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Nude Twister in the Alpha Beta Parking Lot

On a particular day in a particular month in a particular year, a particular monkey at a particular typewriter got sick of trying to bash out "Hamlet" and started screeching and flinging its faeces at innocent bystanders instead.

This is its story.

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last updated: 2004-10-14 00:08:05
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