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Smiting The Annoying

So here's me: I work, until I can become independently wealthy; I'm a huge Detroit Tigers Baseball fan (yes, I'm an incurable optimist - in direct opposition to what a LOT of people think); I play EverQuest (again) and am highly active in roleplaying both in EQ and writing for a board, IM roleplay, etc; and read voraciously. Good spelling gets me hot. Use big words and I'll roll around like a puppy in the grass. Well, ok, mebbe I should amend that to read: Use big words CORRECTLY .. but I'm not a stickler for details. Well, ok, I am, sometimes, but we won't dwell on that.

I smoke, I don't drink, and I have a wife whom I adore. She puts up with me, so how could I not? I work with a varied crowd of dysfunctional miscreants who I actually enjoy for the most part; although my coworker bit me yesterday so I'm still reserving judgement on her.

My favorite diaries:

divamel    profile - diary
comments:  "..Ho-hum, here we go. Hang on to your garters, Myrtle, it's gonna be a bumpy ride."
trancejen    profile - diary
comments:  "...I smelled so many stank-nasty, funk-di-fied, foul-assed little sweat soldiers at the grocery store that my nose nearly leapt from my face in a suicidal panic. "
cabin-boy    profile - diary
comments:  "...The thing is, I HATE painkillers. I shouldn't- I should love them. I should be taking them by the double-handful while I can... but no. I hate them."
science-girl    profile - diary
comments:  ROFL! She had me cryin'. Very funny woman.
nimiiwin    profile - diary
comments:  "Is still mad because at Christmas, Dawn referred to her children as “rabid chihuahuas.”
ravyncrow    profile - diary
comments:  "Auughhhh work is busy today! It's almost as if these people think I'm here to *work* or something! Sheesh. The nerve of some people "
breakthedark    profile - diary
comments:  This is just .. hrm. I really like this site.
mllebecca    profile - diary
comments:  "So it looks like my first visit to the ballot box won't be to help kick Dubyah out of office, but to deal with the idiocy of my state government. Joy."
ursamajor    profile - diary
comments:  "...Dear PakistaniMustafaJesus, my panties were in a proverbial wad today. "
capt-jim    profile - diary
comments:  Just tell me where the signup sheet is for Urban Pirates, I'm ready!
liquid-mojo    profile - diary
comments:  "..Welcome to my life or lack thereof. The diary you see before you is real or some embellishment of reality, I forget which. "
mcgriddles    profile - diary
comments:  I about fell out of my chair laughing at her 'Conversation With God' entry. Go there. Right now. It will crack you right up!
tvzero    profile - diary
comments:  "..If my mother only knew she may kill herself just so she could roll over in her grave."
skydive-life    profile - diary
comments:  Science-girl's man unit. He's a hoot, too!
leftunspoken    profile - diary
comments:  Oh. Oh. Go read her. Hurry. I'll wait right here.
danglemyfeet    profile - diary
comments:  just because she's cool like dat.
hissandtell    profile - diary
comments:  " this is my first semi-drunk entry ever because I cracked open a bottle of red (a very nice Wolf Blass Yellow Label Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon 2000, in case you're curious) and am slowly sliding under the table sideways being as these days I
dangerspouse    profile - diary
comments:  "As sure as OJ is guilty, your "obsessively neat husband" will be scampering pantless in that foetid cesspool with the rest of us dogs 10 minutes after dropping you off at the airport."
chaosdaily    profile - diary
comments:  This woman has the coolest neon cactus lamp ever. Plus, she's got my all time favorite blurb about me in her favorites list. How can I resist this woman?
juddhole    profile - diary
comments:  "..We're talking inches-from-the-nose-will-make-your-head-snap-back-like-you-just-got-shot stink."
zencelt    profile - diary
comments:  "The Lady in Waiting for the Princess of Assholia deserves a bit of respect too."
sarkasmo    profile - diary
comments:  "..4. I'm not a team player."
pablo    profile - diary
comments:  "HOLY PANCAKES THE USA JUST ELECTED GEORGE BUSH PRESIDENT AMOTHERFUCKINGGAIN... "
gerg69    profile - diary
comments:  "I decided not to reflect on the past year as most people did, because mostly......... it blew......... with fair to intermittent showers of suck, and the occasional pretty happy good day."
sixweasels    profile - diary
comments:  "I shield my eyes when I walk past this mullet, for fear that I’ll turn to stone."
witchful    profile - diary
comments:  Shhhh .. it's a secret!
truefluke    profile - diary
comments:  This is a man who understands snow. And who likes werewolves. And who knows Penny Arcade. How could I not give him props?
crowhihs    profile - diary
comments:  She cracks me up!

My favorite music:

Drowning Pool
comments:  Just about everything.
Ludacris
comments:  Kickin' it loud in the lab
POD
comments:  Ok, so I'm late on this one. But I found out eventually.
Jin
comments:  "The days of pork fried rice and eggrolls comin' to yo' house by me is OVAH"
Bubba Sparxx
comments:  T called me 'country'. Maybe she's right.

My favorite movies:

Moonstruck
comments:  This is still my favorite movie, ever.
The One
comments:  Muahahahah .. Jet Li. Dat's all I'm sayin' ...
Shrek
comments:  Heh. Heh. This still cracks me up.
Dogma
comments:  Kevin Smith. ROFL And god turns cartwheels in the garden with boxershorts under her dress.
UnderWorld
comments:  Muahahah .. vampires AND werewolves? And the fight scenes are outstanding. I'm such a geek for this movie, I bought the unrated director's cut.

My favorite authors:

Laurell K. Hamilton
comments:  The Anita Blake Vampire Executioner series is my new obsession.
Toni Morrison
comments:  And they said God was a white guy. HAH!
Michael Moore
comments:  He sez it like it is.
J R R Tolkien
comments:  Da coolest.
Douglas Adams
comments:  Will always be one of the best. No matter what.

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last updated: 2006-01-17 09:48:48
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user since: 2003-05-14

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