 My favorite diaries:
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andrew profile - diary |
| comments: "Just a miserable day all around. One good thing did happen though: psyche, no it didn't." |
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antisocalite profile - diary |
| comments: It's a writing thing. |
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blackedout profile - diary |
| comments: "I have no money. I hate it when I have no money, parceque I cannot shop." |
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boydisturbed profile - diary |
| comments: "It's one thing to decline an apology, but plugging one's ears and singing is a great deal below the level of maturity expected for a co-worker of mine." |
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candor profile - diary |
| comments: "Sometimes it's hard to want somebody who you know you can get." |
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coffeeadikt profile - diary |
| comments: "Maybe it comes from watching too much TV, but I don't want a boring life. I don't want a boring job and I don't want a job that makes me feel like the Sorcerer's Apprentice." |
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crion profile - diary |
| comments: "Right, I'm in Florida. I'd post pictures of hundreds of palm trees, but it's all grey and rainy here, so the pictures would suck." |
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unclaimed profile - diary |
| comments: "My boss..." begins Paul. "Your boss who you want to have sex with..." I reply. "Okay, my boss who I want to have sex with, she was wondering if you'd paint her nails for her." |
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diarytag profile - diary |
| comments: You're it |
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discodave profile - diary |
| comments: "I always find the bigger a spider, the less threatening it is to me - at least I can see it at all times, after all. Of course, if an 8 foot tall mutated spider jumps on me, I'm going to crap myself." |
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echopunk profile - diary |
| comments: "Sometimes I wish I had speakers implanted in my brain." |
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eggwhite profile - diary |
| comments: Reasons why I very rarely chat online. |
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fadein profile - diary |
| comments: "If you still hate me, go start a diaryring. I suggest 'FadeIn is a Bastard.'" |
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favoritesong profile - diary |
| comments: Post the lyrics to your favourite songs. |
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finalscore profile - diary |
| comments: "I put effort into being lazy." |
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formulate profile - diary |
| comments: My nanowrimo novel. Don't know when it'll next be updated, if ever. |
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girle profile - diary |
| comments: "I'd like to be a guy for a day and see what it's like. I bet I'd come running though before the day was over, yelling, 'I want my tits back!'" |
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gnwbec profile - diary |
| comments: "You can choose your friends. You can choose your pleasures. You can choose what bands you love. But you can't choose your family. Or your hometown's music scene." |
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goovie profile - diary |
| comments: "Feeling tired and uninspired lately. Can't read, can't write, can't do much of anything but sleep and freak out about The Future." |
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gratuitous profile - diary |
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heckafresh profile - diary |
| comments: "S'no fun sometimes. I think that it might be good for me to relinquish control of myself to my id for a fucking change." |
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heidiann profile - diary |
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how-i-lie profile - diary |
| comments: "When I was in the shop, I said to myself, 'buy the inocuous body lotion, with a clean but barely noteable smell.' Instead, I feel like a bottle of Malibu without the pleasant alcoholic kick." |
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i-girl profile - diary |
| comments: "Plus, I live in Texas, and while I understand it’s a gigantic state and heavily populated, I’d be willing to bet our average dumbass ratio is much higher than other states." |
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jonnybox profile - diary |
| comments: "But don't worry, I'm not going to start writing soppy emotional drivel and posting love letters to my fridge. I will just have to put more effort into keeping my dry cynical view on everything." |
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kymee profile - diary |
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lacorneille profile - diary |
| comments: "Oh, and PsychoDirector dressed up as Madonna and sang 'Material Girl' (assembly, y'see), which was amusing and also soul-scarring." |
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lizardnuts profile - diary |
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mangofarmer profile - diary |
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mcclain profile - diary |
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mollyx profile - diary |
| comments: "I'm getting yelled at for something. I do not know what that something is because I have been getting yelled at a lot these past two days and now I just sorta tune it out." |
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mychai profile - diary |
| comments: "Last night was the one that sort-of resembled me having what sort-of resembled a life. It was quite fun! I wish I had a life more often." |
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nidawi profile - diary |
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notyourbitch profile - diary |
| comments: Come back! |
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oddgoogle profile - diary |
