So you know the cast of characters:Fat Girl - that's me
DC - my husband
The Boy - my boyfriend
The Queen - my mother
Weaz and Carrie - one of my fave cousins and his wife (so she's my cousin, too)
LadyA - Weaz's sister and also a fave cousin
Tattoo - my brother
16Candles, LadyJ, the Divine Miss M, etc. - all wonderfully fabulous people who are my friends
The Devil's Concubine - my former immediate supervisor, AKA Bride of Satan, Satan's Handmaiden
Girlfriend, BethJane, Gail, Eve, Shell, LuLu, Pollyanna - all the people I worked with who kept me as sane as they could for as long as they could
The Dysfunctionals - my father and stepmother
The Strawberry - my former hot girl crush
TinyE, TubboCat, and the White Booger - our cats, who definitely enrich our lives and piss us off at the same time
