The Captain's Log


Working as a pharmacy tech, gearing up to go back to mortuary school, and all the hilarity that ensues as I sail the seas of life. How can you not read? After all, dead men tell no tales.

My favorite diaries:

bboa profile - diary
comments: Big Bertha's Outrageous Adventure!
cabin-boy profile - diary
comments: Because pirates are terrible housekeepers...
calynda profile - diary
comments: I know it's really early ... or late ... depending on how you look at it anyway
carneyboy profile - diary
comments: Mmm. Stream Of Conciousness.
divamel profile - diary
comments: She's cool like dat. I think I named my cat after her accidentally.
fargahar profile - diary
comments: Let sleeping dogs lie.
gnomad profile - diary
comments: Walking Menace. The only man on the planet who can put ink on this pirate.
golfwidow profile - diary
comments: Ministry of Silly Walks.
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: Greasy mullets of liberty.
inkdragon profile - diary
comments: Sometimes, you wander...
jynxed profile - diary
comments: Exciting, as in "Boy, I just had my testicles eaten by a pack of fire ants...how exciting!"
l-empress profile - diary
comments: Not the Mamma!
lastande profile - diary
comments: Sexy as she wants to be.
lealoo profile - diary
comments: Yer a fine girl...
leonmcphelps profile - diary
comments: Ohhh, Leon. You bad boy!
mnvnjnsn profile - diary
comments: Medicine Balls.
notjustamom profile - diary
comments: Ahoy!
opti-pessi profile - diary
comments: Avast! Another Pirate!
orangeslush profile - diary
comments: Someone else who's heard of Uncle Bonzai!
poettheninja profile - diary
comments: The OTHER captain's log.
service-dog profile - diary
comments: On the other side, but worth going back and reading.
sixweasels profile - diary
comments: Asshole.
son-of-man profile - diary
comments: I'm going to hell for this one. Long gone, but still funny enough to read.
twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: Prepackaged Diaryland. Worthy!
vegas-girl profile - diary
comments: What happens here stays here.
wilberteets profile - diary
comments: And we'll all go together when we go.
zencelt profile - diary
comments: Messages to the universe.
moee profile - diary
comments: Arrr! New Recruit!
ozarklily profile - diary
comments: Flower in the wild
anonadada72 profile - diary
comments: Judge not.
kellbelle profile - diary
comments: Northerner lost.
might-could profile - diary
comments: Or could not.
meleelee profile - diary
comments: Thassa lotta eees
moviegrrl profile - diary
comments: Great Expectations.
hissandtell profile - diary
comments: Life down away.
dullstar profile - diary
comments: One Year Ago Today.
ouvrelesyeux profile - diary
comments: Even if you can't draw
poolagirl profile - diary
comments: Pirate Ahoy!
olive4ever profile - diary
comments: Arr, clever!
lenarose profile - diary
comments: Controversial?
pieces-of-8 profile - diary
comments: The Crew!
madbh profile - diary
comments: The Book of Spells
justmouse profile - diary
comments: But she roars
acornotravez profile - diary
comments: More active than I am. Likes Prince.
lostlabrynth profile - diary
comments: Where nothing is what it seems
preshusthorn profile - diary
comments: Masks.
donut-one profile - diary
comments: Quotes.
johnny-luv profile - diary
comments: Obsessed. Cute. But Obsessed.
vickiethecute profile - diary
comments: Normally, I am morally opposed to cute...but for you I'll make an exception.
thegay profile - diary
comments: He has to do all the parades himself!

My favorite music:

Uncle Bonsai
comments: Ruined a perfectly good Chihuahua!
Shirley Q Liquor
comments: Not a band, but one heck of a trip!
The Might Be Giants
comments: What's he like, it's not important...

My favorite movies:

Lord Of The Rings/Two Towers
comments: Most fun I've had in a movie theatre in a long time!
Harry Potter
comments: More intelligent than a lot of things coming out of Hollywood these days.
Donnie Darko
comments: Now that's a whacked film. See it.
Gladiator
comments: Now that was good film making...more sand, more skin!
Pirates of the Caribbean
comments: Avast! Ahoy! Prepare to be Boarded, you bloomin cockroaches!

My favorite authors:

J. R. R. Tolkien
comments: No fair, I'd read LOTR by the time I was 8, I'm not just jumping on the bandwagon!
Robert Jordon
comments: Wheel of Time - not half bad for modern fantasy
H. P. Lovecraft
comments: The horror...
Edgar Allan Poe
comments: Nevermore.
Ms Rowling
comments: Hey, I like Harry Potter! Not deep, but very entertaining.

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last updated: 2006-08-13 23:58:28
this user's total entries: 386
user since: 2003-06-07

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