 My favorite diaries:
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dfunk14 profile - diary |
| comments: “You grab her hair, I’ll kick her in the box.” |
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argentum profile - diary |
| comments: “I hate it when my cheese commits suicide like that." |
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augustdreams profile - diary |
| comments: “I never wear underwire bras - there are plenty of places where bits of metal should lurk. Beneath my breasts is simply not one of them.” |
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fadein profile - diary |
| comments: “I’ve come to realize that the only thing I really care about is laughter. And, yes, I’m well aware of the irony of saying that sincerely.” |
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jwinokur profile - diary |
| comments: "Hair does not taste especially bad, but I was surprised by just how bad it felt. It felt exactly how I had imagined it would, except only exceptionally worse.” |
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givemeabreak profile - diary |
| comments: “Well, I hope you are fuckin' happy, my inner boobular groove, as well as my thighs and every other concealed part of my body is sweating like a whore in church, which makes me even more cranky than usual.” |
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unrealsnow profile - diary |
| comments: "there's this guy dressed up as a drop of blood and he's walking around on campus today telling us that if we donate our blood we'll get free pizza. in that case, it's not really free." |
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blakkrayn profile - diary |
| comments: "Hopefully, one day I'll have my own funeral home, Ive put alot of thought into it and already know what I want the name to be, the color scheme, etc." |
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cubjam11 profile - diary |
| comments: "I'd say we received about 2" of the white stuff, and it was just the right amount to piss me off. Shouldn't there be a law? Mother Nature in handcuffs? Puh-lease! Show me Father Time in a leather harness and I'm so THERE! |
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thisisjohn profile - diary |
| comments: "I went to Delta, Utah today. You may not have heard of Delta, Utah, because once you get within 30 miles of this town, you begin to disappear." |
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loathe profile - diary |
| comments: “We all need to accomplish the impossible sometimes. I am moving out into the world I have grown to loathe. Time for the adventure to truly begin.” |
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slippin-m profile - diary |
| comments: "And the cookies just keep ooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn comin'." |
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boymonkey profile - diary |
| comments: “Luckily, i somehow avoided the imminent collision...i kept looking up the side of my window to see if the spider was still lurking there. one of the times i looked up, he was flipping me off and fucking my wife. my anger was unparalleled.” |
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jaykay617 profile - diary |
| comments: "He got his revenge for the bath this morning: I went upstairs to get his leash and walk him out when I saw it was a little too late – he left me a nice little present by the door." |
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epiphany profile - diary |
| comments: "Thankfully, I showed Frankenstein to my shitty junior class - the Kenneth Branagh version - and they're way into it so I could sort of step back and let them enjoy seeing Robert DeNiro's junk as he flops around in the slime..." |
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blofeld profile - diary |
| comments: "You stuck me in hold for a long time and nothing happened!" Yeah, well, that's why it's called 'Hold', you dumb fuck. If that's where everything "happened", it would be called 'Action'!" |
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bluemeany profile - diary |
| comments: "Holy shit, if I had Husband with me right now, I would jump him so fast he'd think he was lost in Compton with a neon "I'm White And My Clothes Are Stuffed With Money" sign flashing above his head." |
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crayon profile - diary |
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unclassy profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
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The Doors |
| comments: "Realms of bliss, realms of light, some are born to sweet delight..." {End of the Night} |
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Tears for Fears |
| comments: "I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had." {Mad World} |
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Rufus Wainwright |
| comments: "But in turning back the brackish waters will not reflect you, after you have turned the color black of death or something like that." {Waiting for a Dream} |
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Sigur ros |
| comments: Always makes me cry... happy tears. Sheer musical perfection. |
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Ben Folds |
| comments: "And in a white sea of eyes, I see one pair that I recognize..." {The Luckiest} |
My favorite movies: |
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Boondock Saints! |
| comments: "Shut your fat a** Rayvie... I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you f*cked!" |
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Amelie |
| comments: "It's better to help people than garden gnomes." |
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Napoleon Dynamite |
| comments: "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter." |
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Donnie Darko |
| comments: "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion." |
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Wet Hot American Summer |
| comments: "Now finish up them taters, I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters." {I am a MOVIE FREAK... so I just listed my most favorites.} |
My favorite authors: |
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Steven King |
| comments: J. D. Salinger, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Franz Kafka, Harper Lee, Ernest Hemingway, Kurt Vonnegut |
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J.R.R.Tolkien |
| comments: Jack Kerouac, Milan Kundera, David Sedaris, Phillip Pullman, William Faulkner, Ray Bradbury, Nancy McKenzie |
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Gabriel Garcia Marquez |
| comments: Lois Lowry, Alice Walker, Geoffrey Chaucer, Hunter S. Thompson, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Max Lucado |
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Edgar Allan Poe |
| comments: Josh McDowell, Yann Martel, William Shakespeare, Peter H. Capstick, Alice Sebold |
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Russel Banks |
| comments: Daniel Quinn, George Orwell, Douglas Adams, J.K. Rowling, T. S. Eliot, Ayn Rand, Sylvia Plath... |
