ban sporks!

my name is cecil bacharach. people say i look like a cross between christopher lowell and bette midler. my best friend is mr. bubbsy. my worst enemy is charon the one-eyed newt. i don't want to write this stupid diary, but dr. lambtree is making me.

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My favorite music:

chubbie kittie

comments:  charon and frankenbubbsy ROCK!!...sort of

rubber band

comments:  comes in handy when you need to hold things together...or hurt someone.

My favorite movies:

that one with all the monkeys

comments:  those silly monkeys. won't they ever learn?

Utter, Hopeless Despair

comments:  oh, wait, that's not a movie...that's my LIFE!

My favorite authors:

that guy who writes about cows and the french, sort of smells like asparagus

comments:  he's wonderfully tactile

that other guy who's alot like that first guy, only cleaner

comments:  it's like there's a party in my mouth...and nobody came

anonymous

comments:  he's so secretive and mysterious

um..i think his name is "bill"

comments:  ...yeah, i'm pretty sure it is

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last updated: 2004-08-29 04:52:21
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user since: 2001-03-11

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