After living in New England for my entire life, I just up and moved to the desert. Not the deSSert. (SS = Strawberry Shortcake. Or Nazi Officers. OR BOTH.) I have 4 cats: One that looks like a basketball with a really small head, one that looks like a cow, and two that are stripey and hate each other with the fire of a couple of suns. I would like long walks on the beach, but there are no beaches here. There are, however, margaritas. And libraries. So I am all set.