Shoes for Industry, Dear Friends. These Boots are made for Kicking!


I am married to the fabulous Hubster, and we have the three cats, Cleo, Kodoze, and Wally, and the goofydog, Gypsy. No Children. We Like It That Way.

In my other life I aspire to be the most laid-back Mary Kay consultant in the universe. Run now.

My favorite diaries:

hissandtell profile - diary
comments: Darling!
twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: Where 12% of all monkeys are 12% drunk.
cocoabean profile - diary
comments: Moved from the cowtown to the BigTown, and loving life!
artgnome profile - diary
comments: The World of JuniMoon
wilberteets profile - diary
comments: "For the love of Pete, why can't these people turn around and look at the can to see if they have left yellow polka dots, a floater, or half their wirey black pelt on the seat???"
dimstar profile - diary
comments: She's finally seeing that she is beautiful.
annanotbob profile - diary
comments: "Today I have ... again, almost finished washing up."
bathtubmary profile - diary
comments: *LOCKED* "I'm not a big fan of delayed gratification."
fling-poo profile - diary
comments: Flinging Poo Since 1492!
smashthegas profile - diary
comments: You're not so think as you drunk you are.
awittykitty profile - diary
comments: Art, angst, the occasional mention of nudity -- the breakfast of Champions!
yeahimadork profile - diary
comments: Her expertise is making fun of stupid people. I bow down to you.
cosmic profile - diary
serenaville profile - diary
comments: If EVERY day is "one of those days", when can it be "one of those days" or would it be "one of those OTHER days"? My head hurts now.
pyroguysr profile - diary
comments: He blows up stuff. For a living. I'm in love.
wordwhore profile - diary
comments: A slave to page as I am a slave to the needles -- knitting, that is!
smedindy profile - diary
comments: "I always felt glockenspiels preferred to be on the quarter system."
hate-me- profile - diary
comments: AWOL, and very missed. I wish her only happiness.
erianne1 profile - diary
comments: Magick is afoot!
requiel profile - diary
roklobster profile - diary
comments: "It takes but a small thing to piss me off completely and say 'done'."
dandydandy profile - diary
comments: "I have two placentas in my freezer."
kungfukitten profile - diary
comments: "If you need me tonight I will be dressed in my ninja outfit on the roof with a sniper rifle. "
thedailywtf profile - diary
comments: "Please stop trying to save my soul. It's really annoying."
haloaskew profile - diary
comments: "C'mon. Give me a thumbs-up, bitches."
poolagirl profile - diary
comments: Ahoy, me matey! May your lines be taut and your bedmates be taught!
vina-apsara profile - diary
comments: *LOCKED*
luvabeans profile - diary
comments: "Just one night of not sleeping throws off my poop schedule for weeks."
hissandtell profile - diary
comments: Darling!
stepfordtart profile - diary
comments: dumb-ass or smart-ass, gormless or gormfull, uberbitch, megaslut, supermum? You decide...
randomrabbit profile - diary
comments: " If you can't get drunk and chase a cheese down a hill, what's the point of being British?"

My favorite music:

Any Original Movie Soundtrack
comments: The ultra-best way to get really good music for cheap.
Any Original Cast Album
comments: I got me a Master's degree in the Theatre!
Jimmy Buffet
comments: I got your cheeseburger and margarita right here, baby.
The Firesign Theatre
comments: "Did you ever get into bear baiting?" "I could never get my socks off!"

My favorite movies:

MST3K
comments: And any movie they'd ever feature.
B Movies
comments: EVERY movie is MUCH better after a beer.
Anything else. . .
comments: That the Hubster would hate. Because it's so bad it's good.

My favorite authors:

Harper Lee
comments: "To Kill a Mockinbird". Of course.
Whatever looks good at the library
comments: I'm such a cover art whore.
J.K. Rowling
comments: I am anxiously awaiting the book, "Harry Potter and the Golden Snatch".
Patricia Cornwell
comments: Forensics, nice and gory, Virginia - style.
LaVyrle Spencer
comments: Yes, a romance writer, but a very good one. She writes especially good period (as in time) stories.

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last updated: 2011-11-01 02:05:51
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user since: 2004-08-19

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