High Velocity Ramblings of a Kung Fu Kitten


I'm a Bond Girl in training. A demure cubicle dweller by day and crime fighting super hero by night. I'm an insurance ninja who know's how to file and kick ass in high heels without breaking a nail. I obviously have an over active imagination. Go figure.

For fun I write novels, study yoga, read medieval literature, devour victorian literature and dance with wild abandon. I wear too much black, I live in the city of perpetual rains and fresh microbrews, I'm a founding member of the Portland Wine Society, I hug my Tivo daily, I am a devout Mac girl (the computer and the make up), I have an unhealthy obsession with Stila eye shadow, I fight with the homeless, I am a witch with Buddhist inclinations, I practice qigong, I carry my iPod around with me at all times and I can't leave the house unless my bra and panties match.

My favorite diaries:

Ann-Frank profile - diary
comments: Wittier than an electrifying wit machine.
Cosmicrayola profile - diary
comments: I aspire to be as cool as she is.
Scotvalkyrie profile - diary
comments: She always makes me smile and her cache of signage is incredible.
Bingoguy profile - diary
comments: I keep shouting Bingo but where's my prize?
Freshhell profile - diary
comments: What fresh hell is this?
Cingi profile - diary
comments: My bestest friend from high school and beyond. She gets my eyeshadow collection when I die.
Stepfordtart profile - diary
Idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: Not an idiot, doesn't write often about milk. Still worth reading!
Heidiann profile - diary
comments: Where the women are cheap and the drinks are hot. Wait, or is it the other way around?
Fergie profile - diary
comments: My virtual gay internet boyfriend. Hands off ladies.
Glockgirl profile - diary
comments: We would team up and fight crime if it wasn't for our blasted day jobs.
Haloaskew profile - diary
comments: Consider yourself linked, dahling.
geek-betty profile - diary
comments: Can't believe I didn't run across her earlier!
Jonathan profile - diary
comments: Another writer and so sexy you just want to eat him up with a spoon.
Katress profile - diary
comments: We've been virtual friends for-evah.
Kristintracy profile - diary
comments: Her wit is razer sharp and she makes a damn good compilation CD.
Pyroguysr profile - diary
comments: Walking that fine line between flirtatious and down right perverted.
Liquid-mojo profile - diary
comments: Another secret internet crush. Shhh. Don't tell.
Loudwoman profile - diary
comments: She was snarky before snarky was cool.
Luvabeans profile - diary
comments: My virtual internet girlfriend. Everyone needs one. Or two.
Marn profile - diary
comments: My favorite sexy Canadian, eh.
Sparkspark profile - diary
comments: She has magical shoes.
Dailyjulia profile - diary
comments: Locked!
Ditchwater profile - diary
comments: Adventures in cupcakes.
Outfoxed profile - diary
comments: I feel like I met him at the old watering hole. Next pitcher's on me.
Protoplast profile - diary
comments: The world needs to keep their eye on this one.
Hissandtell profile - diary
comments: Turning down under all asunder.
Vintagepearl profile - diary
comments: Tales of a misspent youth.
Trancejen profile - diary
comments: It's always a party at the Trance household.
Twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: Where the elite meet to inebrieet. Does that rhyme?
Weetabix profile - diary
comments: A devout Dlander since 2000. She was blogging back when it was pre-emo.
Mahvalicious profile - diary
comments: Uff da, baby.
His-Holiness profile - diary
comments: His pope hat is cooler than yours.
Geoffchaucer profile - diary
Heydomsar profile - diary
comments: Further proof that not only are D-Land bloggers witty and smart but damn good-looking.
Saru-San profile - diary
comments: I was born an Earth Monkey, which must be why I like his blog so much.
Smartypants profile - diary
comments: Makes Diet Coke come out of my nose.
Bluemeany profile - diary
comments: Not so blue, not so mean. I can't wait to see what fun things come her way next!
Monkey-King profile - diary
comments: My goal in life is to make it to Hawaii so we can get sloshed and I can make is MySpace list.
Awittykitty profile - diary
comments: If we were to have a wit-off the world as we know it would end.
Dulligirl profile - diary
comments: Lead singer of "Rapid Paw Movement" Rowr.
Evany profile - diary
comments: Get your cake and sleep with it too.
Wickedcrazy profile - diary
comments: Pretty crazy; not so wicked.
Genghis-jon profile - diary
F-i-n profile - diary
comments: R-A-D
Kittybukkake profile - diary
comments: New find - quite funny!
Biensoul profile - diary
comments: Funny funny funny with just enough insight to give her street cred. *Makes international blogging finger gang sign*
Whystinger profile - diary
comments: Owner of the crotch biting cat.
Groovn-Girl profile - diary
Mavenhaven profile - diary
comments: As fun to read as it's fun to say!
Nightnurse profile - diary
comments: I just can't stop reading her! She's an archival lifetime magpie. *AFLAC!*
Bindyree profile - diary
comments: Frequent humorous updates - I love it!
Caffeinegeek profile - diary
comments: Yoga, cats and Starbucks. Perhaps we were separated at birth?
Prolifique profile - diary
comments: In her own corner of the institution. Mine is the one kitty corner. ;)
Macdiva profile - diary
comments: Oh my dayum!
Poolagirl profile - diary
comments: My favorite pirate writer or would that be writer pirate?
Glitterqueen profile - diary
Willowfox profile - diary
Smashthegas profile - diary
comments: Cheeky unemployed drunken bum. ;)
La-the-sage profile - diary
Dandydandy profile - diary
Wildrosie profile - diary
Essaywriter profile - diary
Kitchenlogic profile - diary
Razor-vixen profile - diary
Smedindy profile - diary
Smoog profile - diary
comments: Back from her pilgrimage to the Himalayas but didn't bring me a Sherpa.
Nakedbarista profile - diary
comments: Unlocked!
Barbylon profile - diary
Kellifornia profile - diary
comments: She's cute, artistic and amazingly fun!

My favorite music:

Damned
comments: I'm a punk rock/goth girl deep in my blackened heart
Peter Murphy
comments: Sexiest. Voice. Ever.
Filter
comments: I want to have Richard Patrick's baby.
Smiths
comments: For my angstier moments.
The The
comments: Recently rediscovered by me.

My favorite movies:

Room with a View
comments: Julian Sands is dishy.
Austin Powers
comments: Are those sharks with lasers on their heads?
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
comments: They make kung fu look so easy.
Ladyhawke
comments: Medieval love story with wolves and falcons.
Matrix
comments: Red pill or blue pill?

My favorite authors:

Janet Evanovich
comments: I love the Stephanie Plum novels.
Lindsey Davis
comments: Marcus Didius Falco rules.
Anne McCaffrey
comments: I want to live on Pern
Sharon Lee & Steve Miller
comments: I love the Liad novels.
Anne Rice
comments: Bit me.

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last updated: 2013-11-28 03:26:20
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user since: 2001-07-31

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