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Three pages, single spaced, Times New Roman, draw various themes together with non sequitur laden warblings, be sure to use at least one off putting pop-culture reference right in your lead, and mention that you live in Brooklyn. People like Brooklyn.

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My favorite music:

Pearl Jam
comments:  The opening strains of "Jeremy" pulled me away from Debbie Gibson, and for that I am eternally thankfull.
Radiohead
comments:  For my money, the best "lie on your back and consider the woe that is your life"-music ever.
Le Tigre
comments:  "My Metrocard" - Anthem of subway commuter.
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
comments:  The reason I began saying: "Damn, that's punk-cover good."
Fratrelli's
comments:  Because I like being a solid year behind our British friends.

My favorite movies:

Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf
comments:  Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor should have gotten a guest spot on Fear Factor.
King of Kong
comments:  For nerds, and non-nerds alike. There was cheering in my theater.
Roman Holiday
comments:  No one has the balls to have the guy not get the girl anymore. Esspecially if it's because she has more important things to do.
Secretary
comments:  Maggie Gyllenhaal gets bonus points for being intermittently adorable and disturbing.
Truman Show
comments:  Sad to say, there is movie in this world that can make me cry.

My favorite authors:

Joss Whedon
comments:  Come on! He's the closest thing we have to a genre auteur in the modern era.
Steven Hall
comments:  Raw Shark Texts is up there for most creative thing I've read in a good long time.
David Sedaris
comments:  The master template for all self-effacing auto-biographers
Romulus Linney
comments:  Just pick up a collection of his plays. Please.
Tom Stoppard
comments:  He's a stuck up prick, but, damnit, he writes good.

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