 My favorite diaries:
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luvabeans profile - diary |
| comments: It's time to change the comment about her I think....... um ...she rites gud, has a transvestite cat, and bookstores make her....... |
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unclebob profile - diary |
| comments: Insanely funny and the reason I found diary land in the first place |
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trancejen profile - diary |
| comments: she slays me, so goddamn funny |
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funnyfrog profile - diary |
| comments: great art gallery here, go check it out, say you knew her when.... |
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bethany9 profile - diary |
| comments: the first blog to log my blog....bleah that dont sound too good. |
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twelvebeer profile - diary |
| comments: conglomeration of a bunch of strange sites like the discothekid |
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awittykitty profile - diary |
| comments: Did I take my bath? Hell yes. But I cursed the entire time at how stupid I was, as I picked pieces of black tea out of my pubic hair. |
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his-holiness profile - diary |
| comments: knows the name of everything, thats good. |
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chickie-legs profile - diary |
| comments: she wears a "uni-boob" |
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onewetleg profile - diary |
| comments: turn down the suck? I wish I could turn off the suck. |
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sundry profile - diary |
| comments: There's the people two houses away that own the World's Loudest bird. If it turns out that it isn't a bird at all but is actually a pterodactyl, carefully grown from hunks of petrified dinosaur shit, I would not be surprised. Its squawk is |
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shmeder profile - diary |
| comments: I had green docs too! Not that thats very profound or anything... |
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discodoll profile - diary |
| comments: she got a Rambo autograph weeeee! |
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kristintracy profile - diary |
| comments: No quote yet.... still looking |
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shmaren profile - diary |
| comments: Another good one. She's diggin' the torso man yo. |
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wilberteets profile - diary |
| comments: I'm a very large schmuck for not having her here already. Spleen! |
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catspajamas profile - diary |
| comments: Any one who likes skinny puppy deserves to be here. I don't care what their diary says, but she happens to be interesting also. |
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arletterocks profile - diary |
| comments: she has an immune system with a severe lack of initiative. |
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jdiddy profile - diary |
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redsirenbody profile - diary |
| comments: very ....well done i must say. |
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schmutzie profile - diary |
| comments: ok I won't swallow my tongue. |
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lobsterchick profile - diary |
| comments: very interesting. |
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stayinschool profile - diary |
| comments: Everyone knows that King Midas' touch made everything turn to gold. But what most people don't know is, when he touched something that was already gold, it turned into a Nickelback CD, which is the exact opposite of gold. |
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marn profile - diary |
| comments: I don't add too many journals these days. This one made me plotz just now. Whatever that means. |
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bluemeany profile - diary |
| comments: shes in the army, shes in iraq, she's covered in mud, she grunts a lot. |
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juddhole profile - diary |
| comments: asshead can piss up a storm |
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poolagirl profile - diary |
| comments: And hosts of angels flew around in the back yard and collided with each other in the small air space. |
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hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: Holy crap is she a fun to read! |
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monkey-king profile - diary |
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queenoftart profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
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Oingo Boingo |
| comments: Tom Waits, Wally pleasant, nine inch nails, marilyn manson, cocteau twins, Tweaker, |
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The Shins |
| comments: Coil, the beatles, the Fixx, Leon Redbone, Pinback, Chris Vrenna, KMFDM, the Legendary Pink Dots |
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depeche Mode |
| comments: Martin Gore, any swing music or anything from the 40's, Eels, Merrick, Jamie Cullum, |
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The Stills |
| comments: The music from "American McGee's Alice", Jem, Interpol, Bosstones, Recoil, Ruby, The Revolting Cocks, Sneaker pimps |
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Spoon |
| comments: Rasputina, Portishead, the cure, alien sex fiend,Thomas Dolby, Frank Zappa, John Lee Hooker, Kate bush |
My favorite movies: |
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cube |
| comments: Ronin,City of Lost Children, The Empire Strikes Back, better off dead |
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a christmas story |
| comments: "..... I guess I'll just ask for some tinker toys or something" |
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Napoleon Dynamite |
| comments: Shocks ........ Pegs ....... Lucky...... |
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Shaun of the Dead |
| comments: quote: "Wha about 'er then?" "cock-omaniac!" OR "Which one d'ye wan', girl or bloke?" "I'll take the later." *bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk" |
My favorite authors: |
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sarah vowell |
| comments: first saw her on Conan O'Brian...I thought she was funny. So I bought this book |
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Dave barry |
| comments: "Guide to guys" should be read if you want to understand why we do stupid stuff. |
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David Sedaris |
| comments: Rather funny |
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Dan Brown |
| comments: Rather brilliant |
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Brian Regan |
| comments: Okay, so he's not an author... but he's funny. |
