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'If you get to ride in a limo, ride it with the people that rode with you on the bus.'

I am an obsessive LOTR/HP/Elijah Wood fan. Got a problem with that? Didn't think so.

I hate maths and think my french teacher is the exact replica of a shrivelled up Baboon. Any problems? Good!

I also love performing arts and even if I crack windows, kill people with my high kicks and bore people to sleep I WILL still carry out my favourite hobby? Kapeesh? OK. I will go now.

My favorite diaries:

cassbah    profile - diary
comments:  'It's like someone's given me a huge kick up the backside whilst I was asleep. Not literally you understand, or else I'd have woken up.'
cybersyd    profile - diary
comments:  '...the sight of Dev trying rather obviously to pull two women ("Come 'ere, I'll show you the corner shop, this is where Derek died, and hey, let us kiss with tonges...")'
nutty-kiddo    profile - diary
comments:  '...we're pretty tight. Like a well-shaped ass in a pair of tight Levi's. Possible well-shaped ass owner: Dominic? Can we say hell yes? Indeed we do.'
sykosarah    profile - diary
comments:  'Both my eyes have been itching all weekend and now one's gone and swollen its little self up. Fun, isn't it? Oh yess, preccciouss. 'Tis.'
summerkitty    profile - diary
comments:  'I've noticed that it's so therapeutic (or crazy, it's how you wanna look at it) to basically yell at the computer screen. I've noticed that I've started to speak to it.'
teacosy    profile - diary
comments:  'Random loo grafitti my friend told me about: "Some come here to sit and think. Some here to shit and stink. I come here to scratch my balls, And write graffitti on the walls."'
hoppers    profile - diary
comments:  'When you first saw Cider House Rules or Pleasantville, did ANYONE think that Tobey and the word "muscles" would be used in the same sentence?'
kinkylinny    profile - diary
comments:  'I hate phones. No really, I hate them. if mr bell wasn't already dead, I'd kill him'
loca-banana    profile - diary
comments:  'There's a squealing fangirl in all of us. And sometimes, she's gotta get loose and jiggy.'
pink-angel-    profile - diary
comments:  'well guess what darling? your a stupid immature little cow - if i met her in a pub id have smacked her by now.'

My favorite music:

B.E.P
comments:  Hey Mama...need i say more?
Red hot Chilli Peppers
comments:  Brilliant music. Fortune faded rocks my socks
Sugababes
comments:  Very catchy tunes
Evanescence
comments:  I can relate to every song of theirs. Except for the random ones about wanting to die...
Michael Jackson
comments:  Pervy paedophile/Great singer. Bleugh...he makes me sick.

My favorite movies:

LOTR Trilogy
comments:  Genious films made from genious books which are written by a genious author. Coincidentley, these films were made by a genious director. P.J: I bow down to you.
Bruce Almighty
comments:  If the news room scene wasn't included in this film (the one where a lot of gobbledy - gook is involved. the one which had me rolling about on the cinema floor screaming like a banshee - with laughter) then this film probably wouldn't even be on
Finding Nemo
comments:  *Cannot be arsed to find one of the hilarious quotes right now so I just sit here nodding my head to demonstrate the films greatness* yess.

My favorite authors:

J.K.Rowling
comments:  She made me addicted to her stories. Now that's power...or just good author-ism.
J.R.R.Tolkien
comments:  Genious. Total utter genious. I spit on anyone who disagrees with me *readies mouth with gross bodily fluids*
Louise Rennison
comments:  Georgia Nicholson rocks my socks. But not as much as fortune faded *ahem*

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last updated: 2005-05-18 10:11:29
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