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Such bugs and goblins in my life!

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futilehorn profile - diary
comments: "I wrote a bass line once. where do you think my herpes came from?"
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chiv profile - diary
comments: One day I'll abduct chiv, he knows its coming, he's packed his bags. "there isn't enough vodka in this vodka" genius.
slowriot profile - diary
comments: Long gone.
jim-hawking profile - diary
beatpoetgrrl profile - diary
pure-milk profile - diary
comments: Milky is a small girl with big geriatric intentions.
gelert profile - diary
comments: hush hush whats the rush? englishmen do too.... well little really.
starlight99 profile - diary
mootet profile - diary
comments: he said he'd hump summer 2002 and autumn 2002. But he likes hookers more than I am willing to admit.
overlyemo profile - diary
comments: She's like me, if I were 16 again. She and I will be indie whores together someday, and someday we will rule the world, I promise.

My favorite music:

Neutral Mlik Hotel
comments: Your father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies while you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park.
Blonde Redhead
comments: Is Anyone there? What could you tell me? Afraid of what Would you ever know? Everyone else is really boring, Anyone else won't be good enough
Goldfrapp
comments: Are you human, or a dud? Are you human, or did ya make it up?
Of Montreal
comments: But when he tried to speak the Prince of Plum fell through the roof of his mouth and handed David an envelope. Inside was a letter that read, 'sir, you were given this envelope by mistake please disregard it'
Magnetic Fields
comments: You know you enthrall me and yet you don't call me, it's making me blue... Pantone 292...

My favorite movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums
comments: I want to make this family love me. How much money you got?
High Fidelity
comments: Let 'em riot.
Rushmore
comments: I just got hit by a car and I'm feeling a little confused.
Fargo
comments: OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.
Gosford Park
comments: Do stop snivelling - anyone would think you were Italian.

My favorite authors:

Nancy Willard
comments: How can I cook for you? How can I bake when the oven keeps turning itself to a rake, and a beehive in boots and a pear-headed priest call the monkies to order and the lizards to feast?
Thomas Pynchon
comments: Paranoids are not paranoids because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.
C.S. Lewis
comments: "When you invite a middle-aged moralist to address you, I suppose I must conclude...that you have a taste for middle-aged moralizing."
Albert Camus
comments: There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
St. Jerome
comments: "No woman could afford me pleasure except one whom I've never seen at a dinner table." The man is a misogynistic genius... if only my professors would agree with the misogynistic part..

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