Fancy profile

The basics:

1. I'm over 30 (I seem to be a diaryland minority, but I could be wrong).

2. I hate my job.

3. I had weight-loss surgery (WLS) in Oct 2003. Carnie Wilson-style (except, not laprascopically)

4. I'm not a team player.

My favorite diaries:

My favorite music:

They Might Be Giants
comments: well, duh. I only worship them. Right now I'm trying to come up with a clever TMBG tattoo design.
The Pursuit of Happiness
comments: Canadian band. Not that that explains anything, but another band with a good sense of humor.
Corky & the Juice Pigs
comments: Not around anymore, sadly, but I have to love a band that writes about being the only gay eskimo.
Pink Floyd
comments: Didn't discover this until after I met my husband. I don't think I need to explain why I like them, other than...there's more to their history than you'd think.
Mono Puff
comments: couldn't think of a 5th band worthy of this list, so i'm being recursive and listing a TMBG project band.

My favorite movies:

Time Bandits
comments: Movies have to be around a while before I'll call them "favorites". Time Bandits is still awesome.
Office Space
comments: This movie illustrates my life so accurately, I actually find it sad sometimes.
A Clockwork Orange
comments: Somehow I always manage to forget about the parts that make me want to curl up in the fetal position and suck my thumb.
The Fifth Element
comments: "Multipass." My husband is in love with Leeloo, and if I were a lesbian, I would be too. As a hetero gal, I can only bring myself to envy her.
The Ref
comments: Well, now I'm out of room. The Ref, Ferris Bueller, Hunt for Red October, Blues Brothers, Zoolander, A Beautiful Life, Better Off Dead

My favorite authors:

Lori Foster
comments: I really don't read as much as I should. I mean, I read stuff on the internet everyday. But books? Meh. Lori is my best friend's sister, and she writes for Harlequin (blaze series)
Douglas Adams
comments: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Dr Seuss
comments: what? he was a genius and i cried when he passed away.

leave a note for sarkasmo
diaryrings which sarkasmo belongs to
diaries which list sarkasmo as a favorite diary
last updated: 2007-02-19 02:07:33
this user's total entries: 189
user since: 2004-05-06

AOL IM name:
ICQ number:
Yahoo Messenger name:
MSN Messenger name:

Other diaries starting with the letter:
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

Back to Diaryland

Recently updated
update: Still fixing stuff as fast as I can!. As you may have noticed, Diaryland is being renovated, which is still in progress. Bugs are all being fixed. The new design should work on phones much better than the old one, and pages in the members area are being converted to the new look one by one, so they can be tested. Please email with any new problems, but things that are already bugs should be fixed soon!
Users online