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so there were two muffins in an oven. and the one muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "whew, its hot in here". and the other muffin says, "holy shit! a talking muffin!"

My favorite diaries:

the-slacker profile - diary

comments: First we played Batman. I know it sounds stupid but we were running around beating each other up. Bread was BatMan and I was BatMan Beyond and sometimes I was the cartoon Jackie Chan

undesirable profile - diary

comments: I flicked my hand down and was very disappointed when no such spider webbing came out of my wrist.

pezpunka profile - diary

comments: The world is so much different at 5 AM.

star830jj profile - diary

comments: Have you ever had a cup of juice in one hand and a cup or bowl of goldfish crackers or pretzels in the other, and then by accident you try to eat your juice and drink your crackers? I think that's funny.

slick45 profile - diary

comments: I feel good. I'm just slightly peeved that my parents want to take my slippers away

bizzomb profile - diary

comments: if i could carry my severed head in a bag underneath my arm, i'd hit people over the head with it when they pissed me off.

ozmodiar profile - diary

comments: You scare me so much it's oppressive. Small talk with you is like pounding in roofing nails with my forehead.

tfortara profile - diary

comments: so i come home to find out im in trouble for calling my 15 year old brother a whore...

ann-frank profile - diary

comments: Like, if my grasp of grammar were to be listed on the list of the worst places to live in the U.S. based on weather, I would so be Quillayute, Washington

disneyhcky18 profile - diary

comments: I was dubbed with the nickname "cock" and jokes went all around

imthecat profile - diary

comments: i just named the fishes yes, they are the man's fish, not really my fishes but i still named them. i call them breakfast and dinner

savecraig profile - diary

comments: I think one thing that would suck about being Jared's friend is that he'd always want to eat at subway

rachjean profile - diary

comments: rachel - she treats her dog like a person ... wierd. and i love her dearly. too bad she has a cooler boyfriend now. and shes too cool to play football.

the-stranger profile - diary

comments: hi lindsay, linds, hey, hi, hey, whats going on, hi lindsay --- secret agent

hobbesthecat profile - diary

comments: he has a crazy obsession with scarves and the word "bonkers"

kykle79 profile - diary

comments: its impossible to not get into trouble with kyle around, which makes my life 100% more interesting

girlie-girl profile - diary

comments: and while she is both girly ... and a girl ... there is also so much more

usinclair profile - diary

comments: like justin in every way ...

My favorite music:

Rock On

comments: Rx Bandits, Motion City Soundtrack, The Ataris, The Hippos, Alkaline Trio, Hot Hot Heat, Sugarcult, The Mars Volta, The Lawrence Arms, The All American Rejects, Rancid, Less Than Jake, The Mad Caddies, MU330, Cursive

Crazy

comments: Foo Fighters, Incubus, Linkin Park

Trip

comments: Trey Anastasio, Phish, Paul Simon, Jefferson Starship, Country Joe, The Grateful Dead, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, The String Cheese Incident

Film

comments: Romeo and Juliet, RENT, Almost Famous, Jurassic Park, Moulin Rouge

My favorite movies:

moulin rouge

comments: Boho

spiderman

comments: one sexy spider

the breakfast club

comments: that movie makes the bad guy so hot

the goonies

comments: i cant watch the lord of the rings, because whenever i see sam i imagine him saying "goonies never say die"

the newsies