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I wish I knew what to write here which would make me seem funny and cool while still being equally deep and resentful at society.

So I'll leave it at this.

I'm funny and cool...but when you look at it, I mean..really look at it society is a bastard.

Did I mention I often provide naked pictures of myself?

No?

Well good..cos I don't...but still it doesn't take much to visit my diary and make my day that teeny bit glowier..

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My favorite music:

Garbage
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Matchbox 20
comments:  "Somebody ought to take you in, try to make you love again"
Thirsty Merc
comments:  "I'm drunk, adrenalised and branded"
Bic Runga
comments:  "In the car don't let me fall asleep, I might leave my heart here on your vinyl seat"
Perry Como
comments:  What?.....you _know_ you love him too.

My favorite movies:

Nightmare
The Matrix
The Wizard of Oz
Amelie
LoTR's

My favorite authors:

Terry Pratchett
Janet Evanovich
George Orwell
Douglas Adams
Margaret Atwood

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last updated: 2006-08-18 09:14:16
this user's total entries: 680
user since: 2001-10-03

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