 My favorite diaries:
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luvabeans profile - diary |
| comments: I love her, I do! Not just because she's smart, sexy, gorgeous, but really, because she's exceedingly funny. “The box is fully operational, but I lack the tools necessary to fully take advantage of it. Exactly like my sex life!” |
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science-girl profile - diary |
| comments: Every science-boy needs a science-girl "If they weren't so damn cute... Tiny kitty rugs. I'm tellin' ya. " |
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shewhowalks profile - diary |
| comments: Wow! The power and delicacy blended together like a crystal sword. "Bleh. (Oh, you'd believe it if you could hear my tone of bleh!)" |
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elliemay23 profile - diary |
| comments: Sweet and devoted and caring. An excellent woman. "This entry will probably be so boring that if anyone reads it, they wont really understand of it cause it will sound to them like the teacher from the Snoopy cartoons. Wa wa, Wa wawa wa." |
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lanne profile - diary |
| comments: Warm and tender. Probably good on toast. "My opinion: "Tell em to rub harder, you obviously have a mouth, use it." |
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yellowrosetx profile - diary |
| comments: "DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a cappuccino with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate." You can have all you want, sweetie!. |
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hissandtell profile - diary |
| comments: "I am slowly sliding under the table sideways being as these days I'm a bit of a two-pot screamer, as they say derisively in this country to those girliest of the girly-swots who can't hold their piss." That is so hot! |
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dicentrah profile - diary |
| comments: "and yes, I do realize I've referred to nuts in my last two descriptions and no, I don't suffer from penis-envy, thankyouverymuch. Vagina's are the bomb!" Couldn't agree more! |
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trancejen profile - diary |
| comments: I have sooo been missing out! "I will not sit idly by and let my home be turned into the Cotton Candy Foof Palace. Hell, no. So long as there pink curtains in my house, that damn tiki head Kleenex box will be in the living room." |
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princesstosh profile - diary |
| comments: What a sweetie. Givin' me a tooth ache! "Isnt Febuary supposed to have only 28 days, because my calendar shows it has 29! " |
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aidawrites profile - diary |
| comments: "If I’m going to work out at the gym 4 times a week, I’m damn well going to show it off." That's my girl!!! |
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aliboomboom profile - diary |
| comments: One of the warmest hearts I've ever read. Going through a rough patch. I hope she turns out OK. |
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themarassa profile - diary |
| comments: The attraction was immediate: "I'm a science girl all the way, and the inner workings of the cell just get me all hot and bothered. Yup, this girl knows her glomeruli from her olecranon." Yeah! |
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theatre-geek profile - diary |
| comments: I don't feel so lonely anymore. And I can live vicariously. "The crotch has ripped out of my costume, but unless she notices it on her own, I am not going to say a fucking word. I don't care!" So there! NNN! |
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soverycherry profile - diary |
| comments: Good reading. Fun and witty. "I hate ice! No, I take that back. I like ice when it's in cubes and in my drink, but I loathe it when it covers the driveway and my street." |
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nixtress profile - diary |
| comments: Love her! Both statement and command. Seems we have a lot in common. "And some might understand this and others will just laugh and shake their heads.." |
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laura-diane profile - diary |
| comments: Is so Money and doesn't even know it. "I wrote it in my notebook, knowing it wouldn't be an exam question." And she's HOT!! |
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sixweasels profile - diary |
| comments: When five is just not enough. "And yes, I do know that the fact that I'm calling him an asshole magnet and WE befriended him means we're probably assholes." |
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fridayfilms profile - diary |
| comments: I love Fridays and I love films. What's not to love? "I’m a WORD WARRIOR. I slay you with my pointed prose. I avenge the foul fragment, the dangerously dangling participle. I wear chain-mail over my bikini throughout the summer." |
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dani-lou profile - diary |
| comments: She cracks me up. We share a similar sense of humor. Good stuff! " And all things considered; a vast majority of people are stupid." |