| comments: I was featured here when someone searched for 'fuzzy logic medical shoe' and found my diary. If anyone knows what it means, let me know, I'd be intrigued. |
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offence profile - diary |
| comments: "The computer in the class is amazingly slow. This lousy piece of shit makes me thankful to have my own piece of shit at home, and I thought my piece of shit was shitty enough!" |
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our-thingy profile - diary |
| comments: communal guestbook affair set up by the lovely gnwbec |
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perceptions profile - diary |
| comments: "I. am. tired. of. waiting. for. something. to. happen." |
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perceptionss profile - diary |
| comments: Perceptions parody courtesty of the muchly talented Booby. |
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pezloko profile - diary |
| comments: "Yes, I'm fully content mooning over unattainable guys, because that's the point: that they're unattainable, allowing me to remain in my own little world, sans romance. THANK you." |
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phonics profile - diary |
| comments: "I am trying to get the rest of the office to join in but no-one, especially my boss, seems too keen to call me 'oh omnipotent one'." |
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pixiekittie profile - diary |
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plunkreviews profile - diary |
| comments: Listed in the hope that one day they'll update. |
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quoted profile - diary |
| comments: Is now being updated again!! *does the dance of joy* |
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rachpoem profile - diary |
| comments: "I got a hideous wonderful Spongebob shirt which I am afraid to wear in public, Mansfield Park, which is one of my favorite movies ever, and mixing bowls--hurrah!" |
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redniko profile - diary |
| comments: "Oh no. We are the same, except that my rocks are figurative, and yours are actually poking at your kidneys. But, you know, we all have our problems." |
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rudereviews profile - diary |
| comments: There are ordinary review sites, and then there's RudeReviews. |
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sats profile - diary |
| comments: "FUCK! ARSE! BITCH! *runs away*" |
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savecraig profile - diary |
| comments: "The next person at work that tells me they asked me to do something last week, even though they didn't, and are now wondering why something isn't done is getting a pen shoved up their ass sideways." |
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sellekta profile - diary |
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sugrmonkie profile - diary |
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sundry profile - diary |
| comments: "Mmmm...oral fixation-y." |
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theghostgirl profile - diary |
| comments: "This is not a reality show. Neither is The Osbournes. Whose idea of reality do they represent? Do you live in a mansion and get to meet the president? (Would you perhaps spit in his face if you did?)" |
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theta-m0ok profile - diary |
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toothbrush profile - diary |
| comments: "So now I have to meet both his mother and his father, for sure, and pretend that I have not been spending copious amounts of time in their lovely mansion fucking their son while they have been away. This will be difficult." |
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treedancer profile - diary |
| comments: "I hope you know that if I smoked, I'd be on my 16th packet by now?" |
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tvzero profile - diary |
| comments: "Of course, he wasn’t coming from the land of the cynical, but merely reality. A place I seldom visit, but the brochure makes it seem quite nice." |
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ubermeister profile - diary |
| comments: "I don't have old school friends, I have wankers I was at school with." |
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volcanic profile - diary |
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weetabix profile - diary |
| comments: "I come from a long line of simmering dysfunction." |
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whattheyotz profile - diary |
| comments: gnwbec's nanowrimo novel |
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xphilelh profile - diary |
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yawner profile - diary |
| comments: "Bethlehem, you’re a has-been!" |
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chiv profile - diary |
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maralisa profile - diary |
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hodgson profile - diary |
| comments: "For the last day or two the word "plumbum" has been rattling around my head. I keep thinking it. It's spanish for Lead. Plumbum. Plumbum. Plumbum." |
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miss-edith profile - diary |
| comments: "I will be back tomorrow to comment on anything I can think of that is less disturbing than a V.C. Andrews novel. You know, something like Frist, Trent Lott's replacement, and how he used to dissect kittens "for science"." |
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idiot-milk profile - diary |
| comments: "Because based on the exreme suckiness of my current life, I have to think that I must have ass raped a nun in a former existence. repeatedly. in front of her parents." |
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lonelykitty profile - diary |
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mutster101 profile - diary |
| comments: A fellow crusader against fuckwittage - you can never have too many. |
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