 My favorite diaries:
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monitor profile - diary |
| comments: This is how I ended up here. |
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weetabix profile - diary |
| comments: oh my god, she's hilarious. "And the sad realization that it would be easier and less painful to get rid of a flaming case of herpes than to ditch my mom in San Francisco." |
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unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: everyone seems to know this guy. "Those poor, poor innocent souls. They have no clue what they've gotten into." |
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andrew profile - diary |
| comments: I swear this guy sounds like another andrew THAT I know but is not. Must be something about the name. |
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savecraig profile - diary |
| comments: "I came here to do two things, work and kick some ass. I'm done working." |
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shutupmom profile - diary |
| comments: This Chick's INSANE but funny. |
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joecartoon profile - diary |
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ubergrrl profile - diary |
| comments: "Speaking of stroking, if you don't mind coming by my office for a daily romp, that would be sweet." |
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joyfulgirl21 profile - diary |
| comments: Wise Beyond Her Years |
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Roadiepig profile - diary |
| comments: The Everyday Ramblings of a Music Nut. "Many days I feel like a stranger in my own storage………" |
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sixweasels profile - diary |
| comments: "You know, when I said I really wanted to be on a cruise right now I didn't mean a neverending ride on the S.S. Dumbass." |
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strangerlucy profile - diary |
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wendyloo profile - diary |
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porktornado profile - diary |
| comments: "I wondered how long I’d be asleep before I peed on an electrical outlet and snapped out of it just long enough to enjoy being electrocuted through my penis." |
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minderella profile - diary |
| comments: Vibrators and Guns! "holy shit, i am such a slut." |
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gofigure profile - diary |
| comments: "I'll take the vacuuming over the fireworks any day." |
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mysymphony profile - diary |
| comments: Oh My God! What a cool idea. I "borrowed" this idea. mysoundtrack.diaryland.com |
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gawain profile - diary |
| comments: "So now i've got 3 1 foot by 1 foot tiles stuck to the bottom of my boots, and i can't get the fuckers off, cause im standing in the middle of this encredibly sticky floor." |
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ann-frank profile - diary |
| comments: "I had the kid break into the liquor cabinet and get all loaded, because you know, that’s always what makes me feel better. " |
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tuff517 profile - diary |
| comments: "I bet if I farted right now it would smell minty fresh." |
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twelvebeer profile - diary |
| comments: CuppaJoe's Cool Gang of Awesome Diariest. When I grow up I wanna be a BeerMate! |
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fuzzy-grey profile - diary |
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quoted profile - diary |
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diaryquotes profile - diary |
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miss-k2 profile - diary |
| comments: "Nothing wrong with a little meat in the morning" |
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golfwidow profile - diary |
| comments: "Also, I'm drunk" |
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nixtress profile - diary |
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dishery profile - diary |
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outfoxed profile - diary |
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dangerspouse profile - diary |
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juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: "Now, I rarely miss an opportunity to pleasure myself as only I can, but HOLY SHIT, not in a public fucking bathroom and especially not with another dude in the next stall." |
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thedailywtf profile - diary |
| comments: "One of the girls I work with had breast reduction surgery recently and I saw her today. So I tried to be polite by saying NICE TITS!!! And then I said, Those are some fucking righteous knockers!" |
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anisettekiss profile - diary |
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warped-one profile - diary |
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dicentrah profile - diary |
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emiline220 profile - diary |
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lintpickle profile - diary |
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oddsfish profile - diary |
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meeshapeesha profile - diary |
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kungfukitten profile - diary |
| comments: "I have six doctor's appointments within the next six weeks...Lots of people poking and prodding me and wanting to see me naked. It sounds a lot like dating but I don't get to do any fondling in return and no none buys me dinner. Bastards & |
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discothekid profile - diary |
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biensoul profile - diary |
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ladeeleroy profile - diary |
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juli-anne profile - diary |
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wicked-sezzy profile - diary |
| comments: "What's that ass? Princess Leia is trapped on the Death Star? Let's roll!" |
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reynedecoupe profile - diary |
| comments: "Here’s a spoon, you sour bitches. Now eat my ass." |
My favorite music: |
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Big Sugar |
| comments: Hit And Run(The 5 CD's Currently in my CD Player) |
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Powderfinger |
| comments: Odyssey Number 5 |
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Stereophonics |
| comments: You Gotta Go There to Come Back |
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Coldplay |
| comments: A Rush of Blood to the Head |
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Dixie Chicks |
| comments: Home |
My favorite movies: |
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Heat |
| comments: Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. Long but throughly enjoyable. One of my all time faves. |
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Gladiator |
| comments: An Amazing movie. Ridley Scott is an awesome director. |
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Blade Runner |
| comments: Great Movie. Ridley Scott is an...wait I already said that. |
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Fifth Element |
| comments: Great Movie. Luc Besson is another great director. |
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Sixth Sense |
| comments: Amazing. If you never saw this movie, you're whacked. |
My favorite authors: |
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Stephen King |
| comments: One book says it all "The Stand" |
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Jack Chalker |
| comments: The Quintara Marathon (It's a Trilogy...awesome) |
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Frank Herbert |
| comments: Dune |
