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gerg nitmo


When you're sitting with people talking about some bullshit or other and you're all so tired and worn out that any kind of silly thing someone starts talking about seems to be the funniest goddamn thing you ever heard? Well thats kind of what I do here. In fact, that feeling you get when you tip your chair back from the table juuuuuust a little bit too far..... but then you catch your self at the laaaaaast possible second. Just before you fall flat on your back. Thats how I feel most of the time.

 

 

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My favorite music:

Oingo Boingo
comments:  Tom Waits, Wally pleasant, nine inch nails, marilyn manson, cocteau twins, Tweaker,
The Shins
comments:  Coil, the beatles, the Fixx, Leon Redbone, Pinback, Chris Vrenna, KMFDM, the Legendary Pink Dots
depeche Mode
comments:  Martin Gore, any swing music or anything from the 40's, Eels, Merrick, Jamie Cullum,
The Stills
comments:  The music from "American McGee's Alice", Jem, Interpol, Bosstones, Recoil, Ruby, The Revolting Cocks, Sneaker pimps
Spoon
comments:  Rasputina, Portishead, the cure, alien sex fiend,Thomas Dolby, Frank Zappa, John Lee Hooker, Kate bush

My favorite movies:

cube
comments:  Ronin,City of Lost Children, The Empire Strikes Back, better off dead
a christmas story
comments:  "..... I guess I'll just ask for some tinker toys or something"
Napoleon Dynamite
comments:  Shocks ........ Pegs ....... Lucky......
Shaun of the Dead
comments:  quote: "Wha about 'er then?" "cock-omaniac!" OR "Which one d'ye wan', girl or bloke?" "I'll take the later." *bonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonkbonk"

My favorite authors:

sarah vowell
comments:  first saw her on Conan O'Brian...I thought she was funny. So I bought this book
Dave barry
comments:  "Guide to guys" should be read if you want to understand why we do stupid stuff.
David Sedaris
comments:  Rather funny
Dan Brown
comments:  Rather brilliant
Brian Regan
comments:  Okay, so he's not an author... but he's funny.

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