Life Like Weeds

you taste like a burger.

i don't even like you anymore

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My favorite music:

Mates of State

Cat Power

Dinosaur Jr

Jonathan Richman

The Shins

My favorite movies:

Wet Hot American Summer

comments:  the super coop scene

Run Ronnie Run

comments:  the thoughtful vagina scene

National Lampoon's European Vacation

comments:  the french cabaret scene

Airplane

comments:  the jive turkey scene

Haiku Tunnel

comments:  the post-its in bed scene

My favorite authors:

Wally Lamb

Douglas Coupland

JD Salinger

Sarah Vowel

David Sedaris

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last updated: 2004-11-09 22:25:14
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user since: 2003-07-28

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