Letters and Lamentations

Mellow Irrelevance

Yellow-green elephants.

The above poem is the best thing I've ever created. I make no promises about the diaries below except that they are at least as good as mine. That's hardly a promise at all.

My favorite diaries:

My favorite music:

Nine Inch Nails
comments: Come on. He was sexy when I was fourteen. I have to love him forever.
Type O Negative
comments: I have never met a bartender who would make me a Pickaxe.
Madonna
comments: People don't understand. It's not a matter of taste. It's mandatory.
Madonna
comments: I said it's mandatory. You don't have to like her, you just have to think of her when you touch yourself.
And everything else
comments: that I've enjoyed since I updated this site years ago.

My favorite movies:

Magnolia
comments: You'll appreciate it when your life ends the same way.
Titanic
comments: Like with Madonna, sometimes the masses get to define quality.
Metropolis
comments: ...and sometimes they don't.
Fight Club
comments: My life will be happy because surprise endings always surprise me.
A Clockwork Orange
comments: PG didn't like my taste and so he educated me with this one. If you don't like my taste, do the same.

My favorite authors:

Douglas Adams
comments: That was to get you to look at this page.
Christopher Marlowe
comments: What would happen if a science fiction writer's soul was born in a sixteenth-century dramatist's body?
Steven Pinker
comments: Understand why split infinitives are okay.
Terry Pratchet
comments: Read him if you like Douglas Adams.
Salman Rushdie
comments: I have been assigned Midnight's Children. Your comments are welcome.

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