 My favorite diaries:
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switchcraft profile - diary |
| comments: Some days, you just want to take your boss by the hand then yank it around his back and put him in a bent arm bar, slamming his face down on the desk |
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gerg69 profile - diary |
| comments: Damn it's ...warm here. I'm soooo happy for it to be warm here, in the same way I'm happy to have a dentist go in through my urethra to give me a root canal. |
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rkwj1 profile - diary |
| comments: Oh well, I guess I'll just have to make my millions one day at a time. Only I don't think I'll live to be 250 years old. |
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chicagojo profile - diary |
| comments: I may wear GAP, but I’m on your wavelength. I love you hippie tea man. Thank you for my free sample. |
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gumphood profile - diary |
| comments: Things are so awesome! I can’t wait until I die! |
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aliboomboom profile - diary |
| comments: Is it weird that I am obsessed with the guy from Smallville? I mean, I really think we are meant to be together. |
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savecraig profile - diary |
| comments: Oh, I’m just burning, doing the neutron dance, how are you? |
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aidawrites profile - diary |
| comments: My new internet hobby is looking at prisoner personal ads. Check out www.writeaprisoner.com it’s completely addicting. |
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juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: Search for "ice cream lovin snatchbag" and I'm number one. |
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chickie-legs profile - diary |
| comments: Remember how we used to argue whether Tomato was a fruit or vegetable? He finally came out last year. We always knew he was a fruit! |
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porktornado profile - diary |
| comments: First of all, someone tell me why caffeine makes your urine smell like cheerios. |
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peteypuke profile - diary |
| comments: If you object to the antics and drunken depravity of homo punks and social drug users then please quit reading now. |
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ohio21boy profile - diary |
| comments: I was positive that he would’ve given up and gone home. That’s the thing about the homeless, though. They never go home. |
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idiot-milk profile - diary |
| comments: Hotdogs are delicious, and I'd still eat them even if they were made of used condoms and kittens. |
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notalptrixie profile - diary |
| comments: May 1st come and practically gone. Before I know it, it will be December. Fuck. |
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bigpimpinmba profile - diary |
| comments: Now, even though I feel like a raped taint, at least I can have somewhat of a sense of humor, however diminished it may be at this point. |
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x-plicity profile - diary |
| comments: Who I am right now is a mess; a pale, malnourished, bloody mess. |
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pornoviolent profile - diary |
| comments: Conjuring up Satan is nothing new to this chap. |
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ramblin-bill profile - diary |
| comments: I have to admit though, after all the fantasies I've had about her, it creeps me out a little that she's really a horse. Of course, I'd still do her. |
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reynedecoupe profile - diary |
| comments: Faith restored and a soul that both soars and pines. I am still trying really hard to be a skeptic yet I don’t know why… |
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myownjourney profile - diary |
| comments: Geez, stop worrying. I'm not gonna be getting in any gang fights. I'm much too pretty to be going to prison......if you know what i'm saying...... |
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monkey-king profile - diary |
| comments: Aw, Bethany. Was it the zombies or the flag that made you forsake me? Or the socks, perhaps? |
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beautyx3 profile - diary |
| comments: My MySpace Diva |
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hibiscus101 profile - diary |
| comments: Falling in love with your best friend... sigh... |
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babysmacks profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
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Moby |
| comments: His music always relaxes me and makes me see that everything is going to be alright. |
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Norah Jones |
| comments: She calms my ROAD RAGE |
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Dave Matthews Band |
| comments: Reminds me of kick-ass times in college. Always an awesome stage show. |
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Pearl Jam |
| comments: My absolute favorite band in 10th grade, they take me back to a more simple time |
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Justin Timberlake |
| comments: One sexy mofo who can move and sing |
My favorite movies: |
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Billy Madison |
| comments: Turn off the sound, I'll do the whole movie for you. |
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Fools Rush In |
| comments: Can't put my finger on what I loved so much about this movie, but their chemistry is adorable! |
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Office Space |
| comments: Cracked my ass up |
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Swingers |
| comments: I am in love with Vince Vaughn and this was a quintessential role for him |
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The Wedding Singer |
| comments: Adam, Drew and the 80s, three of my favorite things all wrapped up in one movie! |
My favorite authors: |
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Robert McCammon |
| comments: READ BOY'S LIFE! That is the best advice i could ever give you. |
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Jane Green |
| comments: Her books are hilarious and insightful. |
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Stephen King |
| comments: Do I even need to justify this? |
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Pamela Ribon |
| comments: go to www.pamie.com and read why Girls Are Weird. |
