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1. I'm over 30 (I seem to be a diaryland minority, but I could be wrong).

2. I hate my job.

3. I had weight-loss surgery (WLS) in Oct 2003. Carnie Wilson-style (except, not laprascopically)

4. I'm not a team player.



My favorite diaries:

amile    profile - diary
comments:  a wls diary (why didn't i start mine back when I just had surgery?!)
reviewgump    profile - diary
comments:  dude makes me laugh, what can i say?
gumphood    profile - diary
comments:  see above
meccii    profile - diary
comments:  funny!
tyd    profile - diary
comments:  the title of the page is enough to make me add her to favorites
purplecigar    profile - diary
comments:  seems to reside in my brain
atwowaydream    profile - diary
comments:  very good writing. only two posts so far and i'm interested to see what she writes next
michelol    profile - diary
comments:  "It smelled like Mrs. Dash's asshole in there."
idiot-milk    profile - diary
comments:  "I think there's nothing that would please a person more than discovering a teeny little pubic hair sculpture in their loved one's pants." (except my husband's afraid of topiary...The Shining.)
papotheclown    profile - diary
comments:  insightful, poetic, funny, bored (who isn't), not boring.
porktornado    profile - diary
comments:  my first choice for username was already taken by him >:(
kristintracy    profile - diary
comments:  recommended by porktornado, and yes, very funnay
epeter2025    profile - diary
comments:  also recommended by porktornado, who i'm starting to think has good taste in diaries.
twomothers    profile - diary
comments:  this is kristintracy and epeter2025 together, which should come with a warning label. "don't drink anything you don't want coming out your nose", namely.
dangerspouse    profile - diary
comments:  If you've got expensive steaks to grill, he's the man for the job.
hissandtell    profile - diary
comments:  The quote I picked out was too long, so i'll just put "soggy steamed toast triangles".
boogityx2    profile - diary
comments:  hahaHAHAHAha. hoo.
hairburner    profile - diary
comments:  The life and times of a Hollywood hairdresser with a Really Expensive apartment
gnomad    profile - diary
comments:  Anyone who says, "JESUS H CHRIST IN A LITTLE PURPLE ROWBOAT" automatically gets put on my favs list.
fuzzmom    profile - diary
comments:  warning: holds a black-belt in ranting
coldandgray    profile - diary
silentwind1    profile - diary
whitehelmet    profile - diary
comments:  Thanks for the photoshop visual aid showing missing fingers.
divamel    profile - diary
comments:  she writes like i think!
dullstar    profile - diary
comments:  calvin & hobbes banners will make me click and respect.
truefluke    profile - diary
comments:  Man. He needs to find another job. ;)
azimel    profile - diary
comments:  can't go wrong with burny doom.
weymouth66    profile - diary
comments:  we thirty-somethings and our music do indeed rule.
pinklyn    profile - diary
comments:  Someone read my dream and recognized Thriftway. I KNEW I had these dreams for a reason.
yeahimadork    profile - diary
comments:  she likes the name of my diary. *beam*
trousersnake    profile - diary
comments:  he has a cat. she's tight.
saru-san    profile - diary

My favorite music:

They Might Be Giants
comments:  well, duh. I only worship them. Right now I'm trying to come up with a clever TMBG tattoo design.
The Pursuit of Happiness
comments:  Canadian band. Not that that explains anything, but another band with a good sense of humor.
Corky & the Juice Pigs
comments:  Not around anymore, sadly, but I have to love a band that writes about being the only gay eskimo.
Pink Floyd
comments:  Didn't discover this until after I met my husband. I don't think I need to explain why I like them, other than...there's more to their history than you'd think.
Mono Puff
comments:  couldn't think of a 5th band worthy of this list, so i'm being recursive and listing a TMBG project band.

My favorite movies:

Time Bandits
comments:  Movies have to be around a while before I'll call them "favorites". Time Bandits is still awesome.
Office Space
comments:  This movie illustrates my life so accurately, I actually find it sad sometimes.
A Clockwork Orange
comments:  Somehow I always manage to forget about the parts that make me want to curl up in the fetal position and suck my thumb.
The Fifth Element
comments:  "Multipass." My husband is in love with Leeloo, and if I were a lesbian, I would be too. As a hetero gal, I can only bring myself to envy her.
The Ref
comments:  Well, now I'm out of room. The Ref, Ferris Bueller, Hunt for Red October, Blues Brothers, Zoolander, A Beautiful Life, Better Off Dead

My favorite authors:

Lori Foster
comments:  I really don't read as much as I should. I mean, I read stuff on the internet everyday. But books? Meh. Lori is my best friend's sister, and she writes for Harlequin (blaze series)
Douglas Adams
comments:  Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Dr Seuss
comments:  what? he was a genius and i cried when he passed away.

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last updated: 2007-02-19 02:07:33
this user's total entries: 189
user since: 2004-05-06

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