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"My God Susan! I've just been criticized by a talking penis!"

"Fool! You will be judged harshly for your incompetence!"

"I'll give you the business. The business of kicking your ass. And lemme tell you, business is booming. I'm open for business."

My favorite diaries:

sinking-deep    profile - diary
comments:  "darkness on the inside, sunshine on the out. but you cant see the rain, baby, cos i've going my mask on today"
chocolatelvr    profile - diary
comments:  "whats up on the sara channel?"
electricrush    profile - diary
comments:  "you can do anything with the word association game... think about it"
duke-of-juke    profile - diary
comments:  "haha! that was funny.... but so wrong" yes, i KNOW it was the same quote she used for me but well... fuck you.
ocelotgeek    profile - diary
comments:  "you arent listening to me again, are you?" "yeah i am.... what?"
savecraig    profile - diary
comments:  "After I ate a chicken caeser salad for lunch I remembered that I don't like chicken caeser salads. oops"
sponge22bob    profile - diary
comments:  "you are not wrong who deem, that my days have been a dream"
jynxed    profile - diary
comments:  "All kidding aside, my lips were nice and puffy Saturday night. I looked like Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger's bastard love child, I shit you not."
chubbychic    profile - diary
comments:  "Well, the votes are in, the tribal council has spoken: 15 lbs have been voted off my ass! YAY!!!!!" i would put more quotes but this diary is too damn funny to stick all of them in here..
kerrang-girl    profile - diary
comments:  "Right, I'm going to be happy now. I am happy now thinking of Ste. Yay, happiness."
jettemarie    profile - diary
comments:  "I'm taking the power back. I am becoming who I want to be. And fuck them all."
wanting-kind    profile - diary
comments:  "I never believed in Love before but now, my god, do I believe. It hurts like hell but at the same time it's made me feel so alive." Beautiful girl. <3 Lora
malinkaa    profile - diary
comments:  (on kicking a guy in the balls) "If he looks up at you and smiles with tears in his eyes and forgives you, then you know he’s the one. Or maybe you just didn’t kick him hard enough."
shebreathes    profile - diary
comments:  "i love words. i could live forever inside words. but i know i'd miss things like touch. i know i'd miss the beautiful imperfections of reality."
sarah122185    profile - diary
comments:  "Okay… I forgot what I was gonna write about… Well, I think I'll rant about vanilla wafers for a minute."
minderella    profile - diary
comments:  "i've never had anyone touch my eyeball before, honestly. there's something oddly erotic about it."
evilsnotbad    profile - diary
comments:  "Our computer is NOT working…. And the stupid g won’t give us a new one even though it’s the third attempt at fixing it…. They say that they can keep repairing it though…. It’s the same exact fricking problem…. MORONS!"
quoted    profile - diary
comments:  Quotes, obviously
twelvebeer    profile - diary
comments:  Quotes, maybe not so obviously this time
giggle-junky    profile - diary
comments:  "Hello. I'm in a very sunny mood today (sunny? what the hell? did I really just type that?)"
realjesus    profile - diary
comments:  "WHOA NELLY BABY GOTTA BIG HEAD!!" hilarious. i <3 jesus
stoner-girl    profile - diary
comments:  "I don't like Rabbits. Especially albino ones with red eyes that poop all over the godamn place and decide to piss in my room."
discothekid    profile - diary
comments:  "If you have ever seen one of those fantastic urban films where drug dealers kill each other, children are drinking malt liquor, and the soundtrack was absolutely sexy; chances are the film was set in a Project Housing Facility."
ladeeleroy    profile - diary
comments:  "DON'T EAT KNIVES. THEY ARE NOT A FRUIT NOR A VEGETABLE."
foldingchair    profile - diary
comments:  sara's new diary
letter666    profile - diary
comments:  Anjacat's fab poetry.

My favorite music:

dave matthews band
comments:  "sweet like candy to my soul, sweet you rock and sweet you roll. lost for you, i'm so lost for you..."
blink 182
comments:  "i never thought, i'd die alone, i laughed the loudest who'd have known?"
the cure
comments:  "so we meet again, and i offer my hand, all dry and english slow. and you look at me, and i understand, yeah it's a look i used to know...."
goo goo dolls
comments:  "i want to get free, talk to me, i can feel you fallin. wanted to be all you need, but somehow here is gone."
others
comments:  ella fitzgerald, offspring, everclear, daas, bob dylan, pink floyd, led zeppelin, the who, denis leary, adam sandler, blues brothers, maroon 5, the darkness, weezer, greenday, nirvana, all 80's music and all classic rock

My favorite movies:

moulin rouge
comments:  10 things i hate about you; south park: bigger, longer, and uncut; south park DVDs *hehe*; dogma; nightmare before christmas; BASEketballs
dead poets society
comments:  waynes world; austin powers; blues brothers; down with love; monty python and the holy grail; good will hunting
the goonies
comments:  velvet goldmine; big fish; romy and michelle's high school reunion; ghostbusters; high fidelity; school of rock
lord of the rings trilogy
comments:  spirited away; kiki's delivery service; totoro; harry potter movies; office space
monty python's the meaning of life
comments:  pretty in pink; breakfast club; sixteen candles; perfect score; matilda

My favorite authors:

J. R. R. Tolkien
comments:  lord of the rings, babay... and.... the hobbit!!!!
Louise Rennison
comments:  the georgia series!!!
edgar allan poe
comments:  "and i turned away to thee, proud evening star, in thy glory afar, and dearer thy beam shall be"
Jhonen Vasquez
comments:  INVADER ZIM!! Total genius.
Shakespeare
comments:  "Mine eye and heart are at a mortal war How to divide the conquest of thy sight; Mine eye my heart thy picture's sight would bar, My heart mine eye the freedom of that right."

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