The Black Private Dick That's a Sex Machine to All the Chicks

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My favorite diaries:

angelbaby35 profile - diary
comments: Sylvia. My only friend at UF.
leonmcphelps profile - diary
comments: Everyone loves Leon
savecraig profile - diary
comments: Craig is cooler than the other side of the pillow
filibuster-y profile - diary
comments: Who is this? I don't know. Because she's such a good Russian spy. she isn't. We are NOT Russian spies, thank you very much.
englishbabe profile - diary
comments: A neat-o little bird
captvfirefly profile - diary
comments: I want to be her when I grow up
fargahar profile - diary
comments: Alright, anyone that's a fan of Fleetwood Mac, Margaret Cho(and other stand up comedians), John Mayer, Friends, and The Simpsons is someone that you know I fall in love with. Plus:her husband? Hot stuff.
theturtle profile - diary
comments: I'll tell ya, it's pretty friggin interesting to get inside the personal thoughts of a grown man
dangerspouse profile - diary
comments: I only wish I could be his NewWifey(tm)...that was lame.
porktornado profile - diary
comments: Bless the boy for being so friggin funny
klutzygirl profile - diary
comments: I like this kid. She is muy cool. Bonus points for being an 80's fan
genghis-jon profile - diary
comments: The original D-Land rebel. I loves him.
mixtape- profile - diary
comments: Alright, so I put off adding him to this list for the longest time because I was jealous that his diary was so much better than mine in every way. But I really do love all that he has to say. And now he's my Mest buddy.
diaryquotes profile - diary
comments: Why the hell can't I be quoted? Oh right, I'm not funny
imlaughinatu profile - diary
comments: My cousin big kid. AKA Kiki. Yes, my little cousin Meghan has become another unfortunate victim of Diaryland.
brynnieworld profile - diary
comments: Woof, baby. Woof. What's quite pathetic is that this isn't the first time I've fallen in love with a dog's writing
wicked-sezzy profile - diary
comments: While she is my rival for Craig and Matt Damon, she is someone named Sarah that has lots of sex. Just like me! ...Alright...I don't have sex. The diary would be much cooler if I did. Especially if the sex was with Craig and Matt Damon
sundry profile - diary
comments: "You know the kind of writing that resonates with you, that is luminous and moving and so...REAL, somehow? My diary is basically nothing like that." That's right. It's better.
fellbehind profile - diary
comments: Wish he was my boyfriend
heidiann profile - diary
comments: "Bringing you your (semi)daily dose of scary unicorns, velvet art, sex toys, occasional lesbianism, ice cream cake, underage lust, tequila shots, TheSex, celebrity gossip, pudding cups, and random insanity" JUST LIKE ME! Amazing shit
discothekid profile - diary
comments: " I am still getting over that she is a real live woman and not just one of those foreign mail order brides my friends always thought I would end up with." With a line that romantic, how could you not fall in love?
dramaqueen74 profile - diary
comments: Yeah, I got access to a locked diary because I am just that cool.
girls-suck profile - diary
comments: teehee
leebozeebo profile - diary
comments: "your happy homestead is going to turn into Indy-Anal Jones and the Temple of Poon" Come on. No. COME ON. That's husband matierial right there folks. I have a total crush on him.
piehole profile - diary
comments: She'll kick your ass with her Dyke Fu!
missblackie profile - diary
comments: I found this girl after she joined my Jack Bristow ring and all I could think was "are you fucking kidding me with how kickass she is?"
devian profile - diary
comments: You can add this boy to my "gay men I've fallen in love with" collection
golfwidow profile - diary
comments: Just one more member of the elite DQ crew I've fallen for. Plus, she gives vitual flowers to people who add her. I need flowers. Even if they aren't real. Plus, the layout. Come on.
idiot-milk profile - diary
comments: Because I'm going to steal Lee from her.
sturge profile - diary
comments: Crappy entries galore!
stumblebee profile - diary
comments: "57. I started this list on Monday. 58. It is now Friday." Hehehehe, awesome girl. Plus, she quotes "Dy'er Make'r" (don't know if the apostrophes are in the right places) in her profile. Best. Song. EVER.
creepatron profile - diary
comments: Funny. Even if she is a dirty Republican.
wilberteets profile - diary
comments: Heh heh, "teets"
im2evil4u profile - diary
comments: Yeah, she's way funny. But, for real, she made me aware of the Pizza Party Day U.S.A., which is, naturally, the greatest idea EVER.
conpalabras profile - diary
comments: Baby, I'm jumpin on this comic genius's bandwagon early
chubbychic profile - diary
comments: Hooray! She's back to complete my DQ collection. She likes Twinkies like I like pizza.
jesbohn profile - diary
comments: Awesome. Just fucking awesome. Although it is a shame that since jesbohn is an atheist, she will ROT IN HELL. I'm joking, I'm joking.
w1drwmn profile - diary
comments: She is a great writer and all, but everytime I read her stuff I get the theme from Wonder Woman stuck in my head. "Wonder Womannn..."
realjesus profile - diary
comments: Because he loves me. (The Bible tells me so.)
dubyah profile - diary
comments: OH, so this is what George has been doing instead of running our country. Well, we all know how addictive Diaryland is. I forgive him.
pancakeland profile - diary
comments: Oh how I wish I lived in pancake land. I so wish I had come up with the idea. Such good taste in men.
wakko101 profile - diary
comments: How could I not add someone who has Wakko Warner on her layout? Luckly, she's a good writer too.
technibeetle profile - diary
comments: She gets the Sarah seal of approval
demi-orphan profile - diary
comments: God bless anyone that puts up a picture of John Mayer's apparantly humongous penis
spritopias profile - diary
comments: He called me a genius. Swooning over him ensued.
foxgallagher profile - diary
comments: I am the bearded cow-like sea beast
pashiesplace profile - diary
comments: Such a good writer. So REAL.
indigo-love profile - diary
comments: The way she feels about the Indigo Girls is the way I feel about Fleetwood Mac. Only I am not cool enough to follow them around the country.
unclebob profile - diary
comments: I swore I would never add him. "EVERYONE has Uncle Bob as a buddy" I said. "Be different!" I said. But damnit all if he isn't the best thing humorous writing has ever seen.
cdghost profile - diary
comments: If you don't read this diary, the terrorists win.
liquid-mojo profile - diary
comments: Oh, he's the man. I find it very hard to believe the lady types aren't groveling at his feet. :)
thedonkey profile - diary
comments: Awesome stuff. I love it. How did I not find this earlier?
smokeshack profile - diary
comments: My little starrlet has returned
afiandthrice profile - diary
comments: "Me: No. END SCENE." Hee!
chickpea981 profile - diary
comments: One sexy beast
irishblueyes profile - diary
comments: This lass can write
debbie-delux profile - diary
comments: I'm not even in the top ten cunty bitches, but I'll read anyway.
heres-to-me profile - diary

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last updated: 2005-11-18 11:52:58
this user's total entries: 679
user since: 2003-08-22

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