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"her hair, as straight and red as ironed ketchup, rode gravity's one-way ticket all the way to her waist; her blue eyes were as soft and moist as huevos rancheros...and beneath her NO-NUKES-IS-GOOD-NUKES T-shirt, her astonishingly round breasts jiggled ever so slightly, like balls balanced on the noses of Valium-eating seals."

My favorite diaries:

her0ine    profile - diary
comments:  stefanie.
rhymetime    profile - diary
comments:  i once said that i'd travel to canada for the sole purpose of introducing my self to this woman. and then touching her butt. just to make her smile.
crapstein    profile - diary
comments:  she makes me giggle inside. the kind of giggle that stays with you all day while you fight to suppress it so as not to embarrass yourself in front of everyone. but you know it's gonna happen. you're gonna snort. that kind of giggle.
fallencupid    profile - diary
comments:  good stuff.
clark-kent    profile - diary
comments:  true life. sometimes.
pygmilocks    profile - diary
comments:  her language is a code i've yet to decipher, but i still like her. she's pierced.
electricblak    profile - diary
comments:  i like her and her diaryring.
sleepygirl    profile - diary
comments:  her mind is a lovely thing.
backagain    profile - diary
comments:  hmmm....much thought with her. she touches parts of you with words that no one else can.
m-shell-m    profile - diary
comments:  talks fast, writes faster.
Winkinkitty    profile - diary
comments:  elizabeth.
scorpio79    profile - diary
comments:  amy. is a scorpio. i'm an aquarius. technically we're supposed to be mortal enemies. but she uses my lighter too much to not like me.
munkydoo    profile - diary
comments:  joanna.
monkeydoo    profile - diary
comments:  former clark-kent. before he moved.

My favorite music:

beck
comments:  stp, pearl jam, system of a down, red hot chili peppers, pink floyd, alice in chains, loudon wainwright
nina simone
comments:  louis armstrong, billie holiday, eartha kitt, frank sinatra
pj harvey
comments:  hole, tracie bonham, nirvana, led zeppelin, placebo, portishead, soul coughing
social distortion
comments:  goldfinger, sex pistols, ramones, the vandals, pennywise
the deftones
comments:  outkast, dmx, rehab, radiohead, the beatles, the doors

My favorite movies:

dead man
comments:  freaking amazing.
fight club
comments:  edward norton should own a country. i would live there.
slc punk!
comments:  hehe, i watch this and laugh cause my friends have all done these silly things. look ma, i'm on tv!
gross point blank
comments:  thanks for the pen
monty python's: meaning of life
comments:  REAR: We are dressed as a tiger because he had an auntie who did it in eighteen-thirty-nine, and this is the fiftieth anniversary. FRONT: No. we're doing it for a bet. REAR: God told us to do it. FRONT: To tell the truth, we are completely mad.

My favorite authors:

kurt vonnegut
comments:  oh, joy, how i love this man. my true anti-hero.
william s. burroughs
comments:  2nd only to vonnegut, he speaks truth, untainted and horrifying
david sedaris
comments:  never have i read an autobiography and mistaken it for something i wrote. that's me he's talking about!
douglas adams
comments:  if you haven't read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, your life is not complete.
tom robbins
comments:  camel cigarettes and redheads infatuated with ralph nadar. what more could you want? there are two camels hidden behind the pyramid...

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last updated: 2006-02-13 14:53:34
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