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Are you there, God? It's me, Hitler!

I'm a former world leader living in a "retirement community" in the south. Marvel at my wacky hi-jinks, schweinhund!

My favorite diaries:

unclebob    profile - diary
comments:  Uncle Bob's a really funny guy!
bradpitt    profile - diary
comments:  He used to be Brad Pitt...
dickblow    profile - diary
comments:  Then, he was Dick Blow...
buscemi    profile - diary
comments:  Then, Dick Blow died, and Buscemi took over, but got tired of being Buscemi, and he's back to being Uncle Bob for good.
partyslut    profile - diary
comments:  "word of advice, never let a mule named Miguel hit the wrong hole." I need to meet more girls like this.

My favorite music:

Richard Wagner
comments:  Still the best.
Beastie Boys
comments:  'Is your name Adolf Hitler?' "Nah, my name's Clarence..."
Moby
comments:  Does anyone know where I can get episodes of "Senor Moby's House Of Music" in MPEG format?
Guns 'N' Roses
comments:  Someday, "Chinese Democracy" will get released. Someday.
Andrew W.K.
comments:  PARTY HARD!!!!!!!

My favorite movies:

Triumph Of The Will
comments:  My homegirl Leni Riefenstahl made a movie for ME! Not a dry eye in Adolf's house when I watch it.
1941
comments:  First off, Belushi is god. Second, to hell with Spielberg's holier-than-thou attitude about this one! It's GENIUS! Finally, if you can't laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at?
Song Of The South
comments:  "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah...zip-a-dee-ay!"
Taboo VI
comments:  "Shit...you look like you just been fucked, baby!"
28 Days
comments:  Hey, shut up! I really related to this one! Sandra Bullock's a good lookin' fraulein, too.

My favorite authors:

Me!
comments:  Read about my struggle at: http://www.stormfront.org/books/mein_kampf/
Friedrich Nietzsche
comments:  This guy rocks.
David Lee Roth
comments:  "Crazy From The Heat" was genius. I hope he writes a book about the Hagar tour.
Judy Blume
comments:  If "Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing" was out when I was a kid, I might've turned out differently.
H. C.
comments:  Check out "MFU: The Autobiography Of Being Pissed Off" at: http://www.c3f.com/mfu/

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last updated: 2004-01-13 21:21:53
this user's total entries: 19
user since: 2000-12-21

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