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Happily Married

2 Rugrats

2 Barking creatures

Suburbs of NJ

Balding

International spy

My favorite diaries:

BigpimpinMBA profile - diary
comments: This guy is awesome, funny, showers at least daily, has nice feet and is at least as good looking as Screech from Saved by the Bell. You should have him in your favorites..... (Sorry..my therapist says I need to learn to love myself)
Porktornado profile - diary
comments: Got me interested in this diary crap and now he's gone to some awful Atlanta Illustrated site to write for money. Sell out. Quite a humorous lad.
Juddhole profile - diary
comments: This guy kicks tremendous ass. He is an awesome writer and funny as hell. Now that I think about it, what makes hell so funny, anyway?
DangerSpouse profile - diary
comments: DJ stuck in the New Jersey sticks. Hilarity ensues.
purplecigar profile - diary
comments: She's a Mommy who can throw down with the obscure musical references while making you chuckle. She's great.
Unclebob profile - diary
comments: It's good to know that there are other over-30 dads who can make you laugh. There's a reason he's on everyones favorites. UB's sarcasm will keep you giggling.
rickscafe profile - diary
comments: Probably one of the funniest sumbitches I've read. Period.
rhidundantx2 profile - diary
comments: The only way she is redundant is in bringing back awesome 80's memories. She kicks ass.
hairburner profile - diary
comments: Ms. Burner definitely kicks ass. Funny hairdresser and Hollywood starlet
twobaddogs profile - diary
comments: Prolifically entertaining and uses big words that I don't understand.
sassykk profile - diary
comments: She's psychic and funny, so she can tell you in advance when she'll be making you laugh. Spooky. And... She sells toilets.
ubergrrl profile - diary
comments: Looks like she's gone, but she was one of the first D-Landers I met, so she shall remain here.
hooterville profile - diary
comments: I wish there were a few more updates, but this one definitely rocks.
ayred-out profile - diary
comments: Funny stuff indeed.
Sturge profile - diary
comments: He declared jihad on a bottle of liquor. Funny. Quirky. Often drunk before I wake up. Cameraman. Hates Keanu Reeves. God Bless this man.
goingloopy profile - diary
comments: Quite entertaining. Knows her music better than even me.
gumphood profile - diary
comments: New find courtesy of Purplecigar. This guy is intermittently hysterical and insane.
incredipete profile - diary
comments: moved over to indredipedro.com to continue toward his goal of world domination.
sunshine0221 profile - diary
comments: This girl is Whit-A. Her template is a little too floral for me, but she gives me a chuckle. She needs to update to keep me chuckling.
chickie-legs profile - diary
comments: An entertaining read.
sock-girlie profile - diary
comments: Because she's creative, funny and has pigtails.
tothefloor profile - diary
comments: Cool friend of Purplecigar. Good stuff.
samanthaphi profile - diary
comments: What's with all the funny mommies? And she's incredibly smart to boot.
autumnleigh profile - diary
comments: very amuzing Rhode-islander
warcrygirl profile - diary
comments: Moved to blogspot - warcrygirl.blogspot.com. Always a good read.
kaybiff profile - diary
comments: Very entertaining, especially with knickers on.
mentalimages profile - diary
comments: She's tall. She's sacrastic. She likes to keep lizards in her underoos. What's not to like?
ramblin-bill profile - diary
comments: He's ramblin-funny
saru-san profile - diary
comments: I'm not just returning the buddy-list favor. Extremely entertaining.
wombatcity profile - diary
comments: Funny Jersey boy who looks like a good guy to hoist a beer with.
nogooddaddy profile - diary
comments: Lucky that he's a better writer than Daddy.
bethany9 profile - diary
comments: A great read. Her banner reviews are hysterical
poolagirl profile - diary
comments: Highly recommended by DangerSpouse and now highly recommended by me.
discothekid profile - diary
comments: Dolphin Safe Love... "He Can in Your Tuna". Friggin classic.
drbigbeef profile - diary
comments: Extremely funny guy who you should be reading.
yeahimadork profile - diary
comments: Only kind of a dork, but a great read.
clarity25 profile - diary
comments: Am I insane for taking so long to add her?
awittykitty profile - diary
comments: another great find
bluemeany profile - diary
comments: Sarcastic as hell and makes me lofff and loffff.
thenumber9 profile - diary
comments: Just some jackass who I like to check up on once in a while.
hooch21 profile - diary
comments: One funny M-Fer

My favorite music:

Cake
comments: Fun, quirky music that you hear everywhere, but don't quite know who it is
The Beatles
comments: No explaination needed
Dixie Chicks
comments: Allright. Yes. I like country. I said it. And not just country. Girl country. Feel free to insert "gay" comment here.
Public Enemy
comments: Some of the greatest rap ever made. Angry stuff. "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back" is one of the greatest albums of all time.
The Wiggles and Raffi
comments: I've got kids. Their songs are constantly in my head along with many other children's songs. They make my son happy, so they make me happy.

My favorite movies:

Holy Grail
comments: Monty Python at its best. I fart in your general direction.
Braveheart
comments: Everytime I'm flipping through the channels and this movie is on, I'm done for however long the movie still has to run.
Clerks
comments: Goddam! That's funny stuff. Not for the weak or people who don't like profanity in their movies.
I'm Gonna Get you Sucka
comments: Classic take on Blacksploitation.
Friday
comments: "We ain't got s$%t to do today, Craig. I'm gonna get you high."

My favorite authors:

Dr. Seuss
comments: That fancy book learnin' ain't for me

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