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missspunk profile - diary |
| comments: My first random e-friend. Funny and funky. "I think she's cool. And if I say it, you believe it." from Slow Dancing With Jesus |
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widower profile - diary |
| comments: Yeah. I think we could be buddies. "This talented warrior was very fortunate to have won the heart of the most beautiful girl of the tribe." Twice. Right on! |
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cornnugget profile - diary |
| comments: "Please God, tell me that Miss NASCAR and I weren't cut from the same Butterick pattern! NO!!! " |
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gerg69 profile - diary |
| comments: Cool new dude I met in LuvaBean's closet. Don't ask. "I'm left with a quandary. What do I say to the server who says "enjoy your meal" after they set it down? Should I say "You, too!" How about that?" |
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opalanne profile - diary |
| comments: Checking her out. Not in a random-drunk-guy-at-a-bar kind of check out. But, you know, reading up and checking you out. Unless you like the random-drunk-guy thing! I try to please! |
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fourbysix profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. "How sad. Except, you know, not." |
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jensanimals profile - diary |
| comments: "As I sat there, I found myself thinking that maybe the old lady finally croaked. Is that not terrible? I mean, she may be a nosey bitch, but is that any reason for me to wish the old woman dead?" No, but you'll be OK. |
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palinode profile - diary |
| comments: "There you have it.The main worry about dropping atomic bombs on Greenland lies in its potential for offense to the sensibilities of Floridans or Tennesseeans." Wouldn't want to offend.. |
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blackpanty profile - diary |
| comments: You wanna know what's inside her panties? "I'll stick with my belief that Mother Nature has a new wicked disease up her sleeve that she's going to set loose upon this Earth to kill off all the morons." I like that in a girl! |
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caela profile - diary |
| comments: Chemistry and Theatre? Yeah! "today, someone got to my diary by searching for "sun sneeze!" Yay! " |
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stephielove profile - diary |
| comments: Anyone with love in their name is OK with me! New Read. Looking for a quote. |
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thepeachtree profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. Looking for a quote. |
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sweet-cynic profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. "I bundled up extra pillows and the stuff animals he's given me and tried to make a makeshift boyfriend to sleep with. " Awww. |
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awittykitty profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. "I think the Smithsonian Institute may be interested in my brain, once I kick the bucket (and hopefully not before), because I certainly have a vivid imagination. " |
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chubbychic profile - diary |
| comments: She doesn't update often, but damn it's funny. "As a matter of fact, I never have to leave my bedroom ever again. Just lock me up and allow me to forever make love to my new Skyfi system." |
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misspinkkate profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. "Alright, it's spring break, so I've got to go upstairs and be social with all my other friends who have spurned opportunites to leave this wet, cold city. Yay, us! " |
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mugwhump profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. Looking for a quote. |
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starlight42 profile - diary |
| comments: "I think my goal would be to make some friends and have people like me. Honestly, that's even what I'm like in real life, I just want people to like me. Luckily, most people do, so I'm not too nuts." Nope. |
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warcrygirl profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. Looking for a quote. So far funny as poo. Not real poo, I just didn't want to say "shit." Not that shit is funny either. Unless someone else steps in it! |
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clcassius profile - diary |
| comments: Anyone who can use Schadenfreude in a sentence about themselves and make it sound really good, deserves to be heard. Or at least enjoyed for the ironic Schadenfreude it presents. I hope she doesn't find me too shallow. |
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r-y-r profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. Looking for a quote. I love sweetness. And spice. She's both! |
