 My favorite diaries:
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smartypants profile - diary |
| comments: "Smartypants in his pants is what he be needing, one taste of my ass and the man be pleading" |
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chubbychic profile - diary |
| comments: "Well, there's people who enjoy drinking beer through a straw up their nose, so I guess there's something for everybody." |
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porktornado profile - diary |
| comments: "I told her that I was on a revolutionary diet where I only eat raisins, and instead of walking, I skip. She didn’t laugh. Communist." |
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scanzilla profile - diary |
| comments: "No shit: When I was newborn, the doctor slapped my ass to clear my lungs. I slapped his ass back and said "Good Game", then I talked the hot young nurses into breast feeding me" |
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idiot-milk profile - diary |
| comments: "It has not escaped my attention that I have become the cliché; single girl obsessed with her cat. " |
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invisibledon profile - diary |
| comments: "Well it involves rolling a bowling ball with my tongue up stairs no I won’t show you - well I might if you ask really nice." |
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mangofarmer profile - diary |
| comments: "Beer + Bible = Boozle" |
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gumphood profile - diary |
| comments: "gump is voor rechts geen ideale leider maar een nuttige idioot" |
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procrasto profile - diary |
| comments: "And one day people will say.....Can you imagine no "Procasto"? No "THE SLITHERING MUST STOP!"? " |
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coffeebitch profile - diary |
| comments: "It seems as though everyone is getting married and I'm sitting around feeling like I belong in a carnival freak show." |
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spanklin profile - diary |
| comments: "Don't believe a goddamn word I say, just give me that dope ass Yoda mask. Get your priorities straight people." |
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leonmcphelps profile - diary |
| comments: "Tomorrow I'm having diner with my old buddy Al Pacino. We will probably end up in the Hot Tub with a bunch of naked women." |
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thatmarygirl profile - diary |
| comments: "You brought Cranberry Juice home. Why did that immediately make me think about Vodka? " |
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