Under the I - Bingoguy

Mid 30's, Single, Faking Sanity for the good of mankind.

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monitor profile - diary
comments: This is how I ended up here.
weetabix profile - diary
comments: oh my god, she's hilarious. "And the sad realization that it would be easier and less painful to get rid of a flaming case of herpes than to ditch my mom in San Francisco."
unclebob profile - diary
comments: everyone seems to know this guy. "Those poor, poor innocent souls. They have no clue what they've gotten into."
andrew profile - diary
comments: I swear this guy sounds like another andrew THAT I know but is not. Must be something about the name.
savecraig profile - diary
comments: "I came here to do two things, work and kick some ass. I'm done working."
shutupmom profile - diary
comments: This Chick's INSANE but funny.
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ubergrrl profile - diary
comments: "Speaking of stroking, if you don't mind coming by my office for a daily romp, that would be sweet."
joyfulgirl21 profile - diary
comments: Wise Beyond Her Years
Roadiepig profile - diary
comments: The Everyday Ramblings of a Music Nut. "Many days I feel like a stranger in my own storage���"
sixweasels profile - diary
comments: "You know, when I said I really wanted to be on a cruise right now I didn't mean a neverending ride on the S.S. Dumbass."
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porktornado profile - diary
comments: "I wondered how long I�d be asleep before I peed on an electrical outlet and snapped out of it just long enough to enjoy being electrocuted through my penis."
minderella profile - diary
comments: Vibrators and Guns! "holy shit, i am such a slut."
gofigure profile - diary
comments: "I'll take the vacuuming over the fireworks any day."
mysymphony profile - diary
comments: Oh My God! What a cool idea. I "borrowed" this idea. mysoundtrack.diaryland.com
gawain profile - diary
comments: "So now i've got 3 1 foot by 1 foot tiles stuck to the bottom of my boots, and i can't get the fuckers off, cause im standing in the middle of this encredibly sticky floor."
ann-frank profile - diary
comments: "I had the kid break into the liquor cabinet and get all loaded, because you know, that�s always what makes me feel better. "
tuff517 profile - diary
comments: "I bet if I farted right now it would smell minty fresh."
twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: CuppaJoe's Cool Gang of Awesome Diariest. When I grow up I wanna be a BeerMate!
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quoted profile - diary
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miss-k2 profile - diary
comments: "Nothing wrong with a little meat in the morning"
golfwidow profile - diary
comments: "Also, I'm drunk"
nixtress profile - diary
dishery profile - diary
outfoxed profile - diary
dangerspouse profile - diary
juddhole profile - diary
comments: "Now, I rarely miss an opportunity to pleasure myself as only I can, but HOLY SHIT, not in a public fucking bathroom and especially not with another dude in the next stall."
thedailywtf profile - diary
comments: "One of the girls I work with had breast reduction surgery recently and I saw her today. So I tried to be polite by saying NICE TITS!!! And then I said, Those are some fucking righteous knockers!"
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kungfukitten profile - diary
comments: "I have six doctor's appointments within the next six weeks...Lots of people poking and prodding me and wanting to see me naked. It sounds a lot like dating but I don't get to do any fondling in return and no none buys me dinner. Bastards &
discothekid profile - diary
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juli-anne profile - diary
wicked-sezzy profile - diary
comments: "What's that ass? Princess Leia is trapped on the Death Star? Let's roll!"
reynedecoupe profile - diary
comments: "Here�s a spoon, you sour bitches. Now eat my ass."

My favorite music:

Big Sugar
comments: Hit And Run(The 5 CD's Currently in my CD Player)
Powderfinger
comments: Odyssey Number 5
Stereophonics
comments: You Gotta Go There to Come Back
Coldplay
comments: A Rush of Blood to the Head
Dixie Chicks
comments: Home

My favorite movies:

Heat
comments: Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. Long but throughly enjoyable. One of my all time faves.
Gladiator
comments: An Amazing movie. Ridley Scott is an awesome director.
Blade Runner
comments: Great Movie. Ridley Scott is an...wait I already said that.
Fifth Element
comments: Great Movie. Luc Besson is another great director.
Sixth Sense
comments: Amazing. If you never saw this movie, you're whacked.

My favorite authors:

Stephen King
comments: One book says it all "The Stand"
Jack Chalker
comments: The Quintara Marathon (It's a Trilogy...awesome)
Frank Herbert
comments: Dune

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last updated: 2016-04-01 07:21:46
this user's total entries: 482
user since: 2001-11-21

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