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comments: "In a way our basement now is kinda like a really snazzy mullet in that it has office/business in the front and entertainment center and bar/party in the back."

thornbury profile - diary

comments: "I didn't put my chaps on before I rode out to Great Falls and back, and my legs are like popsicles. Large, man flesh popsicles."

debsiobhan profile - diary

comments: "Today as the boy picked his own clothes out for school, he called with a question. 'Does a human colored shirt match with green pants?'"

theodora profile - diary

comments: "'We could be Machiavellin about this,' say our critics. 'You know,' I say, 'Machiavelli died penniless and in exile.'"

meng profile - diary

comments: "You are all welcome to come and hold a kid...any kid"

cynwrig profile - diary

comments: "I'm not a dentist person... I don't mean this in the "ha ha I don't like dentists" kind of way, I mean it in the 'hey remember when that dentist almost killed me because of negligence and I ended up in the ER..."

thjora profile - diary

comments: in the dictionary under beautiful

balynar profile - diary

comments: "Should I preface it with a manifesto explaining how a childhood accident with a fork and light socket gave me super-intelligence, faster than human reflexes, and an unworldly ability to watch a Family Guy marathon in its entirety IN ONE SITTING?

luciaantony profile - diary

comments: "I am contemplating infidelity...I've never "broken up" with a hairdresser in my life. It feels like betrayal to even contemplate another man doing my hair."

mistressrhi profile - diary

comments: "I'm having an exquisite hair day... If everything else looked as good as the hair, you wouldn't be able to look directly at me."

educaitlin profile - diary

comments: "Stuff I never want to hear again:...'Is my thong showing? Good'...'So if I fail this semester, can I still get a A?'...'Whose rubber is this?'"

roland profile - diary

comments: hubby of the embroidery machine lady

elsworthy profile - diary

comments: "...why it's so hard to lose weight. Your fat loves you - yes it does - and, like many things that love you, when you try to reject it, it goes all resentful and clingy, and won't give up and go away. Bob calls it stalker fat.

dreadbaron profile - diary

comments: "Okay, so maybe more like mildly disgusting. Just try not to get a visual and move along."

ysbryd profile - diary

Blackbear profile - diary

comments: "Yesterday was another day at the gym. I have begun a love hate relationship with the elliptical torture device."

DameAnne profile - diary

comments: "No, I will never be male, gay, black, hispanic, from the North or Midwest or West Coast. But I am richer in empathy and compassion from having known folks who are. And in my most challenging moments, I learn who I am."

Havorc profile - diary

comments: "Free thinking.... No Way!!! You want them to think for themselves or something??? That could be dangerous!!"

giuliana profile - diary

comments: "I was trying to keep this short..."

blueduke profile - diary

comments: Gyrth does Atlantia

Hun-e-b profile - diary

comments: wisdom personified

Moustache profile - diary

comments: careful, that molten metal is hhhhot

bbrigit profile - diary

comments: "definitely in practice for a human-doing rather than a human-being"

ayo profile - diary

comments: "Have I mentioned lately how much I do NOT appreciate having a uterus?"

findlaech profile - diary

comments: in the correct hands, ALL tools are power tools

trancejen profile - diary

comments: "basic human needs...can be substituted with things like shoe shopping"

heidiann profile - diary

comments: "I often think the following: 'My apartment really needs more fuck-friendly furniture'."

quoted profile - diary

comments: the best snippets diaryland has to offer

twelvebeer profile - diary

comments: like Quoted, only better

richard-fg profile - diary

discothekid profile - diary

comments: "My mother, God bless her...tried to dress me like [David] Bowie...I know she meant well but in hindsight was it really a good idea to send your kid off to Public School in the outfit last seen on the Serious Moonlight tour?"

hazebrouck profile - diary

knitgeek profile - diary

comments: welcome aboard :)

terrshee profile - diary

comments: "We are living in a meritocracy of mediocrity"

laylagoddess profile - diary

comments: "Where is the line between a lap dance and a dinner date?"

halowenslut profile - diary

comments: �I just thought it fair to warn all of you, my pants are watching you�

bootkiller profile - diary

comments: "All of my sister-in-law�s prior sins, insults and faults were expiated in one supreme act of instant karma: the Professor pooped on her wedding dress during a conga line"

luciab profile - diary

i-girl profile - diary

comments: "I would like to relinquish the death grip I have maintained on seeming like I have it together when I, in fact, do not."

rumblelizard profile - diary

comments: "I make no apologies for not liking the vast majority of children I meet. I dislike the vast majority of the adults I meet"

fallen-leaf profile - diary

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damenora profile - diary

comments: "Too much to do for me to get away with spending all day on the chaise longue with a julep."

My favorite music:

EBM

comments: From Nitzer Ebb to Apoptygma Berzerk

Industrial

comments: Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, Einsturzende Neubauten, Killing Joke, etc.

Post-punk

comments: Cocteau Twins, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Fall, Joy Division, Husker Du, and the Dirge/Goth days: Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, etc.

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult

comments: cinematic-electro-glam-disco-industrial-lounge-horror-porn

Everything else

comments: Trip Hop (Tricky, Massive Attack, etc.); Swing (the timeless Glenn Miller et al); Flamenco and classical guitar (Paco de Lucia, John McLaughlin, etc.)

My favorite movies:

Harold and Maude

comments: A different kind of love story

The Red Violin

comments: Ah, what a splendid film

Pretty in Pink

comments: You had to be there

High Fidelity

comments: Pretty in Pink meets the 90s

Becket

comments: One of the rare, good medieval movies

My favorite authors: