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"Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -Hanlon's Razor

My favorite diaries:

aria05    profile - diary
comments:  "I just have to focus - and not on what im missing, but on what's right in front of me."
cruel-irony    profile - diary
comments:  "So it was a quiet day except for my bones."
galtopinup    profile - diary
comments:  Some of the most fascinating dreams I never want to have...
designdiva18    profile - diary
comments:  "The mental debate of stagnation vs. generativity... It is not really supposed to happen until your late 20's, but I think I hit it early."
diaryquotes    profile - diary
comments:  For those who like what people say, without having to care about them enough to listen
flibertgibit    profile - diary
comments:  "Speak what you feel, not what you ought to say."
funkycracker    profile - diary
comments:  If he was a girl, he'd totally suck Kevin Smith's dick...
girls-suck    profile - diary
comments:  They point out the problems so succinctly, and the answers they give are hilarious.
hunysage    profile - diary
comments:  "(Deal with it)"
kanakamaoli    profile - diary
comments:  "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten... Please, think of the kittens."
liquidsin    profile - diary
comments:  "I am not the cuntlovin master of my own universe."
perceptions    profile - diary
comments:  "but all i could see was one pink triangle of undergarment peeking above the back of her jeans. I can't erase that image from my head, no matter how hard I try."
secondclass    profile - diary
comments:  "A man ain't a man unless he has some facial deformity due to fighting or elective surgery."
slutreviews    profile - diary
comments:  Getting torn a new asshole has never been so much fun...
smichelleg    profile - diary
comments:  "so, that's it, i guess. that's the truth. i want him more than i'll ever say. no one ever has to know."
sooner    profile - diary
comments:  "I don't remember adding an account of coming out to my parents in this journal, though I may have buried it under a photo of Chante somewhere."
spankbottom    profile - diary
comments:  When I say he's tasteful, I really mean he tastes good...
splinter-    profile - diary
comments:  "T.A.B: Temporarily Abled Bodies. Disability can happen anytime. Allow me to promote fear."
thisendup    profile - diary
comments:  "think that i want to dress up as a camel cigarette girl."
trancejen    profile - diary
comments:  "I may even attempt to quit smoking in the near future. Maybe. I don't want to get too ambitious. I've already become a freaky yoga hippie, and if I quit smoking I might start wearing Birkenstocks and raising my own free-range chickens.&quo
unclaimed    profile - diary
comments:  "I’ve had a threesome once, with two girls. It was the single most boring sexual experience I’ve encountered."
dangerspouse    profile - diary
comments:  "How do they expect me to ad lib stuff if I can't read it verbetim from witty peoples' diaries?"
poolagirl    profile - diary
comments:  "I got two Our Fathers and two Hail Mary's for lingering with that washcloth. I would do it again in a heartbeat!"
hissandtell    profile - diary
comments:  "Unfortunately for him the men were about as socially savvy as a dose of the clap."

My favorite music:

TOOL
comments:  These guys fucking rule. Intense, spiritual, hard rock.
Wonderlove
comments:  Expect to hear this name more
Jukebox Junkies
comments:  Rock and Roll. Good rock and roll. Country rock and roll.
Deccatree
comments:  Simply amazing.
Wilco
comments:  I can't seem to keep these fuckers out of my CD player...

My favorite movies:

Memento
Lord of the Rings
Usual Suspects
The Matrix
Fight Club

My favorite authors:

Orson Scott Card
comments:  Whatever you are doing right now, reading Ender's Game is more important
Stephen King
comments:  The childe Roland to the Dark Tower came...
George R.R. Martin
comments:  A Song of Ice and Fire is a brilliant read of medieval style politics.
Chuck Pahlaniuk
comments:  This is the guy that wrote Fight Club, and it's not even his best stuff.
Dan Brown
comments:  Go find out more about this guy. It's totally fucking worth it.

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last updated: 2005-09-12 06:02:47
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user since: 2002-03-21

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