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Nobody's Angel

My momma always said "Tear in a bucket. Mother fuck it." Actually that was Lady Chablis. My momma was not Lady Chablis. My momma was actually more inclined to say "Turn that frown upside down", but I like to pretend she was cooler than that.

Lady Chablis is one of my favorite celebrities and now lives down the street from one of my best friends in Columbia, SC. My momma is my favorite momma and now lives in an urn of the same color as the name of the street.

I knew what "hiding candy" meant before I knew who Lady Chablis was, because my momma allowed me to spend time with drag queens. My momma used to hide candy from me so I wouldn't eat it all.

You see their similarities. This is my story.

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Aimee Mann
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comments:  You mean she would rather imagine herself relating to an absent person than build relationships with those around her?
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Jerry Spinelli
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Chaim Potok
comments:  Jews rule.
Alix Olson
comments:  and then you take my breath I say "hey, I need that to get back to the top" "but we’re beautiful down here", you say "you know, girl the world won't stop."

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last updated: 2006-05-07 23:40:49
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