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I'm 39. I'm married. I have two kids - a 10 year old boy and a 3 year old girl. I love them very much, but they drive me crazy. The husband is a good guy, but has mood issues. Thus I need somewhere to vent.

I'm opinionated. I'm outspoken. I'm an over-sharer. I think Tom Cruise is a jackass. I like to say jackass. I like to swear, period. Fuckers. I love to read. I struggle with my weight. I love my job. I dress my pets up and ridicule them regularly. I am not afriad to cut my hair and I don't understand people who are. I hate getting old. I love to laugh. Make me laugh, OK?

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comments:  TV, drinking and Goran Visnjic...these are a few of my favorite things
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comments:  Even if she wasn't funny and smart, I'd still read her, because her cat is a clone of mine - right down to the evil
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comments:  Very funny. I love rants.
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comments:  www.dooce.com Mom, funny lady, taker of humiliating dog photos
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comments:  www.tomatonation.com The first journal I ever discovered
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comments:  I went there because of a kind comment. I stayed because it's great.
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comments:  Some of the funniest stuff I have ever read. Coke on the keyboard funny.
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comments:  A very intriguing journal.
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comments:  Just getting started, in a lot of ways. I don't know her at all, and yet I feel like I do.
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comments:  I seriously LOVE her. Between the dogs and the cats and the kids and the rants and the falling and the swearing, she's my kind of girl.
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comments:  Anyone who has a pet named Funky Butt is a friend of mine.
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comments:  Pick an entry, any entry and you will be hooked. She's amazing.
dukkha-tanha    profile - diary
comments:  She sounds like me - ranting and quoting Eddie Murphy and The Jerk.
cassidialess    profile - diary
comments:  "She said her first choice was "Snoop Dogg", and that would have been totally awesome, but she decided against it. So, now, in my former room, where I used to be, there's a gerbil named Usher."
razor-vixen    profile - diary
comments:  "such a pretty face" girls unite!
xenaish    profile - diary
comments:  Like most of my favorites, she's a lot like me.
serenaville    profile - diary
comments:  I have love for anyone who puts "Not Angst" on their to-do list.
supermom3604    profile - diary
comments:  The name says it all. Between the kids and other unmentionables, it's freaky.
booeffinghoo    profile - diary
comments:  Gay. Loves potatoes.
fight4fair    profile - diary
comments:  I'm amazed by the strength she doesn't even know she has
braincase    profile - diary
comments:  funny - "Yeah, excuse me - I need to kick ass and I don't think these shoes are working for me, do you have anything else?"
bigpimpinmba    profile - diary
comments:  A 30-something dad. Smart and very, very funny.
sunshine0221    profile - diary
comments:  "I could have a website, www.illmakeyouevil.com, and maybe a newsletter" HAHAHA!!
ramble-on    profile - diary
comments:  Smart, funny, and best yet, you can find her by googling "female genitalia"
monkey-king    profile - diary
comments:  Ths is a smart person. I count my time blowgin off work here as intellectual enrichment. what?
lovemydox    profile - diary
comments:  She loves her dox. I love her.
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comments:  The Fritos/dog toes dilemma won me over.
seekfreedom    profile - diary
comments:  A new journal - when she's famous, it will be cool to say, "I knew her when".
lovesilent    profile - diary
comments:  Totally entertaining and some of the best links ever.
geeked-out    profile - diary
comments:  You know how I feel about taking pictures of asshole drivers and putting them on the internet? Her too!
suenosverde    profile - diary
comments:  Great writing.
glimmerfadin    profile - diary
comments:  Smart, funny and appreciates the Cheesequake Blizzard
geoffchaucer    profile - diary
comments:  He's smart and brave and insightful. I like him.
witchful    profile - diary
comments:  Yay! I've rediscovered an old favorite!
sallydallydo    profile - diary
comments:  Love her. LOVE.
egoslap    profile - diary
comments:  If the entries didn't win me over, the "bite my ass" would...
shedoes    profile - diary
comments:  She does make me laugh...
waterstain    profile - diary
comments:  smart and insightful and funny. I forget that I'm an old lady compared to her...
idunnone1    profile - diary
comments:  "I'm really very witty and think of great entries at night, but because of my previous drug use and loss of brain cells, I can never remember what I wanted to write by the next morning. Too bad for you."
whinerwoman    profile - diary
comments:  Everyone should have a friend like her...
fergie    profile - diary
comments:  insightful and funny - another one that I thought I added a zillion years ago, but apparently never did.
darcy-farrow    profile - diary
comments:  doesn't like Bush & thinks Jacko's guilty. if I can get her to denounce Cruise, WE ARE SO GETTING MARRIED!
jesbohn    profile - diary
comments:  She shares a lot of the same views, but manages to express herself without getting all batshit incoherent about it like me
mom-of-two    profile - diary
comments:  there's not much to say, because it's a new diary, but i like her
maxsmom    profile - diary
comments:  OK, I can't keep coming up with new things to say about people, but go read her anyway
freetobemee    profile - diary
comments:  It took me eleventy-five years to add her, so I forgot what I was going to say
ship-jumper    profile - diary
comments:  She jumped ship
cherryglaze    profile - diary
comments:  She's funny, plus she hates a lot of the same things I do. Nothing brings folks together like mutual irritation.
captvfirefly    profile - diary
comments:  I'm working my way through the archives... also, I'm a jackass because I added her a while back and spelled it wrong. jackass.

My favorite music:

Grateful Dead
comments:  Given my username - of course
The rest
comments:  I like too many to have favorites. I love rock, country, blugrass, blues and really, just about anything except pop and jazz. I like jazz, but after a while, some of it grates.

My favorite movies:

Dances With Wolves
comments:  I know, it's Costner, but it was one of my first dates with Husband, and we both cried. I still love it.
comments:  Other than Martin Sheen (as one critic called it - his "bizarre Jimmy Carter impression"), I loved it.
Who is Cletus Tout
comments:  Just funny.
Bram Stoker's Dracula
comments:  Gary Oldman can bite me anytime
The Jerk
comments:  "I don't need anything but this chair...and this ashtray...and this paddleball game..."

My favorite authors:

Again, too many
comments:  I love to read. I will read just about anything, barring romance. I love suspense and historical fiction the best. Anything Civil War related, too.

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last updated: 2007-12-30 00:46:11
this user's total entries: 453
user since: 2004-04-09

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