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mommaviews profile - diary |
| comments: I love getting checked out by Mommas. These Mommas in particular!!! Holy, hotness, Batman!!! |
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eggsaucted profile - diary |
| comments: New Read. Looking for a quote. OK. Forget the quote. I am not worthy to pick just one! She is just simply awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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saucy99 profile - diary |
| comments: Instant fave!! I love people who are saucy (Really I like saying 'saucy') and I loved Agent 99! Now, we're cookin'! |
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KellBelle profile - diary |
| comments: new read. |
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deardevlyn profile - diary |
| comments: "To make friends you should go about getting to know them & appear to share some of their likes & dislikes. To both of these ends the most influential & reliable zodiac would be…OK, who'm I kidding, booze & money. And Hooters Buffalo wings." |
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osirisbed profile - diary |
| comments: "It is really just a love story, completely odd for Ian McEwan. I normally love that twisted little perverse mind of his. You know how I adore a perv." Me, too. |
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stillsingle profile - diary |
| comments: Warm and caring. Like your favorite sweatshirt. |
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xat profile - diary |
| comments: new read, linked from dicentrah, so it has to be good! "I felt as if I'd been whapped in the face with a bag of wet socks. But in a very good way--if that's possible." Yeah! |
 My favorite music: |
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Girls |
| comments: Norah Jones, Melissa Etheridge, Sarah McLachlan, Toby Lightman, Indigo Girls, Pink, Madonna, Tori Amos, Beyonce, Ani DiFranco, Dido, Annie Lennox, Michelle Branch, Enya, Shakira, Christina, |
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Guys |
| comments: Dave Matthews, Billy Joel, Sting, Seal, LL Cool J, Will Smith, Eminem, Santana, Bach, Van Morrison, Elton John, John Mayer, Chopin, Duncan Sheik, Ben Folds, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Robbie Williams, Dave Navarro, |
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Groups |
| comments: Evanescence, Chemical Brothers, White Stripes, REM, Matchbox 20, Propellor Heads, U2, Train, Five for Fighting, Beatles, Jellyfish, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Spyro Gyra, Beastie Boys, Rush, Linkin Park, The Clash, Queen, Styx, The Jam, Aerosmith, Genesis, |
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More Groups |
| comments: Living Colour, |
 My favorite movies: |
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Considering Jessica, |
| comments: The Ref, Man on Fire, My Cousin Vinnie, Suicide Kings, Nobody's Fool, Osmosis Jones, Deer Hunter, Raging Bull, SE7EN, Fight Club, The Game, Panic Room, Henry V, Shrek, Future Project, Dogma, |
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Die Hard |
| comments: Tears of the sun, Ocean's Eleven, Brothers McMullen, Tombstone, Last of the Mohicans, Serendipity, ...Say Anything, The Ring, Breakfast Club, Good Will Hunting, The American President, This is Spinal Tap, A Few Good Men, LockStock&TwoSmokingBarrels |
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Pulp Fiction |
| comments: Resivoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Swingers, Tigerland, Indiana Jones Star Wars Jack Ryan trilogies, Fargo, Escape From New York, Somewhere in Time, She's the One, Braveheart, American President, Dave, Rounders, Confidence, The Hard Word, Memento, Out of Time |
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X-Men Movies |
| comments: Underworld, The Rock, Armageddon, Matrix Films, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Animal House, 28 Days Later, Caddyshack, Swordfish, Tomb Raiders, Usual Suspects, Leon The Professional, Goodfellas, |
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Midnight Run |
| comments: Meet the Parents, The Score, Ronin, American History X, Jaws, Office Space, Shawshank Redemption, To Kill A Mockingbird, Citizen Kane, Training Day, Shallow Grave, Good Will Hunting, The Bourne Identity, |
 My favorite authors: |
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Kurt Vonnegut |
| comments: Anybody that freaky, who can still function, and can divide people's opinions about the meaning of his work is OK by me. |
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Dan Brown |
| comments: Dude. Religion, history, conspiracy theories, action, adventure, girls, guns, smart people. Dude! |
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Shakespeare |
| comments: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" Sure! "From fairest creatures we desire increase, That thereby beauty's rose might never die, " |
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e.e. cummings |
| comments: "In your most frail gesture are things which enclose me...your slightest look will easily unclose me" |