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What's Your Cheapest Shot?

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Claire is a simple eighteen-year-old girl living in a place not worth mentioning in the Midlands, England. In what she pretentiously likes to think of as a sequel to her previous diary where she blogged for four years, shot-of-tea charts Claire's relationships with her family, her friends, a string of non-boyfriends (and the occasional actual boyfriend), alcohol, money, the philosophical musings of Plato and whatever else her Sixth Form College tells her to learn about, and the world at large.

She is possibly a bit self-obsessed.

My favorite diaries:

clairecav    profile - diary
comments:  This was my diary from 2003-2007
just-dreamin    profile - diary
comments:  "He gave us a very bizarre look, at which point we both jumped up and tried to make it look like we were as surprised as he was to find ourselves in his bedroom."
student-bum    profile - diary
comments:  "I HAVE A WONKY FACE. Still."
annie-cam    profile - diary
comments:  Wonky Face's pictures
flufflebunny    profile - diary
comments:  "I plant trees, I give to charity, I tidy up after littering people... The point is that I am just a general 'fucking do gooder'."
skinnylizzie    profile - diary
comments:  "The world is my giant mince pie, and I'm going to EAT IT ALL."
skinnypics    profile - diary
comments:  Mince Pie Girl's pictures
buffylass    profile - diary
comments:  "I am officially the most unromantic, unsuave and undignified person to exist ever. Rolf Harris is sexier than I can ever hope to be."
strawberrri    profile - diary
comments:  "It's now 02.16 am and I don't know whether to poke my brother awake with a wooden spoon. I'm thinking probably not. I'm also massively craving mackerel. Bed time!"
onlyemma    profile - diary
randomrabbit    profile - diary
comments:  "So what are we saying? I’m wearing a dirty woman’s coat that looks like it’s been put together by an infant class? Well cheers you fucking cunt I hope you slip over and bang your head on a rock."
jayandc    profile - diary
sunbeams100    profile - diary
stepfordtart    profile - diary
comments:  "By the time I got home from work, the police had been called, several people had been called cunts and BF had had to go to the neighbours for a restorative brandy and a bit of a sit down."
vintagejunk    profile - diary
comments:  "Someone asks me if I rather gained 10 kilos or got hit by a truck, and all I can think of is whether getting hit by a truck will kill me or not. Does this make me a bad person?"
all-sewn-up    profile - diary
comments:  "...and then I kissed him on the mouth and his gigantic Viking nose got in the way (gigantic, honestly, and this coming from a Jew)."
hidden-nook    profile - diary
comments:  "I just cut myself a fringe!!! What the hell was I thinking?! Shit."
portlypete    profile - diary
comments:  "Rome wasn’t built in a day – now we know why: they got their plumbing supplies from Homebase."
smashthegas    profile - diary
comments:  "I may be a useless, long-haired, drunken, tyre-roasting rockerdude now, but back in the day I used to be a useless, long-haired, drunken, tyre-roasting rockerdude who displayed an unnatural flair for tennis."
skinny-bum    profile - diary
comments:  Though I am quite fond of not-so-skinny derrieres.
warmlove    profile - diary
comments:  "They were all so nervous that anything I said, including, frankly, some very sound cheap cooking tips a la Lidl Cornbeef hash-pie, were greeting with a very sisterly: "FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! YOUR NOT HELPING JUST SHUT-UP, SHUT-UP!" "
yellow-ninja    profile - diary
comments:  "My beau of the moment, GI Joe, called just to check in because he knew I wasn't feeling so hot. How sweet. Blech."
sun-dials    profile - diary
outer-jessie    profile - diary

My favorite music:

Oasis
comments:  Razorlight, The Kooks, Arctic Monkeys, Lily Allen, Aerosmith
Hadouken!
comments:  Mindless Self Indulgence, Gym Class Heroes, Kate Nash, Kasabian
Robbie Williams
comments:  Britney Spears, Spice Girls, Deep Blue Something, Amy Winehouse
Bon Jovi
comments:  My Chemical Romance, The Enemy, Kanye West, Flamboyant Bella
The Killers
comments:  INXS, The Pigeon Detectives, Reverend and the Makers, Adam and the Ants

My favorite movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean
The Lion King
Scarface
Little Miss Sunshine
Gladiator

My favorite authors:

Louise Rennison
Anne Rice
Lian Hearn

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last updated: 2009-11-24 12:28:21
this user's total entries: 230
user since: 2007-09-06

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