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The north is to south what the clock is to time. There's east and there's west and there's everywhere life. I know I was born and I know that I’ll die. The in between is mine. I am mine.



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applemama    profile - diary
comments:  Does anyone else thing that the Brawny commercial where the woman gets the 'brawny arm' is odd?
grouse    profile - diary
comments:  Nothing like having to knock the wiggly white rice off as you read the wings.
mamaness    profile - diary
comments:  I've had one of those horrible awful no good very bad evenings. and someone is kicking me a lot.
Lobotomybabe    profile - diary
thecrankyone    profile - diary
simplify    profile - diary
comments:   I’m not afraid to deal with my crap and file it under “been there done that” instead of keeping it as a constant on my to do list.
johnpowers    profile - diary
comments:  My favorite daily occurrence on the hellevator. People wait 10 minutes for the elevator to come, they jam into the box-o-doom on a string along with the other 14 people going up, and they press floor two. 4 words: Take. The. Stairs. Assface.
kitchenlogic    profile - diary
comments:  Okay. Lots of people get "biopsy" mixed up with "lobotomy". Maybe not a whole lot, but let's say "lots".
brile    profile - diary
comments:  "I think a women's goals are her's and her's alone. Why must feminists believe that we must be like them to be whole and complete?"
weetabix    profile - diary
comments:  "Or I'll get into a car accident while scratching my lip and it will drive my finger up into my nose and then through my skull, making it look like I was killed by a rather tenacious booger."
milkmaid    profile - diary
comments:  "I'm going to need professional help soon. (or I will seriously need to rent a man-slave for the day)."
quoted    profile - diary
comments:  Woo hoo! Weet ressurrects Quoted!
inarticulate    profile - diary
dubyah    profile - diary
comments:  "i had to do that lame states of the nation thingy. boooooring! at least i got to speak about my favriteist thing- war. we are so gonna win this one just like all the other ones weve fighted!"
andrew    profile - diary
comments:  "...i thought she was saying something about pancakes, and on the 4th time I realized she was saying "how many pounds did you gain?". That's hospitality!"
neurotic-one    profile - diary
missleigh    profile - diary
comments:  Why are all of the couches I have seen that cost less than $500 sit as though they are made of hay and concrete? I don't really understand how just stuffing and fabric can be so terriably uncomfortable.
bafleyanne    profile - diary
comments:  "Now, I don't have a needle phobia or anything, but having someone stick an inch long needle into your hand and touch the muscle....not fun at all."
mynameismatt    profile - diary
comments:  "and i realised, that i was very lucky that that moment had just fallen upon me. from now on, i will make the moments happen."
marywa    profile - diary
comments:  "At least with all the weights I'm lifting I'm strong enough to lift up my 65 lb nephew and make him behave. His parents can't do that. And he's only four. I'm glad I don't have to look forward to his teenage years."
monkeymia    profile - diary
comments:  really, if her inlaws would leave her alone I could quote her
unclebob    profile - diary
comments:  "Sorry gals...but toilet paper boobs are lumpy. You're not fooling anyone with those."
grenjelybean    profile - diary
comments:  I've done such a good job at keeping this all a secret, that it's kinda scary. I could just :poof: vanish, and you all would have no idea
cariboutwo    profile - diary
miss-katie    profile - diary
comments:  It's so beautiful out in the country with the ponds and the fields and the bales of hay all lined up looking Monet-ish. Very relaxing.
rev-elation    profile - diary
comments:  like, you go to IHOP or any other place in the world, and "french toast" is, like, two crappily butter-drizzled pieces of bread with a pinch of powdered sugar and a big blob of butter, served with SYRUP! no, no, no! that's just not right!
blue-parade    profile - diary
the-lacuna    profile - diary
comments:  DS4: "First and most importantly, I have no "best" entries. They pretty much all suck equally. It's all a bunch of boring trite shit, actually."
loudwoman    profile - diary
