Eye of Smoog


I chose this shot of myself because you can really make out my youthful glow. Yet just look at those dark circles under my eyes. You'd be exhausted too if 100,000,000 spermatozoa kept nipping your ass.

My favorite diaries:

biensoul profile - diary
comments: Yet another poor soul suckered into the +$200 haircut. Pity her. Then stroke her coif and tell her how shiny it is.
bluemeany profile - diary
comments: She's cute, she's in uniform, and she's snarky. I would totally do her when she gets back from Iraq.
cuppajoe profile - diary
comments: He's one of my few remaining links to Toronto. Oh, the yearning. He's also going to save the world. Really. He's like the Ghandi of Canada, only with a camera and a bike instead of a toga and a serious weight problem.
haloaskew profile - diary
comments: Because I suspect she also has a "get ready in five minutes and yet still manage to look semi presentable because you slept through your alarm" region in her brain that's about 10 times average size.
heidiann profile - diary
comments: Because anyone named "Heidi" has my deepest sympathies - as well as my vote that it be changed to "Desiree."
hissandtell profile - diary
comments: She has a leopard-skin refrigerator door after having torn off the original in a fit of orgasmic kitchen passion. What's not to like?
juddhole profile - diary
comments: He's Superman. Really. Yes, Superman wears a kilt.
ann-frank profile - diary
groovy-decay profile - diary
kungfukitten profile - diary
comments: Because I wrote her a lust haiku.
luvabeans profile - diary
comments: Because she understands the male need for ceremonial shits.
madamepierce profile - diary
comments: Because she understands that all male office workers are clones of Carson Daly.
marn profile - diary
comments: It was fate that I first visited her on the same day I write about the Anti-Stress Boob.
not-a-finger profile - diary
comments: She's young, pretty, hilarious, and a skilled writer. Feel free to hate her guts.
porktornado profile - diary
comments: We timeshare a frontal lobe.
chickie-legs profile - diary
reynedecoupe profile - diary
comments: The Wifehole.
smartypants profile - diary
comments: Another person captivated by the gutsy independence of old naked guys in public. Maybe we should start a club.
fuzzy-grey profile - diary
twelvebeer profile - diary
comments: I'm Canadian. A name like "twelvebeer" is irresistable to me.
unclebob profile - diary
comments: The emperor of silly bits.
weetabix profile - diary
comments: I have the same fat fairy, in ceramic, dangling from my kitchen doorway. I feel a bond.

My favorite music:

Etta James
comments: Oh baby.
Bonnie Raitt
comments: She was at her best well before "Nick of Time" was released. Her live cover of "Angel of Montgomery" with John Prine is fabulous.
Norah Jones
comments: Smooth and in control, not something most young female vocalists can stake claim to.
Ani Difranco
comments: No point sticking her into any category. She only fits into a category of one - herself.
and so many more
comments: Who gets the last slot? Mozart or Otis Redding? How about Fleetwood Mac, Aretha Franklin, Ricki Lee Jones, Vivaldi, Rufus Wainwright, Sheryl Crow, Indigo Girls, the silliness of Nilsson and Moxy Früvous, and so on? I just can't do it.

My favorite movies:

Time Bandits
comments: Finally, a movie that thinks like I do.
The Princess Bride
comments: Probably my favourite adaptation of a novel, and almost equally as hilarious.
The Sweet Hereafter
comments: Atom Egoyan at his best
Lawrence of Arabia
comments: Proof that there's no time limit on excellence.
Bound
comments: Witty film noir fluff at its finest.

My favorite authors:

Timothy Findley
comments: I could list authors galore, but this is a perfect place to spread the word about a fine author who sadly is no longer with us. "Headhunter" and "Not Wanted on the Voyage" are only two of many favourites.
Douglas Adams / Tom Robbins / Kurt Vonnegut
comments: Cynical silliness, straight, drunk, or stoned. You choose.
Ann-Marie Macdonald
comments: An actress cum playwright cum author of a favourite novel, "Fall On Your Knees".
Seamus Heaney
comments: Frankly, one of the few contemporary poets worth reading
Dorianne Laux
comments: Another one of those few

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last updated: 2007-01-14 12:55:12
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