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My rhymes are fresher than Listerine.

I dunno... if I go to hell and don't see a red dude with horns and cloven feet, I'm gonna be pretty damn disappointed... that would mean that all this fiery hell business has been built up for nothing.

I think I'm the only one on the planet who cried at the end of Con Air.

Nick Cage is the new Patrick Swayze... minus the erotic dance moves and the pompador haircut.

My favorite diaries:

perfectlyok    profile - diary
comments:  aww... saybra.... its like dashboard confessional in a diary... sopping with dramatic emotion.
asofnow    profile - diary
comments:  has fabulous taste in music and a horrible taste for human flesh.
massdebater    profile - diary
comments:  this moke aint no joke.
hifi-riot    profile - diary
comments:  nigga, please...
a-4x4-chick    profile - diary
comments:  the biggest stinkin linkin park and benji fan ever... amazingly I let that one slide by.
evocative    profile - diary
comments:  formerly soccermom... now she is soccermom's nemesis.
capt-jim    profile - diary
comments:  Another Captain's Log??!! Can it be??? Yes, well this guy's got wit and my endorsement. Hilarious.
poettheninja    profile - diary
comments:  "new years resolutions are for uncreative shitbags." yea, I'll link my own log... and you'll like it.
hydrogrrl    profile - diary
comments:  holy hambone... this chick claims to smoke the dope.. and you know what? I'd believe it too...

My favorite music:

Bob Dylan
comments:  "Mona Lisa must've had the highway blues, you can tell by the way she smiles."
Paul Simon
comments:  "When I think back to all the crap I learned in highschool... My lack of education hasn't hurt me none"
Rush
comments:  I'd name a lawnmower 'red barchetta'
Led Zepplin
comments:  "Its just a spring clean for the May Queen."
The Doors
comments:  "I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer.."

My favorite movies:

This is Spinal Tap
comments:  "Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful." Christopher Guest movies rock my world(waiting for guffman, best in show etc.).
Scarface
comments:  Who the fuck you calling a spick, mang? You white piece of bread. Get outta the way of the telivision.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
comments:  "this is bat country." (hunter s thompson is my god.)
Kids
comments:  In my humble opinion, one of the best films ever made.
Boondock Saints
comments:  "We're sorta like 7-Eleven.. we're not always doin business, but we're allllllways open." (the word "fuck" was used 217 times in this movie... no shit, I counted.)

My favorite authors:

Jack Kerouac
comments:  "Sociability is just a big smile, and a big smile is nothing but teeth." -- The Dharma Bums
Eric Schlosser
comments:  Reefer Madness and Fast Food Nation are great exposes.
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
comments:  This crazy little fucker wigs me out. Jack London is alive and well, but he's as nutty as a pet coon.
Hunter S. Thompson
comments:  You swine... Thompson is a brilliant wit-maticion.
Tolkien
comments:  "Things go ill, my friends." -- Aragorn

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last updated: 2007-02-26 15:26:43
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