Ethel Alcohol

What I'd like you to know about me? That I'm unquestionably brilliant, wickedly funny, generous to a fault, and a fine physical specimen of feminine loveliness but since I suppose you want to know the truth I'll just say that I've never been convicted of a crime, I'm kind to animals, no one's run screaming from the sight of me and all my friends are good people so I suppose I might be one too.

About my name...I know what you're saying, "With a name like Ethel Alcohol she must be a lush, sucking down the liquor like lungfish" - Okay you didn't say that but who's writing this, you or me?

Actually I don't drink all that much, its just that when I do...well let's just say...Hilarity ensues.

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comments:  I so want to be her

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comments:  A great pick me up

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comments:  She's got style and sass!

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comments:  wicked sense of humor

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comments:  Fabulous writer, fabulous friend!

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comments:  We have a lot in common - including an ex

My favorite music:

Amy Rigby

Bottle Rockets

Lucinda Williams

Kasey Chambers

Hoodoo Gurus

My favorite movies:

Anything by Hitchcock

comments:  Hitch is my favorite filmmaker of all time (excluding the one who shares my bed)

Harold and Maude

comments:  Best, Weirdest, Funniest love story ever! Black comedy is an art from

Being There

comments:  Peter Sellers at his best

Koyanisqatsi/Baraka

comments:  Koyanisqatsi is more political, Baraka more tranquil - both are stunningly beautiful feats of cinematography

The Thin Man Series

comments:  They make alcoholism hot!

My favorite authors:

Tom Robbins

comments:  Brilliant, funny, insightful - I learn more factual info from his books than texts of history

Tim Sandlin

comments:  Wickedly funny

Christopher Moore

comments:  Read Lamb - just do it, you'll thank me later

Flannery O'Connor

comments:  Best (female) short story writer of the 20th century - possibly ever

Tiffanie DeBartolo

comments:  God Shaped Hole - her first novel - was funny, touching and heartbreaking. Can't wait for her next book.

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