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Halo Askew - I'm a Nutball!

I'm a sassy gal. Sometimes I'm in a good mood and it's all bunnies and rainbows. But I'm usually not that lucky.

My favorite diaries:

Weetabix    profile - diary
comments:  Funny bunnies.
AtomicBuddha    profile - diary
comments:  Me likes. Good stuff.
Cruel-Irony    profile - diary
comments:  A hoot...great stories.
Djraindog    profile - diary
comments:  Such honesty!
Tater-Fay    profile - diary
comments:  Kittens and duckies and vinegar drinking...oh my!
CasperWoo    profile - diary
comments:  "Thank God my cat cannot speak ...she has been witness to my doing the 'running man'...and also unfortunate were the times that I, as the Pope, forgave all her sins with a blessing of one index finger placed on her forehead."
Wicked-Sezzy    profile - diary
comments:  Quite the sassy one.
SmartyPants    profile - diary
comments:  *cue Law & Order music*
DangerSpouse    profile - diary
comments:  "I was excited too, in the way that guys who watch their wives/daughters/pets being raped get."
Piehole    profile - diary
comments:  What a hoot!
Kungfukitten    profile - diary
comments:  Where has she been hiding? I love kittens AND ass-kicking violence! (Just not in the same room together)
Andreeb    profile - diary
comments:  I HAVE A SISTER! I knew my parents were keeping something from me...
Crazy4Muffin    profile - diary
comments:  LORETTI! DOO!
Ramblin-Bill    profile - diary
comments:  Because there's nothing quite as classy as a box of wine
Smoog    profile - diary
comments:  Psychological Wonder Twin power....Activate!
MadamePierce    profile - diary
comments:  Ducky Lollipops and wiener dog racing! There is a god.
TwelveBeer    profile - diary
comments:  A veritable plethora of funny shit.
Heidiann    profile - diary
comments:  Because she loves grid paper and sings songs about beef jerky
BlueMeany    profile - diary
comments:  "Because, sure smoking will kill you over time, but war will kill you quicker."
JunkCult    profile - diary
comments:  This, my friends, is SPIKE ASSRAM
LuvaBeans    profile - diary
comments:  "I have a mild interest in astrology, but don't get all Miss Cleo and try to explain the world based on the dawning of the age of Aquarius."
Yeahimadork    profile - diary
comments:  Godfather I and II. Cats. Letter writing. What's not to love?
PantryPuff    profile - diary
GoingLoopy    profile - diary
comments:  She cracks me up
Idiot-Milk    profile - diary
PorchLife    profile - diary
Janetplnetoc    profile - diary
comments:  My girl!
Smedindy    profile - diary
comments:  Such a sweetheart! He's a music nutball of the highest order
NiceGuyMike    profile - diary
Nilliem    profile - diary
comments:  Love her to bits
ColdandGray    profile - diary
IngridWrites    profile - diary
la-the-sage    profile - diary
comments:  "Because we live in a society that demands next to nothing from its men and yet allows them to set the standard for what they insist on from us."
Awittykitty    profile - diary
Wilberteets    profile - diary
Devilsdealer    profile - diary
Hydrogeek    profile - diary
Scotvalkyrie    profile - diary
WickedCrazy    profile - diary
AdaVeen    profile - diary
UncleBob    profile - diary
comments:  I just spent $20 to upgrade him back to Supergold so his comments work. Gotta give something back to the original master of D-land.
Moonfaeryy    profile - diary
Sinsear777    profile - diary
Cardiogirl    profile - diary
comments:  Love this chicka!
Smashthegas    profile - diary
comments:  He rocks. Ask him the meaning of "What an absolute Giano" ;)
NakedBarista    profile - diary
Toejam    profile - diary
comments:  So funny
Jonathan29    profile - diary
comments:  I wanna curl up on the couch with him and watch HGTV
PeteyPuke    profile - diary
SparkSpark    profile - diary
Fergie    profile - diary
comments:  Sass!
Bookafly    profile - diary
Tattoobelly    profile - diary

My favorite music:

Beatles
Barenaked Ladies
Stevie Wonder
Josh Groban
Frank Sinatra

My favorite movies:

The Godfather I and II
comments:  Once a year, these must be watched back to back, with heapings of lasagna and garlic bread.
This is Spinal Tap
comments:  "You can't dust for vomit."
Altered States
comments:  William Hurt at his best
Giant
comments:  This movie is best watched on a breezy cloudless Sunday afternoon, with all the windows open
Garden State
comments:  Hilarious

My favorite authors:

Mark Salzman
comments:  I met him! Check out Iron & Silk, Growing Up Absurd in Suburbia, The Soloist, et al
Elizabeth Berg
comments:  Talk Before Sleep made me bawl my little peepers out.
Michael Crichton
comments:  Travels, The Great Train Robbery, Jurassic Park, Airframe...I love me some techno-thrillers!
Lawrence Sanders
comments:  The First Deadly Sin, in particular. The main character (Edward X. Delaney) makes fantastically bizarre sandwiches, which always makes me hungry.
David Gerrold
comments:  The War Against the Chtorr series. Oh yes, I'm a closet sci-fi geek.

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last updated: 2011-04-12 00:35:11
this user's total entries: 558
user since: 2002-09-04

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