 My favorite diaries:
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siouxzqueue profile - diary |
| comments: The scabbiest of all the whores. "Perhaps it isn't glaze. Maybe I blacked out and went on a fellatio-performing rampage." |
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crazy4muffin profile - diary |
| comments: "Anyway you cut it, and for whatever reason it may exist... everyone knows my crotch itches." |
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doctoredjnr profile - diary |
| comments: "I like a newscaster with a bad boob job. It gives everything that extra little bit of class." |
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sunshine0221 profile - diary |
| comments: "He terrified me. He spoke to me once. I laughed. He yelled. I barfed on him." |
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jilllybean22 profile - diary |
| comments: "I love my little sister to death. I really do. But sometimes I feel like she needs to have all of her limbs torn off and sown back on in unusual places." |
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the-moo profile - diary |
| comments: destined to be one of my favorite people on the planet and so cute and, yes, I will find a Mooworthy quote very soon. |
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leesmry profile - diary |
| comments: "Oh...oh....oh my goodness I just looked up the word spladge in the urban dictionary and I will never use it again....1. spladgeA vagina post ejacualtion.I have to go to the loo, I've got a real spladge on.2. spladgeCunt gunge emmitted at high v |
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heidiann profile - diary |
| comments: good quote soon. very soon. very very soon. |
My favorite music: |
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Jack off Jill |
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The Mountain Goats |
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Ella Fitzgerald |
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The Pixies |
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Le Tigre |
My favorite movies: |
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Mr. Wrong |
| comments: "Prepare to be consumed Martha Alston!" |
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Kill Bill vol. I &II |
| comments: Revenge is a dish best served cold |
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Napoleon Dynamite |
| comments: "I like your sleeves. They're real big." |
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind |
| comments: "Sand is overrated" |
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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas |
| comments: "You all voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!" |
My favorite authors: |
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Edith Wharton |
| comments: "It is less mortifying to believe one's self unpopular than insignificant, and vanity prefers to assume that indifference is a latent form of unfriendliness." |
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Kaye Gibbons |
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William Shakespeare |
| comments: "Frailty, thy name is woman!" |
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Russell Hoban |
| comments: After all, when you come right down to it, how many people speak the same language even when they speak the same language? |
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Anais Nin |
| comments: There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. |
