this finds you in good spirits and health.
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allilee : |
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hey. i joined ur ring sum time ago and put up the link for it on my diary. now due 2 my new layout the diaryring doesnt look as good. do u mind if the link is not up or wuld u like me 2 quit?
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Hey, I don't know if you do rings or whatever, but I had left a note for you a while back since we both seem to have Fibromyalgia (or two similiar conditions). Anyway, I started an open diay and Fibromyalgia ring a little bit ago and I just thought I would tell you.
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viks : |
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merry christmas to you and all the best for 2003
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banana3159 : |
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I just wanted to tell you that I think you're hilarious.
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fallencupid : |
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Hey I have you listed under my favorites, and I hadn't been able to stop by in a while. I always enjoyed looking around in your diary and reading what you have to say. Keep on writing, I enjoy it. :-)
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Rather interesting theory on the shrinkage of man, but surely you'd agree that even before 2200 good ol' President Bush will have nuked everyone who doesn't say y'all.
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that michael jackson thing is GREAT!
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I suggest, that if ladyirony loves Jim so much, we actually give him to her. Lets face it, we could post him, and the postage would only be about 33p so it'd be cheap for her. Or we could auction him off as a fundraising exercise - think of the things they could do with the £2.63 we'd raise! <-- an example of me being nice, by being so unfailingly optimistic that you'd raise more that 8p. So there!
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God I freakin' LOVE you!!! So much better than I could ever say it. XD Thanks, Yawner. I hate Timberlake too. ;)
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You're spot on about the daily mail - them stand for 'live and let live'? What a sick joke. As a person who needs to express my emotions (catharsis) to recover from personal crisis, I am disgusted by that paper's endless insistence, spouted by scum like daniels and lee-potter, that repressing those emotions is the only way to heal. You can tell that if they had their way they would cart people like me off to concentration camps. Keep up the letter writing!
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Member of seinfeld diaryring, just browsing your diary. You're hilarious; just brightened my day-kj
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Just joined the tarantino web ring.. Your diary was the first I read. All I can say is... Your mojo is working overtime. I like the way you think. Thanks for the laugh.
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I happened upon your diary a few months ago, favorite placed it to read on a night when I had sometime (read: when I had nothing else to do.) I finally read many, many entries and am completely enthralled. Though, I generally detest people with general bitterness and run of the mill sarcasm that was funny 20 years ago, there's always been a special place in my heart for educated cynical bitterness. I don't just mean I believe you to be smart, but life has just dealt you a crap hand, and instead of basking in "woe is me," you've turned it into something that entertains the likes of me. You've left me no choice but to sounds sappy: I'm an avid fan for life.
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aduenas : |
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In the states only a few really famous serial killers have names like the Zodiac Killer or the Night Stalker, but it always relates to the killing theme. So maybe you should think of the theme of your killing spree first and then go figure out a name.
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"you took the words right out of my mouth" was absolutely brilliant (in my opinion). : )
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choufleur : |
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"The Silencer, since everyone around you seems to be so damn loud...And reporters could say things like, "The now famous Silencer has silently struck again. What a sad day in history this is..." Of course the reporter would shout and then you would have to kill her too.
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mongmaster : |
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i think fast ;*P
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missingmoon : |
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oh my. i was thinking as i opened this page, "i shall write, 'grim jim' " and there it is. spooky. bye/
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mongmaster : |
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"Grim Jim"
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where-i-fall : |
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In regards to your serial killer name, how about Jim the Jawbreaker - First shatters their jaw making them unable to scream for help, before murdering them gruesomely, mwahahaha.
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Hey hey hey! yeah um...Your banner was really tempting..and I told myself "dont click it, DONT CLICK IT!" For some odd reason, the word 'turd' amuses me greatly. well uhh, obviously i clicked - and to my surprise- you have a great diary. Im a comin' back fer more! ttyl *~*Jamie-lynn*~*
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Yawner, I've been a long-time, on-again/off-again reader of your diary... sorry I missed the banner ad that everyone is enamored of. (1) I plan to steal the phrase "Loud Family Robinson" to describe my own neighbors. (2) I think I left you another note once, but it's gone... is this a straight/gay thing? (3) Sometimes when I look around my apartment, I marvel at the Disney Serial Killer motif. (4) Keep writing, you're really good. (5) PS: To your old list of cliched news humor, you can add something about how Martha Stewart's life is a mess (ha ha ha).
