What Would Mötley Crüe Do?

DOUGH, the stuff, that buys me beer; RAY, the guy that sells me beer; ME, the one, who drinks the beer; FAR, a long run to get beer; SO, I'll have another beer; LA, I'll have another beer; TEA, no thanks I'm drinking beer; That will bring us back to... (looks in empty glass) D'OH!"

--- Homer Simpson's beer song

My favorite diaries:

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comments:  Her beauty and wit are unparalleled...

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comments:  ... Except by hers.

morganzola    profile - diary

comments:  Ooooh, and hers too.

My favorite music:

Mr. Burns

comments:  "Smithers, this beer isn't working. I don't feel any younger or funkier."

Homer S.

comments:  "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

Unknown

comments:  "Drink what you want, drink what you're able. If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table."

Joe E. Lewis

comments:  "I drink to forget I drink."

Homer S.

comments:  "I used to rock 'n roll all night and party everyday. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky."

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My favorite authors:

Hemingway

comments:  "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

W.C. Fields

comments:  "What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"

Dave Barry

comments:  "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Oscar Wilde

comments:  "Work is the curse of the drinking class."

Winston Churchill

comments:  "The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it."

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