old people hump 23 hours a day. the other hour they sit and shrink.

education is not your friend. neither is sleep; you won't need it where you're going.

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My favorite music:

Primus
comments: if you'd studied your Floyd properly, you'd know that pigs could fly.
Snoop Dogg
comments: i got bitches in the living room gettin' it on and they ain't leavin' till 6 in the mornin'.
Slayer
comments: when victory is to survive, and death is defeat.
Prong
comments: playin' on the hate team.
Busta Rhymes
comments: my vernacular is spectacular.

My favorite movies:

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
comments: we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we just made them eat.
Brain Candy
comments: life is short, life is shit and soon it will be over.
Batman
comments: have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
comments: you don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, you just fuck your uncle all day long.
Pulp Fiction
comments: aw shit, i shot marvin in the face.

My favorite authors:

Michael Crichton
comments: people are stupid, they get eaten by dinosaurs. what more could you ask for?
Hunter S. Thompson
comments: be careful, this is bat country.
Anthony Burgess
comments: a little bit of the ultra-violence, oh my droogies.
Irvine Welsh
comments: the sickness wus no 'ere yet, but it was in the mail, that's fer darn sure.
Henry Rollins
comments: quite possibly the most pissed-off human being in the world. his books make me want to break stuff.

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