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At least my brain isn't as impaired as my liver...

I have come to determine that many (MANY!) of you are very disturbed. Welcome to the dark side.

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comments:  A hockey fiend that likes to bag on Texans. It's okay, we Texans can take it because we really are that good.
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comments:  I like people with creative rage. It's like, the 3rd best kind of rage.
Anisettekiss    profile - diary
comments:  Took my DL Notes virginity. You always remember your first.
ChicagoJo    profile - diary
comments:  A fellow Texan on this place? Even if she did move up north for awhile we've still gotta show her love.
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comments:  Anyone that has the balls to do this to a guy (I'm positive this guy deserved it) is okay in my book.
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comments:  The best invention ever. A way to cram numerous funny people (and a couple of schmucks) on to a page together!
MeeshaPeesha    profile - diary
comments:  What's with me and all the Chicago people? I blame Jo.
KristinTracy    profile - diary
comments:  I am living, breathing want. The very anthropomorphization of lust.
AliBoomBoom    profile - diary
comments:  Beautful. Southern. Brunette. Yes, the world does, in fact, revolve around her.
weetabix    profile - diary
comments:  What can I say, it amuses me, and that's what I'm here for.
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comments:  Pretty good read, eh?
Autumn-Kitty    profile - diary
comments:  Okay, so my profile is turning into a listing of every Aggie I can find on DLand.
LeeboZeebo    profile - diary
comments:  Exhibit 'C' of my Aggie loyalty. He's one funny SOB (but keep your clothes on!).
HotCarl    profile - diary
comments:  I prefer Arthur Bryants BBQ... its messy and filling, kind of like cheap sex with a one legged whore.
SirAwesome    profile - diary
comments:  How 'bout a little skeezy Hollywood gossip?
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comments:  Nice daily one liners.
Understood    profile - diary
comments:  He appears to be a sick fuck named Casey. Isn't Casey a girls name?

My favorite music:

Lyle Lovett and his Large Band.
comments:  You want creative lyrics you can understand?? Bingo, you found 'em.
Robert Earl Keen
comments:  A great Aggie singer/songwriter
Jason Boland & The Stragglers
comments:  'Everything works, except me of course.' and 'My baby loves me when I'm stoned' all on one CD? Gotta love it.
Bruce Robison
comments:  He and his brother Charlie are the pride of Bandera, TX
Roger Creager
comments:  Another Aggie starting to make it big.

My favorite movies:

The Usual Suspects
comments:  Kevin Spacey at his best. One of the few movies that really had me fooled.
Shawshank Redemption
comments:  Just great storytelling.
The Tao of Steve
comments:  Men and Women are so stupid.
Whipped
comments:  Amanda Peet at her finest.
Office Space
comments:  with an honorable mention to Super Troopers, Friday, Caddyshack, Bad News Bears...

My favorite authors:

Larry McMurtry
comments:  The best we have from Texas, and like most uppity Texans I think that means the best period.
Stephen King
comments:  Hard to argue with someone who's sold as many books as he has. Plus, who would want to; I mean this guy is fucked up and he might kill you.
Tony Hillerman
comments:  Navajo folklore murder mystery. Think it sounds shitty? Read it and prove yourself wrong.

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last updated: 2005-03-12 13:42:26
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