 My favorite diaries:
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chamber profile - diary |
| comments: "yeah right, next you'll be telling me that parker lewis CAN lose." |
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pixiebee profile - diary |
| comments: "Tonight the air is so thick, my thoughts drip like molasses down the back of my neck." |
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jilu profile - diary |
| comments: "I have a great and huge urge to go somewhere. Do something intriguing. That would also mean I'd have to take a shower and put on pants." |
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unseasoned profile - diary |
| comments: "And that's when it hit..I had said Cukak, and everything was over. I couldn't go on, because it was such a blunder, but I couldn't go back - hell knows, I tried..." |
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donestefan profile - diary |
| comments: "apparently the definition of a cult nowadays is just a group of people that hang out in someone's house and do volunteer work at drug rehab clinics." |
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boink profile - diary |
| comments: "now you are all confused, aren't you, because you thought I was refering to someone else, but apparently I am refering to a Japanese mountain." |
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theener profile - diary |
| comments: "i think my 35 yr. old Hispanic professor is hot. eww." |
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schleiffen profile - diary |
| comments: "my nose drips but yet i can't breathe through my left nostril. for some reason, it fascinates me." |
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milquetoast profile - diary |
| comments: "Lord, was I crazy! Insinuating to this dude that if he rubbed my head I would roll around on the floor making fake purring noises and acting like a damn cat because I thought I was one." |
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charlesisgay profile - diary |
| comments: "i love fat little bald men." |
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arieskms profile - diary |
| comments: "i have words and memories and a shower scene and ideas and a new found love of run on sentences and chain smoking." |
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perceptions profile - diary |
| comments: "i wanted to put my face in the toilet bowl and scream. that's how much i liked you." |
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mousepoet profile - diary |
| comments: "the kisses are as pure and sweet as the white insides of strawberries" |
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billiardsguy profile - diary |
| comments: "With, primarily, enough emotional envolvement and a caring attitude towards his partner on the man's part, orgasm should be something that is frequently achieved in women." |
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anti-hero-00 profile - diary |
| comments: "And here's a pre 'fuck you' for criticizing my grammar." |
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atomic-poppy profile - diary |
| comments: "Today, I am procrastinating on a paper while I sit, bored, at a table where I am trying to give away a LOT of condoms." |
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tattoobelly profile - diary |
| comments: "People, I swear to god, we can make Cellulite the next big thing; I shit you not." |
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scramasax profile - diary |
| comments: "My mother has the dirtiest mind. Twice this week, I have made a literary allusion and she mistook it for sexual innuendo." |
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tvzero profile - diary |
| comments: "My bed is mad at me...as I walked by my bedroom this morning, I distinctly heard her whisper 'cocksucker.'" |
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minired profile - diary |
| comments: "Maybe WOW! isn't the full name. Maybe it's WOW, These Chips SUCK! They probably just couldn't fit the entire name on the label." |
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twin-bee profile - diary |
| comments: "Each time, I nearly fall off my bed-posts, or get electrocuted and then fall off my bedposts, or slip, get electrocuted, then fall off my bedpost, then get hit in the head with a glass boob weighing two pounds." |
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saint-louise profile - diary |
| comments: "Space shuttle…crash…blahblahblah…very sad…war…blusterbluster pompous opinion…Michael Jackson…scarier than war…and FUCK WINTER. YOU HEAR ME? FUCK IT." |
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fadein profile - diary |
| comments: "I was not Lloyd Dobbler. I had no boombox. Peter Gabriel had not yet written a song for this situation." |
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princemab profile - diary |
My favorite music: |
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Jude |
| comments: "see i was marvin gaye and bond, james bond, i was taking all day so i could turn you on" |
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Wilco |
| comments: "i'm the boy with the poetry power, i'm the boy, smells like flowers" |
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Tori (took me 2 years) |
| comments: "so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what's so amazing about really deep thoughts?" |
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Jewel |
| comments: "you turn to me with frozen lips, your hands are icy cold" |
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Barenaked Ladies |
| comments: "i couldn't tell you, you were right, so instead i lookedinthemirrorwatchedtvlaidawakeallnight" |
My favorite movies: |
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Say Anything |
| comments: makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside |
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High Fidelity |
| comments: the book's better, but the movie's pretty damn awesome |
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The Princess Bride |
| comments: based my first novel on these characters. heh, i was 12. |
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Star Wars |
| comments: have to add it, cause i can quote the whole thing |
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When Harry Met Sally |
| comments: nice, sappy, hilarious, orgasm-filled goodness |
My favorite authors: |
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Robert Heinlein |
| comments: Stranger in a Strange Land. you grok? |
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Rainer Maria Rilke |
| comments: Duino Elegies, beautiful. 3 and 8 are my favorites. |
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Tolkien |
| comments: epic. no more needs be said. |
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Shel Silverstein |
| comments: memories taped to the walls of nearly 4 years ago |
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e. e. cummings |
| comments: i almost memorized "anyone lived in a pretty how town" |