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I went to your diary because I just couldn't resist your awesome banner. And I never click on banners either, so you should feel special, haha. =) Anyway, oh my gosh I do the exact same thing with my neighbors, peering out the crack in my mini-blinds. But I'm too much of a freak to actually talk to them, I just observe them. I'm really not a psycho.(or maybe I am...) anyway, good to know I'm not the only freak out there...
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starinajar : |
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you're brilliant.
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demigoddess : |
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Can I really find your diary by writing "world's biggest turd" on Google? Awesome, you turd! Visit my diary now. Retrun the favour, throw me a bone.
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random1041 : |
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hey since you like creating random diary rings you should make one that is for swimmers because I can't make one and I want one.
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ladyirony : |
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Hot DAMN you rock! ;) Love your response to the e-mail!!! Keep up the great work, dude. ;)
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vergeofhope : |
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Your response to that email was classic. If <b>I</b> were a celeb look a-like, I'd want to look like you. :)
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revhooligan : |
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The most unforgivable thing about The Time Machine is that it was directed by H G's great grandson, Simon! Add him to the list (right under Verhoeven)
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animamea : |
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um. so, do you really wanna know ? i don't think you ought to be asking questions if you don't wanna know..you know. that's just rude, anyhow! and. i have to say this: taking a piss while writing is rude too, dammit. you ought to wait till you hit submit, at least! or. just not mention it! where oh where are your manners?!
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coalchamber3 : |
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Cody, your reviewer, had more spelling mistakes than a 3 month old picking out random alpha-bits.
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review-world : |
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Your review us up
http://review-world.diaryland.com/yawner.html
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revhooligan : |
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I pledge to do my part for Britian by impregnating as many European teens as I can. It's the least I can do after that unplesantness in 1783.
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As you know, I LOVE football. I love to watch it on TV, I love to go to games. I love to talk about it. My wardrobe consists of nothing but soccer and punk rock t-shirts. I FUCKING LOVE football! But as much as I admire a Michael Owen or a Taylor Twellman, I know they'd never have the sack to kill a bear with a plastic spoon. Skilled, yes. Brave? No.
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On the subject of soccer (I'm American), I'm pretty indifferent, but I have a friend who wants Brazil to win, because he says Brazil has "good music, the smallest bikinis in the world, and a terrifying giant statue of Jesus on the side of a mountain." So, hey, sounds good to me.
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farrah : |
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hahaha, that sign is hilarious. i love you, lol. i saw your banners on dl.com, so i came. :) i'm adding you to my faves list, lol. ttyl.
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philferspink : |
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g'day... love the signs.. ignorance can be amusing for the most. go you
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minnifer : |
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pft. why dont you have a guestbook? i like them better. right well. yeh. spose i should add to your liddle adoring public you have got on here. i laffed at your funne words. and erm... sympathised? nah. i wont patronise. i erm... well... just... yknow. felt bad schtuff. at the bad parts. ive just asked one of my friends to be you. he refused. stubborn twat. but yeh. i wish he was. thats it. blah blah blah. oh and im gutted i missed that channel four thing. documentary hound is me. when im not stacking fucking cheese at three in the morning at work. buhbye x
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sugarbug : |
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I think my favourite part of this diary has to be the muppet guy. Problem is, I always forget his name.
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jaws1972 : |
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Thanks for signing my guestbook. I just love Seinfeld and was glad to see there was a ring for it!!!
Take care!!
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diggrsdauter : |
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Love your theory on swearing you Chen!
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nichma : |
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Happy Random Guestbook Signing Week! :)
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weymouth66 : |
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Just seen your latest entry - well said Jim! The daily mail is a fascist repressionist rag, and l l-p is the scummiest scummer of them all. Keep telling it how it is.
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singinangl02 : |
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you dont know me, i dont know you, i love your diary, you are going on my buddy list...
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mrcadbury : |
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How can I resist Ellie-Lou-May-Sue? She's so sweet and innocent, and looks so hot when she dangles that shotgun. Hot-diggety-DAMN!
