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Marzipan1026's Big Fat BitchFest

I am a deceptively small young woman. Do not mistake my stature for weakness! I also have a very odd sense of humour, and if you don't like it--you can take the pipe. Tee Hee! I can assure you--I am very caffeinated!

My favorite diaries:

thelily    profile - diary
comments:  Let Miss Lily solve your most troubling problems! Insightful, and deeply heartfelt advice for those on the edge of sanity...
diedpretty    profile - diary
comments:  Oooooooooooo! Fletcher!!! *sigh*...There are no words...he's just, well...beautiful....Oh, how I love him!...Read his diary now, or I'll hate you forever!
milquetoasty    profile - diary
comments:  *sniff...sniff* SHE'S DELETED HERSELF! How I miss her...
alwayslolita    profile - diary
comments:  Lovely! She kicks ass AND takes names....
ouijum    profile - diary
comments:  He is so damn funny...."I mean to stand up to horny annoying little fucks." HA!
crazygenious    profile - diary
comments:  Skittles is my friend...and he likes donuts, too!
hardluck    profile - diary
comments:  He's neat...AND he loves Guinness! Could you ask for anything more?
gogo-girl    profile - diary
comments:  Whooo Hooo!! She's the cat's pajamas! And she's got a Vespa, and makes really good hor d'ouvres!! HA!
sinevil    profile - diary
comments:  He gets even more death threats than me! So "whacked"!
ichigochan    profile - diary
comments:  The strawberry girl!
shibuya    profile - diary
comments:  She's super!
eight-9-3    profile - diary
comments:  RAGE against the Nescafé machine! He SLAYS me! No, really! If you don't read this, you are a FOOL!
gash    profile - diary
comments:  I just love that he describes someone as an "annoying twatty tosser"!! Sheer genius!
narcisiss    profile - diary
comments:  Danielle the Pimp!
jujitsulady    profile - diary
comments:  Smut-peddaling good fun! She shares my Gomez fetish!
ezma    profile - diary
comments:  She's as disgruntled as I am! Unbelievable!
unclebob    profile - diary
comments:  Funny stuff...never fails to amuse...fascinating double life as Brad Pitt
laika13    profile - diary
comments:  Depressing as hell
upsetvagina    profile - diary
comments:  Yes...Good, smutty stuff!
mpemin    profile - diary
comments:  Ahhhh...Carrotz, Carrotz, Carrotz...You MUST acquire a sock puppet!
notnatural    profile - diary
comments:  And they say it's not natural...Locked for your protection!
emptycage    profile - diary
comments:  Too many black panties for her own good? I don't think so!
rilting    profile - diary
comments:  He LOVES sushi!
regrets    profile - diary
comments:  We've all had a few...
uber-bear    profile - diary
comments:  Rory...he's funny
vorago    profile - diary
comments:  Hmmm....I just don't know...I like him...
modernboy978    profile - diary
comments:  Ummm....Quick! I need a tissue!!!

My favorite music:

The Pogues
comments:  Shane McGowan has the most intriguing teeth!
Cheap Trick
comments:  Ha! Too good to ignore
Bowie
comments:  In all forms and guises
Roxy Music
comments:  Sooooo buttery! Maybe you know what I mean--maybe you don't...Brian Eno, Tom Jones, Pizacato 5, Julee Cruse, Steel Pole Bathtub, Black Sabbath, Sugar Pie DeSanto, Kiri te Kanawa, The Art Bears, Legendary German Shepherds, Tragic Mulatto, Halo of Flie
Stiff Little Fingers
comments:  Always makes me want to kick a hole in the wall....Dead Boys, New York Dolls, Chrome, Lydia Lunch, William Shatner, Crispin Glover, Wild Man Larry Fisher, T-Rex, Renaldo and the Loaf, The Residents, Shonen Knife, The Gories, Cocteau Twins, Three Day Stubb

My favorite movies:

Fight Club
comments:  I get a little too hyper after watching this film. So much like my dreams!
Leon, the Professional
comments:  Had to get the European version on DVD
Blue Velvet
comments:  But of course--just like my life! David Lynch is so funny, has anyone noticed how many obscure references to Abraham Lincoln are in this movie? Weird.
The Killers
comments:  A classic--especially hilarious is the blind singer, and the scene where the guy actually gets his arm shot off
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
comments:  Need I say more?

My favorite authors:

Voltaire
comments:  Letters to Madame de Pompadour--unbelievable
Yukio Mishima
comments:  Anything he wrote/did was just too entertaining--check into his wacky suicide!
Flannery O'Connor
comments:  Beautiful...I love anything where someone actually blinds THEMSELVES!
Ed McMahon
comments:  "Barside Companion" amazing things to do with martini olives and cocktail napkins--lot's of drunk driving stories!
Anton Chekov
comments:  The world of Chekov is screwy, indeed...

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last updated: 2003-10-22 11:17:28
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user since: 2001-10-24

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