Balynar's Mental Meltdown

"I studied at Juliard. I have an MBA from the school of business at Oxford. I SURVIVED the black plague, and let me tell you how much fun THAT was! I HAVE SEEN THE EXORCIST 157 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER, EVERY TIME I SEE IT!" - Betelguese

My favorite diaries:

Bdeb profile - diary
comments: "It struck me while home sick, that Mr. Rodgers is one scary looking mutherfucko"
Genvieve profile - diary
comments: "See, I told you, relaxation and self-indulgence. yay me!"
Chris-sca profile - diary
comments: "Ali the Saracen joined the SCA."
Wyndhaven profile - diary
comments: "Yeah well its not a battle until Ugh gets hurt"
Sdq73 profile - diary
comments: It took all my restraint to just delete that e-mail and not write back with the response "FUCK YOU".
Elsworthy profile - diary
comments: "Actually the half-rotted corpse scene is one of my favourites, as you can enjoy Tea Leoni's face-to-face encounter with the metaphoric remains of her husband's movie career."
Colin-g profile - diary
comments: Friends. Mentors. Brothers and sister truth to tell. I feel better prepared and less uncomfortable with facing change this time around.
Theodora profile - diary
comments: "Engineers – we’re just built that way. Beg, borrow, steal, invent – find a solution to your problem. "
geniealisa profile - diary
comments: "Is that kind of genius always innate, inborn?"
thornbury profile - diary
comments: "So today, I've been remembering. If I'm doing ok, I should actively smile. "Smile and the world smiles with you," they say."
hun-e-b profile - diary
comments: El Presidente'!
gunter profile - diary
comments: a 5'7" rock star with a possum covering his groin.
spinedoc profile - diary
comments: Renaulf In HOTLANTA
Dameanne profile - diary
comments: a proper southern lady
Leofwynne profile - diary
comments: "And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once." --Friedrich Nietzche
foxphotog profile - diary
comments: I am *NOT* the Liberal media
puck-eater profile - diary
comments: CORNFED BOY!
honeypot904 profile - diary
comments: Is the pot sticky?
Gormofberra profile - diary
comments: " I deny you food, I deny you shelter.."
llywelyn profile - diary
comments: What an angry, angry man.
ladyrhi profile - diary
comments: MAD COW!
mistressrhi profile - diary
comments: FEAR THE SNOW CAT
giuliana profile - diary
comments: "Everythings rosy...Everythings Jake.."
nia-nia profile - diary
comments: LOVE THE NI NI
Meng profile - diary
comments: fear the large beauty pageant picture..fear it with great fear
Zancani profile - diary
comments: "Quick My Harlequin! The Lay of concordant disharmony!"
blackbear profile - diary
comments: If anymore looks more like an ursus than I do, it HAS to be this guy
sarna profile - diary
comments: A friend of a friend in west BY GOD virginia
celynen profile - diary
comments: A uber-cool laurel in California
ladyadriana profile - diary
comments: How can someone from Louisiana sound like a vally girl?
ladysusanna profile - diary
comments: Probably the closest thing to a Valkyrie I have ever seen
nikulai profile - diary
comments: BRINGER OF BEER
moirarowan profile - diary
comments: Should get a medal for seeing Bryce naked
shetgawab profile - diary
comments: Intelligence and youth.
alesiag profile - diary
comments: One half of the B&B crew
havorc profile - diary
comments: Christ, have I known him THAT long?
kyneburh profile - diary
comments: Snow caps
alisandra profile - diary
comments: "I know you. Your the girl with the breasts!"
padraiga profile - diary
comments: With the magical, mystical, now-ya-see-it-now-ya-don't letter N
blueduke profile - diary
comments: "I have dropped my pants on Boylston Street in broad daylight." Indeed.
nitenar profile - diary
comments: Resistance is futile. You have been assimilated. Huh Huh Huh..I said "ass"
Masterlemyng profile - diary
comments: Who was that masked man?
Richard-FG profile - diary
comments: Mountain Dropper
carealmk profile - diary
comments: Is my work just not good enough? Was it because I was in House Bedford? Was it because I'm a raving bitch that no one actually likes?
anglebob profile - diary
comments: With new Trystan Friendly profile entry!
maggies profile - diary
comments: its all in black and white
hazebrouck profile - diary
comments: come, hear, Uncle John's Band...by the riverside
wthomas profile - diary
comments: LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!
the-bookgirl profile - diary
comments: Moonkitty powers, ACTIVATE!
redswanne profile - diary
comments: Another Liquid Light worker
ysabeau profile - diary
comments: Welcome to the Land down under!
dwolfhunter profile - diary
comments: where women throw and men chunder? Are those the words?
supfiggy profile - diary
comments: 'Sup...um, Figgy?
kith-sca profile - diary
comments: Lampshade Willy!
manya profile - diary
comments: Isn't that italian for eating?
lordmoe profile - diary
comments: His name is Moe...he was a showgirl
shalindria profile - diary
comments: Um...Sword of Shalindria? Wishsong? Scion?
dragonazure profile - diary
comments: Is that like Titan AE?
turgeis profile - diary
comments: the modern day viking
kyrre profile - diary
comments: and his wife

My favorite music:

Pink Floyd
comments: "All that you touch, and all that you see. All that you taste. And all you feel"
Tenacious D
comments: Jack Black is the MAN
Iron Maiden
comments: " That is not dead, which may eternal lie. Yet with strange Aeons, even Death may Die"
Les Miserables Soundtrack
comments: " Stars. In thier multitides. Silently watching. Filling the Darkness. With order and light!"
Royal Crown Revue
comments: Big Band sound with Sopranos Attitude

My favorite movies:

Pulp Fiction
comments: I am a mushroom cloud laying fucker, motherfucker!
Beyond the Mat
comments: "I think we touched alot of people out there tonight" Mick Foley, getting stiches in his head after taking 12 chairshots to the head from The Rock
The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas
comments: Dolly Parton in lingerie. Dear sweet Jeebus.
Rocky Horror Picture Show
comments: Makes me wanna...BOOGIE WITH A MIDGET
Popeye
comments: Sweet Sweethaven...God must love us.

My favorite authors:

J.R.R. Tolkien
comments: Lord of the Rings. The reason most of us play this kooky game
Terry Pratchett
comments: The Tales of Genghiz Cohen the Geriatric Barbarian
Mike Resnick
comments: Santiago, A myth of the far future
Stephen Donaldson
comments: Lord Foul's Bane. Bring a thesaurus and make no plans.
Garth Ennis
comments: "I think you'd crawl through a perfectly good whorehouse to get to a fat boy's ass"

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