comments:  DS4: " When you are wrapped in ego and image and your standing, your brain isn't open to new ideas or sensations."
magpiesnest    profile - diary
comments:  DS4: "stuff labeled "aromatherapy," usually some weird concoction like Orange Ginger Tostito, gives me raging headaches. I don't get why that's supposed to be therapeutic."
ms-m    profile - diary
comments:  DS4: "I always like to find the bright side under any moldy, rotten, maggot infested rock. I'm good that way."
raw-voice    profile - diary
comments:  DS4: "i'm always late. i mean always. 15 minutes to work, 5 minutes to the sitter's, 20 minutes to dinner. you name and i'll be late to it."
scud    profile - diary
comments:  DS4: Would you like to see his animal print boxers?
hardrain    profile - diary
comments:  DS4: "When she looked at me, she looked like a small child, lost in a sea of monsters. I saw the fear there, and I was lost at how to respond. I touched her shoulder, and she had to turn away, because, of course, no one can ever see her cry."
Marn    profile - diary
comments:  A new read, courtesy of marywa :-)
pischina    profile - diary
comments:  "If you're a mean person, stay away from me. I will not pretend to like you. I will not try to make you like me. I don't care if you don't like me. I don't have time in my life to waste trying to make mean people like me."
wifemotherme    profile - diary
comments:  "If being Christian was chalked up to one day it might but since its kinda bigger than that to me, the whole birthday thing doesn't do it."
erlenweg6    profile - diary
comments:  because I believe in the power of posative vibes and the ability to rise above, and she embodies it.
melwadel    profile - diary
comments:  "Martin is quite solid, and hand painted, with a really supercilious look on his face as if to say, 'Yeah, I got your 95 Theses riiiiiight here!'"
no1wakefan21    profile - diary
bettyalready    profile - diary
comments:  am beginning to think banners are diaryland's way of making sure i get nothing done during the day
mpeacock    profile - diary
comments:  yes, have concluded banners are work of the devil
golfwidow    profile - diary
comments:  "I don't care much about urgent work emails, but I'll be damned if I'll leave an unopened Howler anywhere on my computer. God knows what would happen."
helderheid    profile - diary
comments:  damned banners. She's fluent in Dutch and against the war. That's all I can tell you so far.
saara687    profile - diary
comments:  "I watch Big Brother. I listen to ABBA. Cheese, all the way, baby!!! :D"
spritopias    profile - diary
comments:  "Going by my experience with the denizens of Diary Land I will have to assume that many of you wouldn’t know a sentence if it bitch slapped you in an alley."
lady-malfoy    profile - diary
comments:  damn banner clicking lead me to spend three hours reading this lady's fanfic and it was a good three hours, folks. :)
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My favorite music:

Indigo Girls
comments:  The less I seek my source for some definitive, the closer I am to fine.
Barenaked Ladies
comments:  If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you some art ~ a Picasso or a Garfunkel
comments:  I am all fucked up and I don't know why. If the rest of my life is going to be like this then I think I would rather die. I am all fucked up.
John Lennon
comments:  and we all shine on... like the moon and the stars and the sun
Norah Jones
comments:  Come away with me in the night

My favorite movies:

comments:  You know how you have the favorite movie you admit to, and the favorite movie you watch 87 billion times? This one is the latter.
Y Tu Mama Tambien
comments:  Leave the monkies alone!
comments:  You tell someone you're a Metatron, they stare at you blankly. You mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everyone is a theology scholar!
comments:  Mayonaise! Peas!!
As Good as it Gets
comments:   But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good

My favorite authors:

James Patterson
comments:  suspenseful
Brad Meltzer
comments:  kick ass legal thrillers
Tess Gerritson
comments:  Just gobbled up The Apprentice, she's a master of suspense.
J.K. Rowling
comments:  Hope I don't have to wait another three years for the 6th book.
Ruthie Bolton
comments:  You must go right now to the library and get a copy of her book, Gal. Go.

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last updated: 2004-04-20 17:28:06
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