And Throw Away the Key

"All of the people I could be... they got fewer and fewer until finally they got reduced to only one -- and that's who I am."

-Dave Spritz (Nicholas Cage), "The Weather Man"

Gmail: somnambulist76

AIM: somnambulist76

My favorite diaries:

duranfanatic profile - diary
comments: "Here I'm defining "help" as stand around sweating while he does most of the actual work, and criticizes nearly every little thing I do or try to do"
rachelliz profile - diary
comments: "Maybe he's been busy. Maybe he's dating 12 other girls. Maybe he's trying to be cool. Maybe he's a dumbass. Probably he's a dumbass. We knew this though."
andrew profile - diary
comments: "My cholesterol and sugar levels, etc. are all fine, but the canadian exchange rate is still giving me huge ulcers, panic attacks, and I am pretty sure herpes."
savecraig profile - diary
comments: "The next rich client that walks by my desk dressed in fur is going to get tackled because I mistook them for a bear."
princessdy profile - diary
comments: [LOCKED] "Hopefully I will get to see him at the class reunion, and he won�t be in jail on drug charges like most of our classmates."
porktornado profile - diary
comments: "Being told by a woman that you remind them of a teddy bear is a dubious honor at best; most girls don�t have sex with teddy bears, and the ones that do usually have daddy issues and very confused teddy bears."
agent007kt profile - diary
comments: "i've moved to the age old concept held by women everywhere: boys suck.boys cause ouchies."
purplecigar profile - diary
comments: For quality snarkage: click here. (Quote forthcoming)
autumnleigh profile - diary
comments: "The other method was to wrap the cat in a towel. I called it bagging the cat; the vet�s assistant called it a kitty burrito. Cute, but I�ve never had a burrito that tried to scratch my eyes out.."
tacie77 profile - diary
comments: (Quote forthcoming.)
iamsorry profile - diary
comments: "I've been trying to reconcile my hatred of life with my fear of death."
lifeasme66 profile - diary
comments: (back by popular demand!)
lisamcc profile - diary
comments: A new semi-local to read. We'll see if it sticks. Or if she notices the new linker. ^_^
poperkins profile - diary
comments: this is pop, be nice to her. Quote forthcoming.
mzauberman profile - diary
comments: [LOCKED] "Of course, egg-laying females probably won't evolve for another few hundred thousand years, but I'm confident they'll show up eventually."
quoted profile - diary
comments: [RARELY UPDATED] "I tried to find the number of wars currently raging worldwide, and cnet suggested it could find me the best deal on wars, while allowing me to compare prices, reviews, and more."
girls-suck profile - diary
comments: [MOVED OFF-SITE] "Women are absolutely insane. That's a given. We don't need a long standing debate on that; the popularity of Coldplay is enough for it to be apparent."
rar profile - diary
comments: [MOVED OFF-SITE] "I better get my ass back to work and school before I get to comfortable with my growing ignorance."
seventrain profile - diary
comments: [APPARENTLY BACK ONLINE] (Quote forthcoming.)
abeft11 profile - diary
comments: [ABANDONED] (New. Found through Pork Tornado comments pages. Quote later.)
imlonelygirl profile - diary
comments: [ABANDONED/GONE] (Quote forthcoming. This is a new read for me.)
sera1231 profile - diary
comments: [ABANDONED] "Women are stupid. Men are stupid. Relationships make people stupid. We would all be happier if we consistently thought with our brains instead of our sex organs. "
diaryreviews profile - diary
comments: [ABANDONED/GONE] (My score: 97/100) - "I was afraid that I wasn't going to like this diary at all. However, when I looked beyond that, I discovered that you have a very amusing personality." (Cara)
sweetreviews profile - diary
comments: [ABANDONED] (My score: 103/100) - "I don't know where to begin. Reading your diary, I know that the bar has been raised here at DiaryLand. You are an amazing, and very talented writer." (Leslie Irene)
kaylorin profile - diary
comments: [ABANDONED] "I dunno.. Maybe I'm senile.. There's a happy thought. *smile*"
pop-rox profile - diary
comments: [ABANDONED/GONE] "I'm not really willing to write down how i feel or what is going on in my life because I really don't want to think about it, it only hurts."
slackmeister profile - diary
comments: (Quote forthcoming.)
katy-bug profile - diary
comments: [CLOSED FOREVER] "Did you know I'm my favorite person? It's true."
sbojo32 profile - diary
comments: [LOCKED AND RELOCATED] "Do not attempt to stalk someone if you have no idea where they are... [and] have no idea why you're doing it... [or] what you'd do if you succeed."

My favorite music:

Everclear
comments: Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Better Than Ezra
Bowling for Soup
comments: Eve 6, Blink-182, Lit, Green Day, The Offspring, Nirvana, Eminem, Good Charlotte, Nine Inch Nails, SR-71
Aerosmith
comments: Def Leppard, Skid Row, Poison, Warrant, Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Firehouse, Bon Jovi, Motley Cre
Billy Joel
comments: Steve Miller Band, John Cougar Mellencamp, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen
Emerson Drive
comments: George Strait, Travis Tritt, Johnny Cash, Garth Brooks

My favorite movies:

The Graduate
comments: As Good As It Gets, Phenomenon, Chasing Amy, Clerks, Dogma, Jerry Maguire, Hombre Mirando al Sudeste, The Tao of Steve, Meet the Parents
Pi
comments: Apocalypse Now, Payback, The Crush
Star Trek II
comments: Back to the Future Part II, Star Trek First Contact
Memento
comments: Arlington Road, Glory
Lethal Weapon
comments: Lethal Weapon 2 & 3, Die Hard 1 & 2, Terminator 2, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Mission Impossible 2, Goldeneye

My favorite authors:

Kurt Vonnegut
comments: "'Everything must have a purpose?' asked God. 'Certainly,' said man. 'Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this,' said God. And He went away."
Scott Adams
comments: "You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
Stephen King
comments: "Time takes it all, time bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again."
Ayn Rand
comments: "Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values."
George Orwell
comments: "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others."

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