Nobody's Angel

My momma always said "Tear in a bucket. Mother fuck it." Actually that was Lady Chablis. My momma was not Lady Chablis. My momma was actually more inclined to say "Turn that frown upside down", but I like to pretend she was cooler than that.

Lady Chablis is one of my favorite celebrities and now lives down the street from one of my best friends in Columbia, SC. My momma is my favorite momma and now lives in an urn of the same color as the name of the street.

I knew what "hiding candy" meant before I knew who Lady Chablis was, because my momma allowed me to spend time with drag queens. My momma used to hide candy from me so I wouldn't eat it all.

You see their similarities. This is my story.

My favorite diaries:

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comments: Where Sonya flirts with disaster, but disaster just wants to be friends. - The third DorkyFatGrrrl in our trio of RAWWWWWWWWK
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comments: Sometimes being radical and thinking for yourself involves stepping out of the current mainstream of what's considered radical.
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comments: E-voice is one-half of one of my favoritest couples ever. They get bonus points cos they're liberal and gay and make me bobbleheads.
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comments: one thing I've learned about American hysteria is, it doesn't translate into long-lasting efforts. We act all interested and committed for about a week, and then we forget, because we're too busy watching Survivor and buying new SUVs.
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comments: He was always doing that in all of those stories, like you love me right, but how much do you REALLY love me? God seems way passive aggressive and emotionally clingy.
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comments: I made her scream like my bitch.
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comments: Everyone else thinks that Extreme's More Than Words is a sappy and desperate plea for a blow job, right?
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comments: Aliza is my best friend, a stripper, and 1st grade teacher's assistant. We are horribly bad and oh-so-good in many of the same ways.
no-way-jose profile - diary
comments: Jose goes down on me if I smile pretty.
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comments: Mark and Josh - my favorite gay boys - Mark is a reporter and Josh is a drag queen.
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comments: Indian Summer is like maple flavored hope in a Mason jar.
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comments: The alter-ego of one-half of my favoritest liberal gay couple ever.
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comments: Someday we're going to co-author a book, a collective of our lives made into one badass feminist superheroine.
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comments: [New Jersey has] elaborate extra roads for that purpose; the locals call them “jug handles.” I thought I had landed on some strange conservative planet where, “GO RIGHT” is the only option.
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comments: How I miss Sara & her friends. She once wrote about Mexico representing to her the perfect mixture of hope & despair. The places I love feel like this but I could never put it into words until she did it for me.
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comments: Anyway, back to the REAL topic. TELEVISION. If you think you are too smart for television, and think this is frivolous, you are dead to me.
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comments: Pieces of Aaliyah is my new favorite song.
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My favorite music:

Ani Difranco
comments: Yay for bandwagons.
Rage Against the Machine
comments: My angry side smiles.
Nina Simone
comments: I know her soul.
Aimee Mann
comments: Her voice echoes inside of me.
Violent Femmes
comments: Goddammit, there's no room for Al Green. Al baby, you are so not #6.

My favorite movies:

Serendipity
comments: Yet even in certain defeat, the courageous Trager secretly clung to the belief that life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather it's a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan.
Amelie
comments: You mean she would rather imagine herself relating to an absent person than build relationships with those around her?
Crazy/Beautiful
comments: You can be anywhere when your life begins. When the future opens up in front of you. And you may not even realize it at first, but it's already happening.
Y Tu Mama Tambien
comments: Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.
Like Water for Chocolate
comments: each of us is born with a box of matches inside us but we can’t strike them all by ourselves; just as in the experiment, we need oxygen and a candle to help.

My favorite authors:

Langston Hughes
comments: Life for me ain't been no crystal stair.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
comments: This is not to detract from the quality of his work but I notice that he is completely obsessed with pee.
Jerry Spinelli
comments: Children's books do wonders for me.
Chaim Potok
comments: Jews rule.
Alix Olson
comments: and then you take my breath I say "hey, I need that to get back to the top" "but we’re beautiful down here", you say "you know, girl the world won't stop."

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