Death by Dyslexia


my whole life is ass backwards..............

(If you read this diary WITHOUT my permission and find something in it that hurts your feelings, it's your own god damn fault. You shouldn't have been snooping around in my personal things.)

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comments: "all the people are kinda pooey sometimes...For lack of better words"
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comments: "No child has been born with the purpose of making me feel complete, or is here to satisfy my needs. We are all independent, complete and capable beings who know deep down inside how to take care of ourselves better than anyone else."
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comments: "jesus, that girl is skinny. I once asked her to eat my lunch. She said 'no thanks!' I almost tossed my pizza down her throat by accident."
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comments: "Y'know, it's sort of funny, in a really twisted and sad sort of way."
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My favorite music:

No Doubt
comments: I'm full of artificial sweetener, My heart's been deceitful
Aimee Mann
comments: What you hope is love, Is just another thing that He'll be careless of - i've got love and anger they come as a pair.
the streets
comments: The pressure blows the dial on your barometer, Do you understand? Or do you need an interpreter?
Al Green
comments: 'Cause you make me feel so brand new, And I want to spend my life with you, Let's, let's stay together.
the yeah yeah yeahs
comments: Sunny kept his rain on, Red tape so ordinary, Love I feel like it was gone gone gone, Let's do this like a prison break, I wanna see you scream and shake

My favorite movies:

A clockwork orange
comments: who is this six double five three two one?
High Fidelity
comments: the unhappiest people i know, romantically speaking, are the ones who like pop muic
Rushmore
comments: I like your nurse's uniform, guy. These are O.R. scrubs. Oh, are they?
buffalo '66
comments: There was nobody that I liked because girls stink. They stink. They're evil. And they're all bad. They're backstabbers, like you.
kill bill
comments: To get Even? Even-Steven? I would have to kill you, go upstairs, kill little Nikki, then wait for the good Doctor Bell to come home, and kill him. That'd be about square.

My favorite authors:

Laura Joffe Numeroff
comments: If you give a mouse a cookie..... need i say more?
Lewis Carroll
comments: You've no right to grow here!!
Tom Robbins
comments: there was something larger, more meaningful in life than licking honeycomb and dressing up her pet monkey.

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last updated: 2004-08-02 18:20:52
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user since: 2003-08-27

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