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patootie : |
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"No, I really have nothing to say. But like everyone else, I'm gonna say it anyway."
Damn skippy.
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laura-baura : |
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You just keep getting classier...
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diary-rants : |
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hey, i posted your rant. i would ahve posted the first one suggested (i thought it was clever) but i don't feel it fit with the site. the second suggestion was beyond excellent. here's the url: http://diary-rants.diaryland.com/020424_55.html and don't forget to link us!!!
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cutiepie2005 : |
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I really like your banners.
beth
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stev : |
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Not seinfeld, tarantino...no worries 'bout that.
regards
stev
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prplefairy : |
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y hello o owner of wonderful ring! ((am not hick really am very uninbred ((i hope)) person with no intention)) of inbreding. am also friend of i-d-i-o-t!! we r ringsluts!!! keep up de good work n tell me about all ur rings must join every single ring...mwahahahahaha x jekka x
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i-d-i-o-t : |
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haha
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sprung : |
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Me likie you.
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dammitjoe : |
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Interesting banner.
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etak : |
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Have you seen "Monster's Ball" yet? I just saw it tonite I was wondering what your thoughts on it were.
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jonathan : |
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love the image of the sign: 'Beyond its stupidity, I found the sign quite endearing because it’s admitting defeat!'The quirkiness of it. Someone with an idea in town hall. clueless. human. revealing. And then fun 'yawner' could have if you got a hold of the control? What messages would you write?
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silverbiker : |
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interesting diary :)
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spacebabe : |
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I'd prefer cat shit I think.
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deathcake : |
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someone said "This is Will Smith's world, and we're just lucky enough to live in it." That includes dealing with the sadness that is Independance Day. Chin up, buck0.
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punkahontas : |
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damn, you write one helluva catchy banner ad. now its on again. over.and.over. where's my kiss damnit?
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soulmojo : |
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I know! That is so weird, isn't it? I totally think David Bowie is the sexiest man alive. Oh, sure, well, he has bad teeth and he wears make-up, but hey! I love David Bowie. He could be my China Girl anytime. No, no seriously. What? This is the wrong... Oh... oh, God... I'm so embarassed.. I signed the wrong... God... sorry.
[ I adore your writing, by the by ;) ]
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painpleasure : |
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well, i was going to wow you with my sickeningly sweet compliments. but i see you already have quite a few, and i don't want to rot your teeth out (you probably came close enough over easter) but i wanted to tell you i just clicked cause i saw your banner, and i do love the diary. if you want to know how i feel, just read the note below this... it pretty much sums it up. have a nice night. :)
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noc-sauv : |
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Hello there, i saw your banner ad running and thoughtit was hilariously cynic, and so i clicked on it to access to your page... Well , let me only tell you you are one witty person and that your writings, full of style, sarcasms and charm, are of great interest to me. Keep on doing such good work,
-Lea
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a-woman : |
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Well done. Now gimme my kissy.
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a-woman : |
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Well done. Now gimme my kissy.
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thisisjohn : |
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johnwashere.
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jonathan : |
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The banner worked FEck! I never click on these things. I lvoe your rant about the 'Great Granny in Blue'. I love to rant and rave about the absurdity of the royals. Good for you! Up the Republic! (Long Live Predisent Blair) Scary.
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fallencupid : |
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I followed a link from another page here and I am glad I did. I enjoyed looking around and reading your diary. Visit mine sometime and drop a note. One more thing, I listed you under my favorite diaries. Hope you don't mind. ~Fallen
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bluestars : |
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I don't have much to say, but that you have a nice lay out and you seem very interesting. :0) Laters.
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skyfox : |
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Jeez Buddy, I really suggest you get out more. I'm mean, I'm pissed that Lord of the Rings didn't win best picture, that sucked ass, but complaining ain't gonna do no good. I personally am starting a net-petition for a recount! ;)
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elisespeaks : |
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Used to be very very afraid of the Beatles, the song "Strawberry Fields Forever" was the most scary, to me. The backwards flutes... oh Lord...
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bluroze : |
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hey ... just wanted to tell you that LalaReviews are up. Please come by and get reviewed-- we'd really appreciate it. Thanks! =)
ps. to get reviewed you have to read the rules & scorings first,... boss said.=P
------jay
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justagal : |
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The beatles are AWESOME. I can't believe you ever disliked them to begin with.
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smallraven : |
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I have fibromyaglia, and I haven't heard of ME, but what I've read on the site about ME they sound similar, do you know what the differences are? Your diary is very enjoyable, btw. :)
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alwaysinhim : |
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Well, this new banner worked on me. And i totally like your diary so i'll stay, cheers!!
me
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sesshomaru : |
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hey babee!!! ;)
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musikpol : |
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hey... could you go to my site and take my polls? its only lyke two minutes... thanx
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iremainyours : |
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you made me laugh.
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awsomelindz : |
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Hey thanks for signing my web page!
Even though you dont even know me!
Peace out!
Lindsey
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colouredtea : |
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How old are you?
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o0cutiepieoo : |
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offence?... none taken.
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confused1 : |
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Im your killer...
I mean...
er...
"yes"
*hides*
angel Xx
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anx : |
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Why do I always come here? I guess I'll never know.
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o0cutiepieoo : |
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*yawns*...loser.
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scaevola : |
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jeremy thatcher, dragon hatcher = bruce coville book. little kid stuff but i liked it.
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whymeohgod : |
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"I just bought 25,000 shares in a movie called “Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher” which is such a corker of a title it just can’t lose!" This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
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kissesfrome : |
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i joined ur diaryring thats hould mean sumthin, i mean sur eim new 2 this whole diary business but still, sum1 could read my diary dernit!!
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boogabooga : |
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hey, you know Sarah (kangaroopoo)! *I* know Sarah! Well, not personally, but I know Sarah from d-land and emails and such. I guess she's just a popular kinda girl. :) And also, I'm glad you made a Seinfeld diaryring. I love that show. Have you ever heard the Jerry Seinfeld comedy CD (I think it's also on video). It is hilarious!
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ledbeatle : |
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who's to say no one would join yr webring? with all the coolest people having a tendency to die young...anyway. I LIKE Alanis too. might just be tho cos her old drummer, Taylor Hawkins, is such a cute live thing...
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laura-baura : |
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Guess what?
I'm hungry! Ha ha, bet you thought I was gonna say I still have a cold! ;) Well I do! :( xxx
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laura-baura : |
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I still have a cold. :(
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laura-baura : |
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Hello! I have a cold. :( Ooooooomm <-- my new moany noise. Give me cuddles? xxx
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nothing2-say : |
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hey help me make a page for my diaryrings then....please?
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cmyk : |
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You're clever.
Cheers, Tara
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narcoticgerl : |
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buffy and angel?.... I've never really seen what was so cool about those vampire slayers... I always rathered the shiny metal of ultra magnus, or galvatron... And another thing in all this vampire films, and series there is one thing missing..... light sabers
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cutieminou : |
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yay. sorry i posted the link on my older entries page.
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jodiemartin : |
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i'm sorry that the code isn't up. i've been busy with finals and finishing up the semester. i have the code on an entry
, i promise. jodie
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erica2175 : |
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thanks for joining the paranoid diaryring! =)
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larrielou : |
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Howdy. Thanks for your note in my guestbook - it really, really, really does mean a lot. I'm doing okay, thanks. Hope all's well in Jim Land...
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flaming : |
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what's the point of porn if everyones' fully clothed? sheesh. and no, I'm NOT surviving without seinfeld. actually, I'm just not surviving without a television set. I was on this burst of "I should read more" sentiments and foolishly sold my set to a neighbour for ten dollars. like ten dollars can even buy more than two or three books, and that's if you buy them used. not to rant about this.(:
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yep. i'm a ring member. and why did i join? well because i am one. i admit it...hehe. My relatives are related to me in more than one way. It's a weird thing. If you tell anyone i swear i'll.....No just kidding. sorry about your lack of sleep. That's no fun. nice layout you have here though. i like the grouchy old guy =)
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pub-grrrl : |
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sorry i haven't put the code up but i've been on holidays and haven't been near a computer for ages. anyway i'm putting it up today.
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kangaroopoo : |
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Notes are crap. You can't insult anonymously. Hmph.
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laura-baura : |
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I got my computer back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and hello, here's a note!;)
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