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Joist Monkey Spanking Mustard

He survived an earthquake! He had no job and talked a lot of bollocks, but now he has a job! He still talks mostly bollocks though :-)

My favorite diaries:

rubery    profile - diary
comments:  One clever and funny guy.
darklily    profile - diary
comments:  To paraphrase - "a classic tale of girl meets choir"
quoted    profile - diary
comments:  It's very good!
bluemeany    profile - diary
comments:  Acerbic wit, muchly funny. And she's a large blue monster too..
pixiesammi    profile - diary
comments:  Enough to make you think.
vinylgirl    profile - diary
comments:  It's there to see, but how come only the brightest see it? Brill.
skinnylizzie    profile - diary
comments:  Can't get enough of the British here - tres funny.
impetuousme    profile - diary
comments:  Well written wisdom. Crafted.
janeygodley    profile - diary
comments:  Scotstandupcomic, therefore naturally pretty fucking hilarious.
laydeejane    profile - diary
comments:  A wee Brit lass telling it like it is. Coventry can do that to you :-)
twelvebeer    profile - diary
comments:  Short, sharp and splendid!
her-story    profile - diary
comments:  A fellow academic, I know what it's like too!
boredlaura    profile - diary
comments:  Von Trapp children ---> made of toast.
randomrabbit    profile - diary
comments:  Knitted breasts
suckasspoems    profile - diary
comments:  (Un)fortunately, not verses about analingus.
pimlico    profile - diary
comments:  "A passport to..." Goshdarnit I'm not witty enough to think of something to end that with.
groovy-decay    profile - diary
comments:  Where is my meerkat?
mousemilk    profile - diary
comments:  The hand that cradles the rock.
ottodixless    profile - diary
comments:  ..Even in Grease 2, bowling signifies suckiness.
annanotbob    profile - diary
comments:  Kindredness! - "I am an ex-teacher. There will be some sadness but the RELIEF I felt at the news was ENORMOUS"
buffylass    profile - diary
comments:  More toast and bam chicka wa-wa.
all-on-paper    profile - diary
comments:  Yes, I know my strategy is to always run away
dinosaurs    profile - diary
comments:  Do I really want to let slip the secrets of my weird inner workings?
student-bum    profile - diary
comments:  Lancaster feels so bloody inbred sometimes...
complexlust    profile - diary
comments:  I still cant manage to get an extra oomph. I dunno. I just find myself feeling rather dull.
question-it    profile - diary
comments:  Quelques questions?
zebrasaur    profile - diary
comments:  It is clear cinnamon liqueur swirling with tiny flakes of real gold.
pojken    profile - diary
comments:  "i just dedicated an entire uhaul box to my MANY varieties of vinegars."
scotvalkyrie    profile - diary
comments:  Big Daddy’s is still there, but where are the legs, man??
dr-rndmprsn    profile - diary
comments:  "Why, oh why, mysterious french person, do you haunt me?"
hamakosan    profile - diary
comments:  "At the present moment my toes are freezing and I have sand in every nook and cranny of my entire body."
echoman    profile - diary
comments:  ("Whoo-hoo, he's back!")
barefootruby    profile - diary
comments:  I don't know what shrimp cheese is.
spiffing    profile - diary
comments:  self-definitively so, it is rather.
stepfordtart    profile - diary

My favorite music:

Mazzy Star
comments:  The voice of an angel, the sound of relaxation.
NIN
comments:  We are all angst-ridden teenagers deep down, still!
The Cure
comments:  (or stuff by Morrissey or the Smiths).
Nick Cave
comments:  Kiss me again, rekiss me, and kiss me. Slip your frigid hands beneath my shirt. This uselss old f*cker, with his twinkling c*nt, doesn't care if he gets hurt.
Pearl Jam
comments:  and a bit of Nirvana / Alice In Chains / Soundgarden etc. when the mood takes me.

My favorite movies:

Lost Highway & Mulholland Drive
comments:  David Lynch - fabulous.
Secretary
comments:  "It's your behaviour."
"What about my behaviour?"
"It's very bad."
Gone with the Wind
comments:  OK, it's girly, but I love it.
The Exorcist
comments:  "You’re gonna die up there."
'Jean De Florette' & 'Manon des Sources'
comments:  Beautiful scenery, beautiful girls (!) and a gripping conclusion.

My favorite authors:

Dean Koontz
comments:  Psychological thrillers at its best..
Irvine Welsh
comments:  The human condition *is* like that.
Nick Hornby
comments:  Astute observations..
Robert Harris
comments:  or do I mean Thomas Harris? Actually, I probably mean both. I like both.

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last updated: 2009-11-23 01:07:08
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